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==Upgrade-related Achievements==
 
==Upgrade-related Achievements==
 
Some achievements can be unlocked by purchasing upgrades. These being:
 
Some achievements can be unlocked by purchasing upgrades. These being:

Latest revision as of 18:49, December 8, 2018

Upgrades are additional items within the game that cost various resources to unlock. Once unlocked, each upgrade will provide a special boost to resource production (or other things) which stays when rewinding time in the game.

As of version 2.3.4, there are a total of 477 upgrades.

Buildings UpgradesEdit

Each resource-producing building has a certain amount of upgrades associated with it; the first is unlocked at purchase of one of the associated buildings, then another each at 5, 25, 50, 75, 100, 125, 150, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, and 900 purchases. (Not all buildings will have an upgrade at each increment.)

Each upgrade tier from tier 2 onwards has a color scheme.

Tier 2 (5 buildings)- Light Orange

Tier 3 (25 buildings)- Gray

Tier 4 (50 buildings)- Yellow

Tier 5 (75 buildings)- Red

Tier 6 (100 buildings)- Blue

Tier 7 (125 buildings + Magic Mining)- Light Purple

Tier 8 (150 buildings)- Cyan

Tier 9 (200 buildings)- Purple

Tier 10 (250 buildings)- Dark Purple

Tier 11 (300 buildings)- White

Tier 12 (350 buildings)- Darker Purple

Tier 13 (400 buildings)- Rainbow

Tier 14 (500 buildings)- Light Yellow

Tier 15 (600 buildings)- Black

Tier 16 (700 buildings)- Crimson

Tier 17 (800 buildings)- Black and White Stripes

Tier 18 (900 buildings)- Light Gray

Puncher UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
Puncher Gloves 1 puncher 100 cash Hand punches do 1 more damage.
Punchers do 50% more damage.
A little padding.
Puncher2 Padded Gloves 5 punchers 400 cash Punchers and hand punches do twice as much damage.
Actually significant padding.
Puncher3 Steel Plated Gloves 25 punchers 10,000 cash Punchers and hand punches do twice as much damage.
A brilliant plan.
Puncher4 Brass Knuckles 50 punchers 100,000 cash Punchers and hand punches do twice as much damage.
That's on top of the steel plated gloves. Hell yes.
Puncher5 Titanium Knuckles 75 punchers 1,000,000 cash Punchers and hand punches do twice as much damage.
Clearly better, because anything made of titanium does way more damage.
Puncher6 Diamond Knuckles 100 punchers 20,000,000 cash Punchers do three times as much damage.
Hand punches do twice as much damage.
The only real substance that can make things do more damage than titanium.
PuncherMagic1 Magically Enhanced Fists Magic Mining purchased 20,202,020,202 cash
1 brick

Requires 125 punchers

Punchers do three times as much damage.
Hand punches do 50% more damage.
A syringe filled with pure magic.
Puncher7 Adamantium Gauntlets 150 punchers 2,000,000,000 cash Punchers do three times as much damage.
Hand punches do 50% more damage.
Wolverine claws optional.
Puncher8 [REDACTED] Gloves 200 punchers 200,000,000,000 cash Punchers do four times as much damage.
Hand punches do 50% more damage.
We brought back an old experiment to make gloves made out of [REDACTED].
CHIEF OF R&D EDIT: that's top secret, you idiot.
PuncherMagic2 Maganium Gauntlets 250 punchers 20,202,020,202,020 cash
10 bricks
Punchers do four times as much damage.
Hand punches do 50% more damage.
These gauntlets magically enhance your magically enhanced fists.
Puncher9 Antimatter Gauntlets 300 punchers 2,000,000,000,000,000 cash Punchers do five times as much damage.
Hand punches do 50% more damage.
The RUC is not responsible for any deaths/implosions caused by the Antimatter Gauntlets(TM).
PuncherMagic3 Black Hole Gloves 350 punchers 202,020,202,020,202,020 cash
2,000 bricks
Punchers do five times as much damage.
Hand punches do 50% more damage.
"These may end up killing us all, but at least they'll take that damn wall down with us." ~CEO, RUC
Puncher10 The Fists of Destiny 400 punchers 20,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Punchers do five times as much damage.
Hand punches do 50% as much damage.
We found these in an old mine. They're thousands of years old and punch through anything!
Puncher11 Eternity Gloves 500 punchers 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Punchers do seven times as much damage.
Hand punches do twice as much damage.
We found these in Agent Johnson's office trash can. When asked, he said "I've never seen those before."
PuncherBlack Black-Dipped Gloves 600 punchers 6,060,606,060,606,060,606,060,606,060 cash
60,606,060,606,060 bricks
Punchers do six times as much damage.
Hand punches do 50% more damage.
If we haven't mentioned it yet, The Black is a kind of rubbery tar-like substance that slowly moves like it's alive and absorbs and eats through everything. The antimatter gauntlets last a few hours; we're not wasting the Fists of Destiny or Eternity Gloves by testing it with them.
PuncherDevil The Million 700 punchers 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Punchers do five times as much damage.
Hand punches do twice as much damage.
"The nickname for Lord Reaefsek's terrifying... punching... thing. How do I describe it without having to describe it?" ~Agent Carter in the 1,000,000 proposal
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Chess Knuckles 800 punchers 2e+35 cash
2e+24 bricks
2e+21 fourth wall bricks
Punchers do four times as much damage.
Hand punches are twice as efficient.
"Okay, let's review: You find a chess set. Shrouded in mystery, indestructible and incredibly powerful with reality editing, dating back to before Optuqui's time. You make... CHESS KNUCKLES." ~Agent Taylor
"I don't understand your problem with this." ~Puncher Project Leader
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Finality Rock Knuckles 900 punchers 2e+39 cash Punchers do four times as much damage.
Hand punches do twice as much damage.
Protocol upon finding extremely powerful substance: Check if you can tie it to puncher knuckles. Then, like, research it or whatever less exciting stuff you do.

