Wall Destroying Achievements

Icon Name Description
Overnab Damage the wall.
Scrub Deal 100 damage to the wall.
Less of a Scrub Deal 1,000 damage to the wall.
Wall Tapper Deal 10,000 damage to the wall.
Wall Puncher Deal 1,000,000 damage to the wall.
Wall Breaker Deal 10,000,000 damage to the wall.
Wall Smasher Deal 1,000,000,000 damage to the wall.
Wall Crusher Deal 100,000,000,000 damage to the wall.
Wall Destroyer Destroy your first wall.
You've earned the title!
Wall Slayer Destroy the big second wall.
"gettin sum slays" ~1337 sn1p3r #108
Wall Conqueror Destroy the huge third wall.
Sudden Awareness Destroy the massive fourth wall.
You're Winner! Destroy the final wall.
*sounds of incredibly crappy 8-bit horns*
Wall Master Destroy 5 bonus walls.
Wall Overlord Destroy the 10 bonus walls.
God of Walls Destroy the Ten Walls of Space.
Time & Space Destroy the Ten Walls of Time.
Infinity & Eternity Destroy the Ten Walls of The End.
Actual Winner Destroy all the walls.
*sounds of beautiful majestic high-definition horns*
Tryhard Destroy all the walls 5 times.
"The air in here is dense with tryhardiness, I can feel it. It's horrible." ~Agent Johnson

Time Played Achievements

Icon Name Description
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Getting Started Play for 15 minutes.

"These achievements weren't actually coded by Tellurium, because he's a total noob that doesn't recognize real talent."

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Lunch Break Play for 30 minutes.
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The Wasted Hour Play for 1 hour.
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Better Than a Movie Play for 2 hours.
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Casual Player Play for 3 hours.
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Killing Time Play for 6 hours.
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I Love Idling Play for 9 hours.
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Wall Destroyer Fan Play for 12 hours.
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Serious Player Play for 18 hours.
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Another Day Down the Drain Play for 1 day.
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Hardcore Player Play for 3 days.
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Coming Back for More Play for 5 days.
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Mark Your Calendars Play for 1 week.
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Completely Addicted Play for 2 weeks.
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No-Life Play for 3 weeks.
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Best Month Ever Play for 4 weeks.
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No Way Out Play for 6 weeks.
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Lord Idler Play for 8 weeks.
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Real real real real real REAL addict Play for 10 weeks.

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Hand Damage Achievements

Icon Name Description
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Puncher Deal 100 damage by hand.
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Boxer Deal 10,000 damage by hand.
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Brawler Deal 1,000,000 damage by hand.
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Blood, Sweat, and Tears Deal 100,000,000 damage by hand.
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Karate Master Deal 10,000,000,000 damage by hand.
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Doing God's Work Deal 1,000,000,000,000 damage by hand.
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The Hero Gotham Deserves Deal 100,000,000,000,000 damage by hand.
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The Grandmaster Deal 10,000,000,000,000,000 damage by hand.
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The Champion of The World Deal 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 damage by hand.
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The Chosen One Deal 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 damage by hand.
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The Winner Deal 10 sextillion damage by hand.
Not actually trought. Keep going
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Agent of The Devil Deal 1 septillion damage by hand.
The amount of time you've wasted has reached evil status.
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Beyond Reality Deal 100 septillion damage by hand.
"Pff, as it we weren't past that years ago." ~Head of R&D
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The Harbinger Deal 10 octillion damage by hand.
The harbinger of the final destruction of all these damn walls, that is!
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Missionary of The Divine Deal 10 nonillion damage by hand.
You've reached maximum level. The divine message: punch harder.

Puncher Achievements

Icon Name Description
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Hired Help Hire 1 Puncher.
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Get The Fist Of It Hire 10 Punchers.
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Unarmed Army Hire 50 Punchers.
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Armada of Punches Hire 100 Punchers.
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Legion of Fists Hire 150 Punchers.
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Punch City Hire 200 Punchers.
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Punch Nation Hire 300 Punchers.
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The World Punched to Pieces Hire 400 Punchers.
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Thanks A Punch Hire 500 Punchers.
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A Sock In The Park Hire 700 Punchers.
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No Such Thing as a Free Punch Deal 1,000,000,000 damage to the wall with your punchers.

Clubber Achievements

Icon Name Description
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Clubstep Hire 1 clubber.
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Club party Hire 10 clubbers.
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The Clubhouse Hire 50 clubbers.
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Club the Nation Hire 100 clubbers.
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Club the World Hire 150 clubbers.
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Club the Universe Hire 200 clubbers.
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Club Reality Hire 300 clubbers.
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Club to Infinity Hire 400 clubbers.
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Beelzeclub Hire 500 clubbers.
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Club-Niggurath Hire 700 clubbers.
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Clubbed to Death Deal 10,000,000,000 damage on the wall with your clubbers.

