Wall Destroying Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Overnab | Damage the wall. | |
Scrub | Deal 100 damage to the wall. | |
Less of a Scrub | Deal 1,000 damage to the wall. | |
Wall Tapper | Deal 10,000 damage to the wall. | |
Wall Puncher | Deal 1,000,000 damage to the wall. | |
Wall Breaker | Deal 10,000,000 damage to the wall. | |
Wall Smasher | Deal 1,000,000,000 damage to the wall. | |
Wall Crusher | Deal 100,000,000,000 damage to the wall. | |
Wall Destroyer | Destroy your first wall. You've earned the title! | |
Wall Slayer | Destroy the big second wall. "gettin sum slays" ~1337 sn1p3r #108 | |
Wall Conqueror | Destroy the huge third wall. | |
Sudden Awareness | Destroy the massive fourth wall. | |
You're Winner! | Destroy the final wall. *sounds of incredibly crappy 8-bit horns* | |
Wall Master | Destroy 5 bonus walls. | |
Wall Overlord | Destroy the 10 bonus walls. | |
God of Walls | Destroy the Ten Walls of Space. | |
Time & Space | Destroy the Ten Walls of Time. | |
Infinity & Eternity | Destroy the Ten Walls of The End. | |
Actual Winner | Destroy all the walls. *sounds of beautiful majestic high-definition horns* | |
Tryhard | Destroy all the walls 5 times. "The air in here is dense with tryhardiness, I can feel it. It's horrible." ~Agent Johnson |
Time Played Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Getting Started | Play for 15 minutes.
"These achievements weren't actually coded by Tellurium, because he's a total noob that doesn't recognize real talent." | |
Lunch Break | Play for 30 minutes. | |
The Wasted Hour | Play for 1 hour. | |
Better Than a Movie | Play for 2 hours. | |
Casual Player | Play for 3 hours. | |
Killing Time | Play for 6 hours. | |
I Love Idling | Play for 9 hours. | |
Wall Destroyer Fan | Play for 12 hours. | |
Serious Player | Play for 18 hours. | |
Another Day Down the Drain | Play for 1 day. | |
Hardcore Player | Play for 3 days. | |
Coming Back for More | Play for 5 days. | |
Mark Your Calendars | Play for 1 week. | |
Completely Addicted | Play for 2 weeks. | |
No-Life | Play for 3 weeks. | |
Best Month Ever | Play for 4 weeks. | |
No Way Out | Play for 6 weeks. | |
Lord Idler | Play for 8 weeks. | |
Real real real real real REAL addict | Play for 10 weeks. |
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Hand Damage Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Puncher | Deal 100 damage by hand. | |
Boxer | Deal 10,000 damage by hand. | |
Brawler | Deal 1,000,000 damage by hand. | |
Blood, Sweat, and Tears | Deal 100,000,000 damage by hand. | |
Karate Master | Deal 10,000,000,000 damage by hand. | |
Doing God's Work | Deal 1,000,000,000,000 damage by hand. | |
The Hero Gotham Deserves | Deal 100,000,000,000,000 damage by hand. | |
The Grandmaster | Deal 10,000,000,000,000,000 damage by hand. | |
The Champion of The World | Deal 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 damage by hand. | |
The Chosen One | Deal 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 damage by hand. | |
The Winner | Deal 10 sextillion damage by hand. Not actually trought. Keep going | |
Agent of The Devil | Deal 1 septillion damage by hand. The amount of time you've wasted has reached evil status. | |
Beyond Reality | Deal 100 septillion damage by hand. "Pff, as it we weren't past that years ago." ~Head of R&D | |
The Harbinger | Deal 10 octillion damage by hand. The harbinger of the final destruction of all these damn walls, that is! | |
Missionary of The Divine | Deal 10 nonillion damage by hand. You've reached maximum level. The divine message: punch harder. |
Puncher Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Hired Help | Hire 1 Puncher. | |