As for the Plateau rocks themselves: they may be far less potent than the Trees, but they're still far more so than anything else we've got!
Puncher4thWall Maximum Super Strength Reality Research purchased 22,020,020,022,020,002 cash
50 fourth wall bricks
Punchers do four times as much damage.
Hand punches do 50% more damage.
Thanks to rewriting the universe, they can now lift up to 8000 tons.

Clubber UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
Clubber Better Clubs 1 clubber 750 cash Clubbers do 50% more damage.
Simply feels better to hold.
Clubber2 Iron Clubs 5 clubbers 7,500 cash Clubbers do twice as much damage.
Wood is old school.
Clubber3 Titanium Clubs 25 clubbers 75,000 cash Clubbers do twice as much damage.
Heavier, but actually does damage.
Clubber4 Spiked Clubs 50 clubbers 750,000 cash Clubbers do twice as much damage.
Titanium spikes, of course.
Clubber5 Bigger Clubs 75 clubbers 7,500,000 cash Clubbers do twice as much damage.
I'm surprised we didn't get these sooner.
Clubber6 Bomb Clubs 100 clubbers 75,000,000 cash Clubbers do three times as much damage.
Just attach some bombs to the clubs. An excellent plan.
ClubberMagic1 Magic Lava Clubs Magic Mining purchased 1,501,501,501 cash
1 brick

Requires 125 clubbers

Clubbers do three times as much damage.
Clubs made out of pure lava. It works because it's magic.
Clubber7 Plasma Coated Clubs 150 clubbers 3,750,000,000 cash Clubbers do three times as much damage.
Melts through the wall. Be careful!
Clubber8 Nuke Clubs 200 clubbers 375,000,000,000 cash Clubbers do four times as much damage.
Like bomb clubs, but waaaay more dangerous.
ClubberMagic2 Sun Clubs 250 clubbers 15,015,015,015,015 cash
1,500 bricks
Clubbers do four times as much damage.
As hot as the sun. Magic!
Clubber9 Quantum Clubs 300 clubbers 7,500,000,000,000,000 cash Clubbers do five times as much damage.
We used quantum mechanics to make these clubs do the absolute maximum damage.
ClubberMagic3 Supernova Clubs 350 clubber 150,150,150,150,150,150 cash
1,500,000 bricks
Clubbers do five times as much damage.
Thanks to the wizards we can now make something even more dangerous than the nuke clubs!
Clubber10 Clubs of Happiness 400 clubbers 37,500,000,000,000,000,000 cash Clubbers do five times as much damage.
Just holding these makes you happy. Sure, there are some pretty bad side effects, but none that will halt wall destruction!
Clubber11 Protection Against The Clubs 500 clubbers 750,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Clubbers do seven times as much damage.
Now we don't have to clean up after the accidents that the at-this-point-ridiculously-dangerous clubs cause. Maybe this is something we should have gotten earlier.
ClubberBlack Black-Infested Clubs 600 clubbers 4,504,504,504,504,504,504,504,504,504 cash
450,450,450,450,450 bricks
Clubbers do six times as much damage.
They spread The Black like a plague with each hit. Only to the walls though, it's safe!
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The Devil's Club 700 clubbers 150,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Clubbers do five times as much damage.
Literally. According to the demons, he'd use it to bash sinners over the head in the old days; he doesn't need it any more because he has new methods. (We didn't inquire as to what those are)
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Perfect Clubs 800 clubbers 1.5e+36 cash
1.5e+25 bricks
1.5e+21 fourth wall bricks
Clubbers do four times as much damage.
"Are you serious?" ~Agent Lawrence
"Oh yes. We did it. Mission complete. Project finished. Clubs over." ~Head of R&D
Clubber4thWall Cartoon Physics Reality Research purchased 33,030,003,033,003,330 cash
500 fourth wall bricks
Clubbers do four times as much damage.
You can whack someone 1000 feet into the air with a club now!

Swordsman UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
Swordsman Sharpening 1 swordsman 5,500 cash Swordsmen do 50% more damage.
Kind of useless in the long term of wall-slicing.
Swordsman2 Bigger Swords 5 swordsmen 55,000 cash Swordsmen do twice as much damage.
Bigger is better!
Swordsman3 Fancy Hilts 25 swordsmen 550,000 cash Swordsmen do twice as much damage.
Raises morale.
Swordsman4 Katanas 50 swordsmen 5,500,000 cash Swordsmen do twice as much damage.
Regular swords are lame.
Swordsman5 Dual Katanas 75 swordsmen 55,000,000 cash Swordsmen do twice as much damage.
Upping the cool factor by even more. Well, it would be cool if they were good with swords.
Swordsman6 Flaming Katanas 100 swordsmen 1,100,000,000 cash Swordsmen do three times as much damage.
"If something isn't effective enough, light it on fire." ~CEO of Realistic Upgrades Corporation(RUC)
SwordsmanMagic1 Maganium Swords Magic Mining purchased 11,001,100,110 cash
1 brick