Swordsman Achievements

Icon Name Description
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Wallslicer Hire 1 swordsman.
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Hack 'n Slash Hire 10 swordsmen.
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Smorgasword Hire 50 swordsmen.
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Blade Battalion Hire 100 swordsmen.
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The Cavalry Hire 150 swordsmen.
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The Crusaders Hire 200 swordsmen.
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Blade Runner Hire 300 swordsmen.
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All the King's Men Hire 400 swordsmen.
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The Conquerors of The World Hire 500 swordsmen.
"As if we weren't already am I right?" ~Swordsman Project Leader
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Tyrannoswordus Rex Hire 700 swordsmen.
Agent Johnson's proposal to build a T. rex-shaped sword was shot down before it even caught air.
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Castle Crashers Deal 100,000,000,000 damage on the wall with your swordsmen.

Gunshooter Achievements

Icon Name Description
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Shooter of Guns Hire 1 gunshooter.
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Firing Squad Hire 10 gunshooters.
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Blast Battalion Hire 50 gunshooters.
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The Old West Hire 100 gunshooters.
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The Military Hire 150 gunshooters.
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Armament Armada Hire 200 gunshooters.
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Gun With The Wind Hire 300 gunshooters.
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Couldn't Think of a Good Gun Hire 400 gunshooters."Oh wait, I'm done already. I mean... I'm GUN already." ~Chief of Guns Puns
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When All Is Said And Gun Hire 500 gunshooters.
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All Are Gun & Gun Is All Hire 700 gunshooters.
"ALL. ALL GUN. AAAAAAALLL." ~Automated RUC complaint responder
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Swiss Cheese Deal 1,000,000,000,000 damage on the wall with your gunshooters.

Grenademan Achievements

Icon Name Description
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The Man with The Grenade Hire 1 grenademan.
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The Barrage Hire 10 grenademen.
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Nade Barricade Hire 50 grenademen.
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Rain of Grenades Hire 100 grenademen.
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Grenade Gale Hire 150 grenademen.
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Ocean of Grenades Hire 200 grenademen.
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Bomb The World Hire 300 grenademen.
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Nade It Through Hire 400 grenademen.
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The Divine Bombedy Hire 500 grenademen.
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Grenademan Achievement #10 Hire 700 grenademen.
"I quit." ~Chief of Puns
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Endless War Deal 10,000,000,000,000 damage on the wall with your grenademen.

Wrecking Ball Achievements

Icon Name Description
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I'm Gonna Wreck It Hire 1 wrecking ball.
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Ball Busters Hire 10 wrecking balls.
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Deconstruction Team Hire 50 wrecking balls.
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Deconstruction Army Hire 100 wrecking balls.
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The Wreck Republic Hire 150 wrecking balls.
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Wrecktacular Hire 200 wrecking balls.
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The Wreckoning Hire 300 wrecking balls.
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Wreck is Love, Wreck is Life Hire 400 wrecking balls.
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Reality Wreck Hire 500 wrecking balls.
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Round This Wreck of The Woods Hire 700 wrecking balls.
"I think you ran out of fitting ones." ~Agent Carter
"Round this wreck of the woods, we don't question my puns." ~Chief of Puns
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Get Wrecked Deal 100,000,000,000,000 damage to the wall with your wrecking balls.

Bulldozer Achievements

Icon Name Description
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The Doze Knows Hire 1 bulldozer.
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Those Who Arose to Doze Hire 10 bulldozers.
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The Doze Division Hire 50 bulldozers.
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Stop And Smell The Dozes Hire 100 bulldozers.
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Level The City Hire 150 bulldozers.
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Level The Country Hire 200 bulldozers.
Disclamer: these achievement titles are not commands.
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The Superbull Hire 300 bulldozers.
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Dozes Are Red, The World is Dead Hire 400 bulldozers.
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Overdoze Hire 500 bulldozers.
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Bullshit Hire 700 bulldozers.
"Could it be... The only accurately named thing in the entire game?" ~Agent Connor
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Crack n Smash Deal 200,000,000,000,000 damage to the wall with your bulldozers.

Airstrike Caller Achievements

Icon Name Description
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Calling the Shots Hire 1 airstrike caller.
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The Strikes Hire 10 airstrike callers.
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Call of Nature Hire 50 airstrike callers.
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The Strikedown Hire 100 airstrike callers.
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Crush the World Hire 150 airstrike callers.
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Calamity Calling Hire 200 airstrike callers.
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Take A Strike Hire 300 airstrike callers.
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It's Call Over Now Hire 400 airstrike callers.
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God's On The Other Line Hire 500 airstrike callers.
He wants his walls back.
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Death Called Deal 2,000,000,000,000,000 damage to the wall with your airstrike callers.

Necromancer Achievements

Icon Name Description
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Bring In The Hats Hire 1 necromancer.
"The biggest possible." ~Head of Wizard Relations
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Men In Black Hire 10 necromancers.
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The Cult Hire 50 necromancers.
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Dead Rising Hire 100 necromancers.
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Zombieland Hire 150 necromancers.
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Army of Darkness Hire 200 necromancers.
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That's It. I'm Getting The Dead. Hire 300 necromancers.
*thats it. im getting the dead.
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Only Zombies Now Hire 400 necromancers.
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The Grateful Dead Hire 500 necromancers.
Not actually though.