Get The Fist Of It | Hire 10 Punchers. | |
Unarmed Army | Hire 50 Punchers. | |
Armada of Punches | Hire 100 Punchers. | |
Legion of Fists | Hire 150 Punchers. | |
Punch City | Hire 200 Punchers. | |
Punch Nation | Hire 300 Punchers. | |
The World Punched to Pieces | Hire 400 Punchers. | |
Thanks A Punch | Hire 500 Punchers. | |
A Sock In The Park | Hire 700 Punchers. | |
No Such Thing as a Free Punch | Deal 1,000,000,000 damage to the wall with your punchers. |
Clubber Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Clubstep | Hire 1 clubber. | |
Club party | Hire 10 clubbers. | |
The Clubhouse | Hire 50 clubbers. | |
Club the Nation | Hire 100 clubbers. | |
Club the World | Hire 150 clubbers. | |
Club the Universe | Hire 200 clubbers. | |
Club Reality | Hire 300 clubbers. | |
Club to Infinity | Hire 400 clubbers. | |
Beelzeclub | Hire 500 clubbers. | |
Club-Niggurath | Hire 700 clubbers. | |
Clubbed to Death | Deal 10,000,000,000 damage on the wall with your clubbers. |
Swordsman Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Wallslicer | Hire 1 swordsman. | |
Hack 'n Slash | Hire 10 swordsmen. | |
Smorgasword | Hire 50 swordsmen. | |
Blade Battalion | Hire 100 swordsmen. | |
The Cavalry | Hire 150 swordsmen. | |
The Crusaders | Hire 200 swordsmen. | |
Blade Runner | Hire 300 swordsmen. | |
All the King's Men | Hire 400 swordsmen. | |
The Conquerors of The World | Hire 500 swordsmen. "As if we weren't already am I right?" ~Swordsman Project Leader | |
Tyrannoswordus Rex | Hire 700 swordsmen. Agent Johnson's proposal to build a T. rex-shaped sword was shot down before it even caught air. | |
Castle Crashers | Deal 100,000,000,000 damage on the wall with your swordsmen. |
Gunshooter Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Shooter of Guns | Hire 1 gunshooter. | |
Firing Squad | Hire 10 gunshooters. | |
Blast Battalion | Hire 50 gunshooters. | |
The Old West | Hire 100 gunshooters. | |
The Military | Hire 150 gunshooters. | |
Armament Armada | Hire 200 gunshooters. | |
Gun With The Wind | Hire 300 gunshooters. | |
Couldn't Think of a Good Gun | Hire 400 gunshooters."Oh wait, I'm done already. I mean... I'm GUN already." ~Chief of | |
When All Is Said And Gun | Hire 500 gunshooters. | |
All Are Gun & Gun Is All | Hire 700 gunshooters. "ALL. ALL GUN. AAAAAAALLL." ~Automated RUC complaint responder | |
Swiss Cheese | Deal 1,000,000,000,000 damage on the wall with your gunshooters. |
Grenademan Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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The Man with The Grenade | Hire 1 grenademan. | |
The Barrage | Hire 10 grenademen. | |
Nade Barricade | Hire 50 grenademen. | |
Rain of Grenades | Hire 100 grenademen. | |
Grenade Gale | Hire 150 grenademen. | |
Ocean of Grenades | Hire 200 grenademen. | |
Bomb The World | Hire 300 grenademen. | |
Nade It Through | Hire 400 grenademen. | |
The Divine Bombedy | Hire 500 grenademen. | |
Grenademan Achievement #10 | Hire 700 grenademen. "I quit." ~Chief of Puns | |
Endless War | Deal 10,000,000,000,000 damage on the wall with your grenademen. |
Wrecking Ball Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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I'm Gonna Wreck It | Hire 1 wrecking ball. | |
Ball Busters | Hire 10 wrecking balls. | |
Deconstruction Team | Hire 50 wrecking balls. | |
Deconstruction Army | Hire 100 wrecking balls. | |
The Wreck Republic | Hire 150 wrecking balls. | |
Wrecktacular | Hire 200 wrecking balls. | |
The Wreckoning | Hire 300 wrecking balls. | |
Wreck is Love, Wreck is Life | Hire 400 wrecking balls. | |
Reality Wreck | Hire 500 wrecking balls. | |