Requires 125 swordsmen

Swordsmen do three times as much damage.
We found this mineral that happens to be the perfect magic enhancer, so we named it maganium.
Swordsman7 Anime-Sized Swords 150 swordsmen 55,000,000,000 cash Swordsmen do three times as much damage.
Bigger than the people wielding them!
Swordsman8 Lightsabers 200 swordsmen 2,200,000,000,000 cash Swordsmen do four times as much damage.
We got to work on this the second we got plasma.
SwordsmanMagic2 Sword That Cuts Through Everything 250 swordsmen 110,011,001,100,110 cash
5,000 bricks
Swordsmen do four times as much damage.
Thanks to the power of dark magic, we have finally made it.
Swordsman9 Reality Blades 300 swordsmen 11,000,000,000,000,000 cash Swordsmen do five times as much damage.
Swords made out of the fabric of reality. How this works I have no idea, but they are awesome.
SwordsmanMagic3 Oblivion Blades 350 swordsmen 1,100,110,011,001,100,110 cash
50,000,000 bricks
Swordsmen do five times as much damage.
These were created by accident when we told the wizards to pump as much magic as they possibly could into the swords. Declaration: worth.
Swordsman10 Dual Wielding 400 swordsmen 110,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Swordsmen do five times as much damage.
Thanks to the swords that cut through anything, it doesn't matter how hard they're swung.
Swordsman11 The Finality Swords 500 swordsmen 4,400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Swordsmen do seven times as much damage.
This is what the Swordsman Project Leader calls this collection of swords that he reportedly found in a cave. He won't show us them or say what they do.
SwordsmanBlack Black-Coated Swords 600 swordsmen 66,006,600,660,066,006,600,660,066,006 cash
6,600,660,066,006,600 bricks
Swordsmen do six times as much damage.
"All those guys who said hiring someone to make a really cool sword design for these was stupid 'cause The Black would eat through and destroy them eventually were being dumb. Look at these things." ~CEO, RUC
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The Nightmare Blade 700 swordsmen 1,100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Swordsmen do seven times as much damage.
"The Blade was Lord Reaefsek's favorite weapon. It was his first magical artefact, and he kept upgrading it to the point where it's just ridiculously powerful." ~Agent Taylor"The name is pretty cliché though" ~Agent Johnson
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#7's Sword 800 swordsmen 1.1e+37 cash
1.1e+26 bricks
1.1e+22 fourth wall bricks
Swordsmen do four times as much damage.
According to a demon historian, 35,000 years ago "some masked asshole tried to sneak into the boss's HQ". This sword and the mask (made of the same strange material) are all that remain of the stranger, after "the boss taught him a lesson". This incident was one of the only times in history that demons were killed, and as said by the Devil, "the only time I ever got a real challenge".

As a test of this sword's strength, Agent Johnson cut one of our swords that cuts through everything clean in half. He wanted to attempt chopping down a Finality Tree next, but the plan was vetoed by literally everyone else.
Swordsman4thWall Building-Sized Swords Reality Research purchased 55,055,005,505,000,555 cash
2,500 fourth wall bricks
Swordsmen do four times as much damage.
We can hold them because it's a damn idle game, it doesn't need to make sense.

Gunshooter UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
Gunshooter Laser Sights 1 gunshooter 80,000 cash Gunshooters do 50% more damage.
You wouldn't think you'd need these when your target is a brick wall, but the guys you hired are really bad at their job.
Gunshooter2 Double Magazines 5 gunshooters 800,000 cash Gunshooters do twice as much damage.
Less pesky reloading.
Gunshooter3 Quadruple Magazines 25 gunshooters 8,000,000 cash Gunshooters do twice as much damage.
A little unwieldy, but agility isn't exactly the first priority when your opponent is a brick wall.
Gunshooter4 Infinite Magazines 50 gunshooters 80,000,000 cash Gunshooters do twice as much damage.
As seen in the movies!
Gunshooter5 Snipers 75 gunshooters 800,000,000 cash Gunshooters do twice as much damage.
They prefer to be known as "1337 NoScOp3 sn1p3rs".
Gunshooter6 Machine Guns 100 gunshooters 8,000,000,000 cash Gunshooters do three times as much damage.
"pistols r 4 overnabz" ~1337 NoScOp3 sn1p3r #33
GunshooterMagic1 Magic Bullets Magic Mining purchased 40,004,000,400 cash
1 brick