Titan Achievements

Icon Name Description
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It's Back Hire 1 titan.
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They're Coming Hire 10 titans.
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Massive Attack Hire 50 titans.
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Titanic Takeover Hire 100 titans."
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Ancient Army Hire 150 titans.
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Lord Reaefsek's Castle Hire 200 titans.
Lord Reaefsek, God of The Unfinished, was one of the most famous titans. He was insane, and very skilled with Old World magic.
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Hyzem's Kingdom Hire 300 titans.
Lord Reaefsek and King Hyzem were rivals; as the records in Bextic - Hyzem's castle - state, Reaefsek decided that he was the god of everything and attacked Hyzem's kingdom. This was the golden age of magical artifacts.
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A Beautiful Sight Hire 400 titans.
The giant warriors of the Old World, joining together for the single purpose of smashing a brick wall to the ground... Beautiful.
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The Old World Hire 500 titans.

Brick Factory Achievements

Icon Name Description
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They'll Never Find Out Build 1 brick factory.
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Secret Production Build 10 brick factories.
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Area 51 Build 50 brick factories.
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Blissful Secrecy Build 100 brick factories.
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How Many Bricks Does It Take Build 150 brick factories.
Not enough.
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Artificial City Build 200 brick factories.
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St. Brick Build 300 brick factories.
He comes down your chimney, but instead of giving you presents he dismantles the chimney and takes all the bricks.
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Brickrolled Build 400 brick factories.
"I regret writing that last description. Now the demons dress up as St. Brick every Christmas and act the part." ~Agent Connor
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A Brick of Sense Build 500 brick fatories.
"Did we run out of fitting ones?" ~Agent Carter
"If you had a brick of sense in you, you wouldn't question my puns." ~Chief of Puns

Demon Achievements

Icon Name Description
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Raising Hell Hire 1 demon.
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Satan's Little Helpers Hire 10 demons.
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Fire & Brimstone Hire 50 demons.
"The only actual fire here is the fire coming from MY ANGER." ~Head of Tech
"There's also the bonfire they built over some box they buried in my yard. They said it was part of a treasure hunt." ~RC Project Leader
"THOSE ARE ALL MY OLD FLOPPY DISKS." ~Head of Tech
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Hell On Earth Hire 100 demons.
"You've got THAT right." ~Everyone except Agent Johnson
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Demonic Dominance Hire 150 demons.
"Dominance over NOT BEING ANNOYED ALL THE TIME." ~Head of Demon Relations
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No Quarter Hire 200 demons.
"The only quarter they give is the quarter they used to jam the coffee maker in the lobby. We ended up inventing a coffee maker that requires a password so they would stop screwing with it." ~Head of R&D
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Judgement Day Hire 300 demons.
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How Could You Hell Hire 400 demons.
"From all the demons being awful and trolling everyone maybe??" ~Agent Connor
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Holy Hell Hire 500 demons.
"Say, isn't that an oxymoron?" ~Agent Carter
"
You're an oxymoron." ~Agent Johnson

Reality Compromiser Achievements

Icon Name Description
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Think Outside The Box Build 1 reality compromiser.
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Break on Through to The Other Side Build 10 reality compromisers.
"You know the night divides the day, the day DESTROYS THE WALLS" ~Agent Johnson, before getting kicked out of karoke night
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I Can See Forever Build 50 reality compromisers.
"It's bullshit all the way down." ~Agent Connnor
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Reality Fatality Build 100 reality compromisers.
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Beyond The Infinite Build 150 reality compromisers.
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The Grand Compromise Build 200 reality compromisers.
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The Levee Build 300 reality compromisers.
What levee, you ask? The levee of REALITY.
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Pandora's Box Build 400 reality compromisers.
"Pretty late for using that analogy." ~Agent Connor
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Stairway To Heaven Build 500 reality compromisers.
"And we didn't buy no stairway, unlike that cheapass lady. We built it, with our own blood, sweat, and tears!" ~RUC CEO

Black Obliterator Achievements

Icon Name Description
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The Reaper Build 1 black obliterator.
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Back In Black Build 10 black obliterators.
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The Black Plague Build 50 black obliterators
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Paint It Black Build 100 black obliterators.
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Blackbird Build 150 black obliterators.
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Blackout Build 200 black obliterators.
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Oblivion Build 300 black obliterators.
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Infinity Build 400 Black obliterators.
"400 is not equal to infinity." ~Agent Lawrence
"Wrong." ~Agent Johnson

All buildings Achievements

Icon Name Description
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The Menagerie Have 100 buildings.
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The Aggregation Have 500 buildings.
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The Armada Have 1,000 buildings.
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Ruler of the World Have 2,000 buildings.
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King of the Cosmos Have 3000 buildings.
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Master of Reality Have 5,000 buildings.
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God Have 7,500 buildings.
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The King Have 10,000 buildings.
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