Round This Wreck of The Woods | Hire 700 wrecking balls. "I think you ran out of fitting ones." ~Agent Carter "Round this wreck of the woods, we don't question my puns." ~Chief of Puns | |
Get Wrecked | Deal 100,000,000,000,000 damage to the wall with your wrecking balls. |
Bulldozer Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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The Doze Knows | Hire 1 bulldozer. | |
Those Who Arose to Doze | Hire 10 bulldozers. | |
The Doze Division | Hire 50 bulldozers. | |
Stop And Smell The Dozes | Hire 100 bulldozers. | |
Level The City | Hire 150 bulldozers. | |
Level The Country | Hire 200 bulldozers. Disclamer: these achievement titles are not commands. | |
The Superbull | Hire 300 bulldozers. | |
Dozes Are Red, The World is Dead | Hire 400 bulldozers. | |
Overdoze | Hire 500 bulldozers. | |
Bullshit | Hire 700 bulldozers. "Could it be... The only accurately named thing in the entire game?" ~Agent Connor | |
Crack n Smash | Deal 200,000,000,000,000 damage to the wall with your bulldozers. |
Airstrike Caller Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Calling the Shots | Hire 1 airstrike caller. | |
The Strikes | Hire 10 airstrike callers. | |
Call of Nature | Hire 50 airstrike callers. | |
The Strikedown | Hire 100 airstrike callers. | |
Crush the World | Hire 150 airstrike callers. | |
Calamity Calling | Hire 200 airstrike callers. | |
Take A Strike | Hire 300 airstrike callers. | |
It's Call Over Now | Hire 400 airstrike callers. | |
God's On The Other Line | Hire 500 airstrike callers. He wants his walls back. | |
Death Called | Deal 2,000,000,000,000,000 damage to the wall with your airstrike callers. |
Necromancer Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Bring In The Hats | Hire 1 necromancer. "The biggest possible." ~Head of Wizard Relations | |
Men In Black | Hire 10 necromancers. | |
The Cult | Hire 50 necromancers. | |
Dead Rising | Hire 100 necromancers. | |
Zombieland | Hire 150 necromancers. | |
Army of Darkness | Hire 200 necromancers. | |
That's It. I'm Getting The Dead. | Hire 300 necromancers. *thats it. im getting the dead. | |
Only Zombies Now | Hire 400 necromancers. | |
The Grateful Dead | Hire 500 necromancers. Not actually though. |
Titan Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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It's Back | Hire 1 titan. | |
They're Coming | Hire 10 titans. | |
Massive Attack | Hire 50 titans. | |
Titanic Takeover | Hire 100 titans." | |
Ancient Army | Hire 150 titans. | |
Lord Reaefsek's Castle | Hire 200 titans. Lord Reaefsek, God of The Unfinished, was one of the most famous titans. He was insane, and very skilled with Old World magic. | |
Hyzem's Kingdom | Hire 300 titans. Lord Reaefsek and King Hyzem were rivals; as the records in Bextic - Hyzem's castle - state, Reaefsek decided that he was the god of everything and attacked Hyzem's kingdom. This was the golden age of magical artifacts. | |
A Beautiful Sight | Hire 400 titans. The giant warriors of the Old World, joining together for the single purpose of smashing a brick wall to the ground... Beautiful. | |
The Old World | Hire 500 titans. |
Brick Factory Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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They'll Never Find Out | Build 1 brick factory. | |
Secret Production | Build 10 brick factories. | |
Area 51 | Build 50 brick factories. | |
Blissful Secrecy | Build 100 brick factories. | |
How Many Bricks Does It Take | Build 150 brick factories. Not enough. | |
Artificial City | Build 200 brick factories. | |