Requires 125 gunshooters

Gunshooters do three times as much damage.
They're magic so they do more damage.
Gunshooter7 Plasma Rifles 150 gunshooters 400,000,000,000 cash Gunshooters do three times as much damage.
Thanks, sci-fi technology!
Gunshooter8 Laser Chainsaw Gatling Guns 200 gunshooters 16,000,000,000,000 cash Gunshooters do four times as much damage.
We told R&D to be as ridiculous as they could with this, and boy did they deliver.
GunshooterMagic2 Pure Magic Bullets 250 gunshooters 800,080,008,000,800 cash
80,000 bricks
Gunshooters do four times as much damage.
The wizards told us you can actually make things out of pure magic, so we capitalized on that immediately.
Gunshooter9 Unstoppable Bullets 300 gunshooters 160,000,000,000,000,000 cash Gunshooters do five times as much damage.
This couldn't possibly have negative effects and is a great idea.
GunshooterMagic3 The Best Gun 350 gunshooters 40,004,000,400,040,004,000 cash
40,000,000 bricks
Gunshooters do five times as much damage.
As employed by 12 year olds everywhere.
Gunshooter10 Every Gun Combined Into One 400 gunshooters 3,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Gunshooters do five times as much damage.
"gg" ~1337 sn1p3r #52
Gunshooter11 Hyzem's Golden Rifle 500 gunshooters 64,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Gunshooters do seven times as much damage.
We profited from Hyzem and Reaefsek's war, because they made a ton of powerful magical artifacts during it.
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Black Bullets 600 gunshooters 96,000,960,009,600,096,000,960,009,600 cash Gunshooters do six times as much damage.
"I support this because then I will be able to tell people that we're destroying the walls with BB guns and actually be telling the truth." ~Agent Johnson
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Reaefsek's Crimson Rifle 700 gunshooters 1.6e+34 cash Gunshooters do five times as much damage.
King Hyzem is credited as the first ever to claim "copyscum".
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Consciousness Segmentation 800 gunshooters 1.6e+38 cash
1.6e+27 bricks
1.6e+23 fourth wall bricks
Gunshooters do four times as much damage.
One of the scripts written in the Divine Instructions. Allows the 1337 sn1p3rs to play first person shooters while destroying the wall, thus making their dream a reality.
Gunshooter4thWall Crossover Guns Reality Research purchased 88,800,808,800,008,008 cash
10,000 fourth wall bricks
Gunshooters do four times as much damage.
Let's just reach over into other fictional universes and grab ourselves some good guns.

Grenademan UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
GrenadeAchieve1
Greased Pins 1 grenademan 2,000,000 cash Grenademen do 50% more damage.
We received complaints... These guys aren't very good.
GrenadeAchieve2
Bigger Crates 5 grenademen 20,000,000 cash Grenademen do twice as much damage.
Less running to the store.
GrenadeAchieve3 Big Grenades 25 grenademen 200,000,000 cash Grenademen do twice as much damage.
I'm not sure why we were using the small ones.
GrenadeAchieve4 Flame Grenades 50 grenademen 2,000,000,000 cash Grenademen do twice as much damage.
Not to be confused with incendiaries, these are literally grenades lit on fire. Never doubt the effectiveness of lighting things on fire.
GrenadeRedTier Extra Shrapnel 75 grenademen 20,000,000,000 cash Grenademen do twice as much damage.
"get shrapped" ~1337 sn1p3r #73
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Nuclear Grenades 100 grenademen 400,000,000,000 cash Grenademen do three times as much damage.
Radiation poisoning? Naaaaah...
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Magical Ligntning Grenades 125 grenademen 2000200020002 cash
1 brick
Grenademen do three times as much damage.
These are pretty self-explanatory.
GrenadeAchieve5 Plasma Grenades 150 grenademen 20,000,000,000,000 cash Grenademen do three times as much damage.
I don't actually know what these do, but they sound cool.
GrenadeAchieve6 Unobtanium Shrapnel 200 grenademen 400,000,000,000,000 cash Grenademen do four times as much damage.
Just happens to be the perfect material to cut through the wall, but it was really hard to get.
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Portal Grenades 250 grenademen 20,202,020,202,020 cash
10 bricks
Grenademen do four times as much damage.
Instead of exploding, these transport what they hit into a magical pool of certain destruction.
GrenadeAchieve7 Time-Splitting Grenades 300 grenademen 4,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Grenademen do five times as much damage.
They split through time to destroy the wall's past, present, and future!
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Oblivion Grenades 350 grenademen 202,020,202,020,202,020 cash
2,000 bricks
Grenademen do five times as much damage.
These skip the portal and just obliterate anything they hit.
GrenageAchieve8 Buckets of Grenades 400 grenademen 80,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Grenademen do five times as much damage.
"dude just lob the whole bucket" ~1337 sn1p3r #73, before being promoted
GrenadeAchieve9 Holy Hand Grenades 500 grenademen 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Grenademen do seven times as much damage.
They're actually Hyzem's Bombs of Purgation, but the Grenademan Project Leader insisted we call them this. He's the one who insisted we call them 'grenademen' instead of grenadiers.
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Black-Infused Grenades 600 grenademen 6,060,606,060,606,060,606,060,606,060 cash
60,606,060,606,060 bricks
Grenademen do six times as much damage.
"I support this because its acronym is 'BIG'." ~Agent Johnson
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Hellfire Bombs 700 grenademen 4e+35 cash Grenademen do five times as much damage.
"What a boring upgrade." ~Agent Johnson
"I don't believe interesting names are the priority when upgrading things." ~Agent Lawrence
"That's factually incorrect." ~Agent Johnson
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Grenades 800 grenademen 4e+39 cash

4e+28 bricks

4e+24 fourth wall bricks

Grenademen do four times as much damage.

"We've hit critical." ~Head of R&D

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Enlarged Explosions Reality Research purchased 22,020,020,022,020,002 cash
50 fourth wall bricks
Grenademen do four times as much damage.
Now that we can alter reality, we don't need reasons for things. Explosions are just really big now.

Wrecking Ball UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Bigger Balls 1 wrecking ball 40,000,000 cash Wrecking balls do 50% more damage.
If you know what I mean.(I don't)
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Balls of Steel 5 wrecking balls 400,000,000 cash Wrecking balls do twice as much damage.
I'm not sure what the previous ones were made out of.
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Reinforced Balls 25 wrecking balls 4,000,000,000 cash Wrecking balls do twice as much damage.
They're actually just titanium balls, but the "Titanium _______" upgrades were getting boring.
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Flaming Balls 50 wrecking balls 40,000,000,000 cash Wrecking balls do twice as much damage.
Yes, this totally works against a brick wall.
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Spiked Balls 75 wrecking balls 400,000,000,000 cash Wrecking balls do twice as much damage.
Badass and more effective.
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Diamond Balls 100 wrecking balls 4,000,000,000,000 cash Wrecking balls do three times as much damage.
The strongest balls the world has to offer.
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Magic Exploding Balls 125 wrecking balls 20,002,000,200,020 cash
5 bricks
Wrecking balls do three times as much damage.
Yeah, magic can pretty much do anything. Endless explosions!
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Tri-Balls 150 wrecking balls 200,000,000,000,000 cash Wrecking balls do three times as much damage.
Three is better than one!
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Neutron Balls 200 wrecking balls 8,000,000,000,000,000 cash Wrecking balls do four times as much damage.
As dense as a neutron star and about the same potential of turning into a black hole.
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Antimatter Balls 250 wrecking balls 800,080,008,000,800,080 cash
80,000,000 bricks
Wrecking balls do four times as much damage.
The wizards can create antimatter with their magic. It's pretty damn cool.
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Singularity Balls 300 wrecking balls 80,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Wrecking balls do five times as much damage.
They are all. They are one. They exist at all times at once.
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Hellfire Balls 350 wrecking balls 8,000,800,080,008,000,800,080 cash
80,000,000,000 bricks
Wrecking balls do five times as much damage.
The fire of the underworld is hotter than anything else, so we got the wizards to make magic balls out of it.
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Agent Johnson is an Idiot 400 wrecking balls 1,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash "Wrecking balls do five times as much damage.
[REDACTED]
CHIEF OF R&D EDIT: Agent Johnson is no longer allowed near the demons.
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The Sgapang Ball 500 wrecking balls 16,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Wrecking balls do seven times as much damage.
A large white ball made of an unknown substance found in the center of Sgapang, Lord Reaefsek's castle. Judging by its strange properties, it is unlikely Reaefsek or Hyzem created it. Especially since white is not at all Reaefsek's color.
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Black-Absorbed Balls 600 wrecking balls 480,004,800,048,000,480,004,800,048,000,480 cash Wrecking balls do seven times as much damage.
"I support this because Agent Johnson doesn't." ~Agent Connor
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Reaefsek's Crystal Ball 700 wrecking balls 8e+36 cash Wrecking balls do five times as much damage.
"Couldn't we use this thing's crazy magic power to like, do something, instead of just smashing it into the wall?" ~Agent Carter
"Hah, good one." ~Wrecking Ball Project Leader
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Planets Reality Research purchased 440,044,400,040,440,040 cash
250,000 fourth wall bricks
"Wrecking balls do four times as much damage.
Ah, the things we can do when there's none of that "realism" nonsense!

Bulldozer UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Stronger Blades 1 bulldozer 600,000,000 cash Bulldozers do 50% more damage.
Probably made of titanium.
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Power Treads 5 bulldozers 6,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do twice as much damage.
Power Treads(TM), By the Realistic Upgrades Corporation(RUC).
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Double Blades 25 bulldozers 60,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do twice as much damage.
Two is better than one, right?
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Powerful Engines 50 bulldozers 300,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do twice as much damage.
"Gotta go fast." ~Sonic
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Blades With Blades 75 bulldozers 3,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do twice as much damage.
Smaller blades on the blade. More blades, more damage.
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Diamond Blades 100 bulldozers 30,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do three times as much damage.

"Why yes, we are one of the world's richest corporations. Why do you ask?" ~RUC Head of Finance

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Phasing Engines 125 bulldozers 30,003,000,300,030 cash
300 bricks
Bulldozers do three times as much damage.
Magically-enhanced engines that allow the dozers to teleport.
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Adamantium Blades 150 bulldozers 3,000,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do three times as much damage.
Cuts through diamond!(more effectively than this wall)
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The Megadozer 200 bulldozers 300,000,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do four times as much damage.
It's really, really big.
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Antimatter Blades 250 bulldozers 12,001,200,120,012,001,200 cash
300,000,000 bricks
Bulldozers do four times as much damage.
Antimatter is the new titanium.
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Gravity-Altering Engines 300 bulldozers 1,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do five times as much damage.
These assign all the nearby gravity to the bulldozers. And sideways so they hit the wall.
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The Unstoppable Force 350 bulldozers 120,012,001,200,120,012,001,200 cash
120,000,000,000 bricks
Bulldozers do five times as much damage.
This wall better not be the immovable barrier.
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Explosive Blades 400 bulldozers 24,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do five times as much damage.
"No, it's not just bombs tied to the blades. That was an early prototype." ~Bulldozer Project Leader, RUC
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Hyzem's Tablet 500 bulldozers 600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do seven times as much damage.
Probably King Hyzem's strangest creation, the indestructible tablet that destroys everything it touches except one type of fabric. It says "CLEANSE". Let's tie it to a bulldozer blade.
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Black-Enhanced Blades 600 bulldozers 7,200,072,000,720,007,200,072,000,720,007,200 cash
720,007,200,072,000,720,007 bricks
Bulldozers do six times as much damage.
"How long until we run out of verbs?" ~Agent Carter
"Our best agents are browsing the thesaurus as we speak." ~Agent Connor
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Robotic Bulldozers 700 bulldozers 1.2e+38 cash Bulldozers do five times as much damage.
"DESTROY WALL. DESTROY WALL." ~Bulldozer #21
"As you can see, we've created the perfect worker." ~Head of R&D
"...Can you turn off the constant robot voice announcements?" ~Agent Carter
"Nope."
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Indestructible Bulldozers Reality Research purchased 1,201,212,000,120,012,120 cash
1,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Bulldozers do four times as much damage.
No more scratches!