St. Brick | Build 300 brick factories. He comes down your chimney, but instead of giving you presents he dismantles the chimney and takes all the bricks. | |
Brickrolled | Build 400 brick factories. "I regret writing that last description. Now the demons dress up as St. Brick every Christmas and act the part." ~Agent Connor | |
A Brick of Sense | Build 500 brick fatories. "Did we run out of fitting ones?" ~Agent Carter "If you had a brick of sense in you, you wouldn't question my puns." ~Chief of Puns |
Demon Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Raising Hell | Hire 1 demon. | |
Satan's Little Helpers | Hire 10 demons. | |
Fire & Brimstone | Hire 50 demons. "The only actual fire here is the fire coming from MY ANGER." ~Head of Tech "There's also the bonfire they built over some box they buried in my yard. They said it was part of a treasure hunt." ~RC Project Leader "THOSE ARE ALL MY OLD FLOPPY DISKS." ~Head of Tech | |
Hell On Earth | Hire 100 demons. "You've got THAT right." ~Everyone except Agent Johnson | |
Demonic Dominance | Hire 150 demons. "Dominance over NOT BEING ANNOYED ALL THE TIME." ~Head of Demon Relations | |
No Quarter | Hire 200 demons. "The only quarter they give is the quarter they used to jam the coffee maker in the lobby. We ended up inventing a coffee maker that requires a password so they would stop screwing with it." ~Head of R&D | |
Judgement Day | Hire 300 demons. | |
How Could You Hell | Hire 400 demons. "From all the demons being awful and trolling everyone maybe??" ~Agent Connor | |
Holy Hell | Hire 500 demons. "Say, isn't that an oxymoron?" ~Agent Carter "You're an oxymoron." ~Agent Johnson |
Reality Compromiser Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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Think Outside The Box | Build 1 reality compromiser. | |
Break on Through to The Other Side | Build 10 reality compromisers. "You know the night divides the day, the day DESTROYS THE WALLS" ~Agent Johnson, before getting kicked out of karoke night | |
I Can See Forever | Build 50 reality compromisers. "It's bullshit all the way down." ~Agent Connnor | |
Reality Fatality | Build 100 reality compromisers. | |
Beyond The Infinite | Build 150 reality compromisers. | |
The Grand Compromise | Build 200 reality compromisers. | |
The Levee | Build 300 reality compromisers. What levee, you ask? The levee of REALITY. | |
Pandora's Box | Build 400 reality compromisers. "Pretty late for using that analogy." ~Agent Connor | |
Stairway To Heaven | Build 500 reality compromisers. "And we didn't buy no stairway, unlike that cheapass lady. We built it, with our own blood, sweat, and tears!" ~RUC CEO |
Black Obliterator Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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The Reaper | Build 1 black obliterator. | |
Back In Black | Build 10 black obliterators. | |
The Black Plague | Build 50 black obliterators | |
Paint It Black | Build 100 black obliterators. | |
Blackbird | Build 150 black obliterators. | |
Blackout | Build 200 black obliterators. | |
Oblivion | Build 300 black obliterators. | |
Infinity | Build 400 Black obliterators. "400 is not equal to infinity." ~Agent Lawrence "Wrong." ~Agent Johnson |
All buildings Achievements[]
Icon | Name | Description |
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The Menagerie | Have 100 buildings. | |
The Aggregation | Have 500 buildings. | |
The Armada | Have 1,000 buildings. | |
Ruler of the World | Have 2,000 buildings. | |
King of the Cosmos | Have 3000 buildings. | |
Master of Reality | Have 5,000 buildings. | |
God | Have 7,500 buildings. | |
The King | Have 10,000 buildings. |