Airstrike Caller UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Faster Communications 1 airstrike caller 30,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do 50% more damage.
Upgrading from dial-up.
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Pianos 5 airstrike callers 300,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do twice as much damage.
What, did you think we were dropping missiles?
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Anvils 25 airstrike callers 3,000,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do twice as much damage.
Ah, a classic.
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Supersonic Jets 50 airstrike callers 15,000,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do twice as much damage.
3-5 business days no more!
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20-Foot Statues 75 airstrike callers 60,000,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do twice as much damage.
Statues of the CEO of the RUC of course.
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Anvil-Shaped Bombs 100 airstrike callers 600,000,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do twice as much damage.
A lot more effective than anvils, and clearly better than using actual missiles.
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Density Spells 125 airstrike callers 3,000,300,030,003,000 cash
2,500 brick
Airstrikes do three times as much damage.
How useful!
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Missiles 150 airstrike callers 60,000,000,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do three times as much damage.
Yeah, we gave in eventually.
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Nukes 200 airstrike callers 60,000,000,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do four times as much damage.
A little overkill for a brick wall, you think? Well, you haven't seen this wall.
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Dimensional Portals 250 airstrike callers 600,060,006,000,600,060,006 cash
6,000,000,000 bricks
Airstrikes do four times as much damage.
Now we can empty the contents of other dimensions onto the wall!
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Astral Magnets 300 airstrike callers 6,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do four times as much damage.
We drop these and they pull down a bunch of asteroids with them. Also satellites, uh, that was unintentional.
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??? 350 airstrike callers 6,000,600,060,006,000,600,060,006 cash
6,000,000,000,000 bricks
Airstrikes do five times as much damage.
We have no idea what this stuff is, but it does the trick. Thanks, dark wizards!
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Bigger Everything 400 airstrike callers 60,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do five times as much damage.
"Bigger = More Damage" ~The entire BE proposal
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The Walls of Bixtec 500 airstrike callers 15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Airstrikes do seven times as much damage.
Bixtec Castle was made to be impenetrable, so its walls are almost indestructible, very heavy, and magicked up to reflect any damage dealt to them back to their attacker. We knew immediately what to do.
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Black-Merged Anvils 600 airstrike callers 3.000300030003000e+35 cash
30,003,000,300,030,003,000,300 bricks
Airstrikes do six times as much damage.
"Is it time to buff the anvils? The answer is yes, always, forever." ~Agent Connor, in the BMA proposal
"Finally, we agree." ~Agent Johnson
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The Boxes of Relocation 700 airstrike callers 3.000300030003e+39 cash Airstrikes do five times as much damage.

Two boxes Lord Reaefsek made that relocate everything put into the "in" box to the "out" box. So obviously we should tie the out box upside-down to our space station so we can reduce our plane usage.

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Planets Reality Research purchased 5,050,550,050,000,505,550 cash
10,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Airstrikes do four times as much damage.
Yeah, we already used this, but it works here too.

Necromancer UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Polished Bricks 1 necromancer 333,333,333,333 cash
2 bricks
Necromancers do 50% more damage.
Gives them more of an incentive.
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Giant Hats 5 necromancers 3,333,333,333,333 cash
4 bricks
Necromancers do twice as much damage.
If there's one thing the wizards value other than bricks, it's big hats.
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Ancient Scrolls 25 necromancers 33,333,333,333,333 cash
33 bricks
Necromancers do twice as much damage.
We find these while mining, so we might as well finally put them to use.
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Thrones 50 necromancers 333,333,333,333,333 cash
333 bricks
Necromancers do twice as much damage.
They're demanding these. Necromancers are assholes.
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Zombie Preservatives 75 necromancers 3,333,333,333,333,333 cash
3,333 bricks
Necromancers do twice as much damage.
Keeps them from rotting too fast.
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Better Graveyards 100 necromancers 33,333,333,333,333,333 cash
33,333 bricks
Necromancers do three times as much damage.
They were using some pretty low-class wizard graveyards before.
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Demon Healing Magic 125 necromancers 333,333,333,333,333,333 cash
3,333,333 brick
Necromancers do three times as much damage.
Demon healing magic is so strong it can bring them back from the dead. It's part of the reason they're such assholes, because they know they can never really be killed.
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Higher-Classed Necromancers 150 necromancers 3,333,333,333,333,333,333 cash
33,333,333 bricks
Necromancers do three times as much damage.
The guys we hired before turned out to be scrubs.
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Teleportation Spells 200 necromancers 66,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
666,666,666 bricks
Necromancers do four times as much damage.
So they can clean out the world's graveyards faster.
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The Devil's Fingernail Clippings 250 necromancers 66,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
66,666,666,666 bricks
Necromancers do four times as much damage.
So powerful with hell magic they can bring people back to life easily. And Satan's janitor is willing to sell some to us!
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Duplication Spells 300 necromancers 3,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333 cash
33,333,333,333,333 bricks
Necromancers do five times as much damage.
To multiply the zombification spells for cheap.
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The Cursed Boneyards of Hell 350 necromancers 333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333 cash
3,333,333,333,333,333 bricks
Necromancers do five times as much damage.
The Boneyards hold the corpses of many famous wizards, and even deceased demons. The Devil has stated he doesn't really care about them, giving us the perfect entrance. He'll still make us pay a shitload for them, because after all he is a businessman.
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Ancient Tombs 400 necromancers 33,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333 cash
333,333,333,333,333,333 bricks
Necromancers do five times as much damage.
"All ancient tombs have tons of useful magical stuff and only the highest quality corpses. We've never really thought why; it's just a fact." ~A necromancer
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First Wizard Scrolls 500 necromancers 333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333 cash
3,333,333,333,333,333,333,333 bricks
Necromancers do seven times as much damage.
A few centuries ago, some demons snuck into the Great Wizard Library, took all the First Wizards' scrolls, and sent the wizards on the greatest treasure hunt ever constructed to get them back. The scrolls were never found. We're just going to cheat and use the compromisers to hunt them down.

"I propose we send everyone we have out on the hunt instead of cheating." ~Agent Johnson
"No." ~Everyone
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Black-Melded Zombies 600 necromancers 4.9999999999999999e+36 cash
4.9999999999999999e+25 bricks
Necromancers do six times as much damage.
It sounds cool, but really they only last a couple minutes before The Black is done with the bones. Black-melded zombies: actually kind of lame.

Titan UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Wizard Translators 1 titan 4,444,444,444,444 cash Titans do 50% more damage.
The titans only speak the language of the Old World, so we gotta get the wizards to translate that.
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Strength Restoration Spells 5 titans 44,444,444,444,444 cash Titans do twice as much damage.
Turns out being dead for thousands of years can do things to your strength.
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The Lexicon of Knowledge 25 titans 444,444,444,444,444 cash Titans do twice as much damage.
It tells us that the actually strong titans were buried over there.
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Giant Brass Knuckles 50 titans 4,444,444,444,444,444 cash Titans do twice as much damage.
We finally found a way to improve the titans themselves!
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Giant Swords 75 titans 22,222,222,222,222,222 cash Titans do twice as much damage.
Even bigger than the anime swords!
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Giant Lightsabers 100 titans 222,222,222,222,222,222 cash Titans do three times as much damage.
These cost a lot to make, but totally worth.
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Hellfire Weapons 125 titans 2,222,222,222,222,222,222 cash
22,222,222 brick
Titans do three times as much damage.
Of course they're not made out of fire, they're just evilium forged in hellfire.
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Enlarged Cataract 150 titans 8,888,888,888,888,888,888 cash Titans do three times as much damage.
These guys are really big, so they need a really big crack to get through faster.
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The Strongest Titans 200 titans 888,888,888,888,888,888,888 cash Titans do four times as much damage.
We found them, finally!
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Access to The Library of Hell 250 titans 88,888,888,888,888,888,888,888 cash
8,888,888,888 bricks
Titans do four times as much damage.
The library of hell has scrolls from the Old World, knowledge that will allow the titans to regain their old strength.
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The Titan King 300 titans 22,222,222,222,222,222,222,222,222 cash Titans do five times as much damage.
He lives again, so he can destroy these brick walls for us.
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Baths in The Pits of Ahnsquall 350 titans 2,222,222,222,222,222,222,222,222,222 cash
222,222,222,222,222 bricks
Titans do five times as much damage.
These pits full of red liquid are legendary, for they are what give demons their superhuman strength: they are the demon birthplace. Only beings full of magic can survive being submerged, and the results are extreme.
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Vwynido's Guide to Hand Combat 400 titans 444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444 cash Titans do five times as much damage.
Punchers do twice as much damage.
One of the greatest lost books of all time, and we found it! (It was on an online trading site)
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All The Titan King Scrolls of Wisdom 500 titans 8,888,888,888,888,888,888,888,888,888,888,888 cash Titans do seven times as much damage.
"What took so long?" ~Head of Titan Relations
"None of us wanted to attempt to get all the ones that the demons had. We temporarily lifted Agent Johnson's ban from the demons and he managed to get them to fork 'em over for only a few sacrifices." ~Agent Connor
"On what grounds?"
"He didn't... Oh god damn it."
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Black-Encrusted Knuckles 600 titans 6.6666666666666666e+37 cash
6.6666666666666666e+25 bricks
Titans do six times as much damage.
"This kills more titans than walls." ~Agent Lawrence
"What are we gonna do, not have a Black titan upgrade?" ~Head of R&D

Demon UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Leather Jackets 1 demon 3,333 bricks Demons do 50% more damage.
The only things we can do to make demons do more damage involve making them want to.
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Motorcycles 5 demons 33,333 bricks Demons do twice as much damage.
Totally tricked out and really loud, of course.
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Ritual Sacrifices 25 demons 133,333 bricks Demons do twice as much damage.
The cult that was doing these before stopped, so we have to take over.
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Torture Reels 50 demons 666,666 bricks Demons do twice as much damage.
Keeping them entertained.
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Loads of Weapons 75 demons 3,333,333 bricks Demons do twice as much damage.
They don't have guns down there, so they want some to take back.
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Worshippers 100 demons 33,333,333 bricks Demons do three times as much damage.
Man, demons are much bigger assholes than necromancers.
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Illusion Spells 125 demons 66,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
666,666,666 bricks
Demons do three times as much damage.
They told us they'd use these strictly for trolling.
EDIT: WHY THE HELL DID WE GIVE THEM THESE
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Universal Passes 150 demons 6,666,666,666 bricks Demons do three times as much damage.
Okay so some people are worried about the amount of power the demons have at this point... But remember, we're finally gonna take down this wall!
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Nuclear Launch Codes 200 demons 666,666,666,666 bricks Demons do four times as much damage.
I'm sure they have a totally legit reason for wanting these.
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Reality-Bending Magic 250 demons 6,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
66,666,666,666,666 bricks
Demons do four times as much damage.
"Whatever you do, NEVER give them the ability to actually bend reality instead of just look like they can." ~Demon Relations Department Chief, RUC
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Not-Destroying-The-World Tax 300 demons 13,333,333,333,333,333 bricks Demons do five times as much damage.
"Okay, maybe giving them all of those things was not a good idea." ~CEO, RUC
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All The Most Powerful Spell Scrolls 350 demons 66,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
666,666,666,666,666,666 bricks
Demons do five times as much damage.
"You have to be joking." ~All the wizards (paraphrased)
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Lord Reaefsek's Journal 400 demons 66,666,666,666,666,666,666 bricks Demons do five times as much damage.
Titled "Lord Reaefsek: God of The Unfinished", the journal is full of evil doings and tips & tricks. And, of course, it suddenly cuts off a few dozen pages from the end.
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Hyzem's Artifact Vault 500 demons 3,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333 bricks Demons do seven times as much damage.
"Oh please tell me you removed The Amsora first." ~Agent Taylor
"Yes... So we can give it to them as a seperate upgrade." ~Agent Connor
"NOOOOOOOO." ~Head of Demon Relations
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Black-Amalgamated Pitchforks 600 demons 3.333333333333333e+28 bricks

3.333333333333333e+39 cash

Demons do six times as much damage.

The demons request their own Black-themed upgrade, "mostly for style points".

"Wait, didn't the Devil himself say not to use this stuff?" ~Agent Carter

"I've learned to just not question them at this point." ~Agent Connor

Reality Compromiser UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Universal Translators 1 reality compromiser 500,500,550,005,550 cash
100 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do 50% more damage.
Reality code is written in some weird language. We only speak AMERICAN!
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Hackers 5 reality compromisers 5,000,055,505,005,505 cash
1,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do twice as much damage.
To break through all of reality's firewalls.
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TV Hackers 25 reality compromisers 50,000,555,050,055,050 cash
5,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do twice as much damage.
They type at 300 words a minute, and can team up on the same keyboard for better efficiency!
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Overcomplication 50 reality compromisers 500,005,550,500,550,550 cash
50,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do twice as much damage.
"More gears! More pistons!" ~RC project leader
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Reality Sawblades 75 reality compromisers 5,000,055,505,005,505,500 cash
500,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do twice as much damage.
They rip through the unhackable fabric to get to the deeper layers of code.
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Secret Ingredient 100 reality compromisers 50,000,555,050,055,055,005 cash
5,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do three times as much damage.
Really it's the 8th secret ingredient. All the materials it takes to break reality are secrets.
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Code-to-Magic Conversion 125 reality compromisers 505,050,505,050,505,050,505 cash
50,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do three times as much damage.
Magically breaking through reality is a lot easier.
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Thought-to-Text Translators 150 reality compromisers 1,101,000,101,001,101,100,010 cash
500,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Demons do three times as much damage.

Reality compromisers do three times as much damage.
Now our guys can reprogram reality with their minds. Hell yes.

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Extreme Overcomplication 200 reality compromisers 110,100,010,100,110,110,001,010 cash
50,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do four times as much damage.
"If the hugely important machines aren't as big as a small city, you're doing it wrong." ~Head of Tech, RUC
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Demon Hackers 250 reality compromisers 20,202,020,202,020,202,020,202,020 cash
200,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do four times as much damage.
Closer to the "hack and slash" definition of hacker than the programming one.
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Way Better Interface 300 reality compromisers 1,100,101,100,100,110,111,000,010,000 cash
2,000,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do five times as much damage.
According to the hackers, the custom operating system that we had to make for handling reality code "is a sack of garbage", and "it's like you told the programmers to spend the minimum possible amount of time on it". Hopefully the latter was a joke, or they know our strategy.
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??? 350 reality compromisers 202,020,202,020,202,020,202,020,202,020 cash
200,000,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do five times as much damage.
That unknown substance the wizards gave us blows through reality fabric very well. What a useful super dangerous explosive acid! Yes it is!
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Firewalls 400 reality compromisers 20,020,222,020,022,022,200,002,002,022,020 cash
10,000,000,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do five times as much damage.
"Investigating the Sgapang Ball with the compromisers has led to a discovery... It was made by editing reality code.

80,000 years ago.

Let's be safe." ~Hacker #21 in the Firewall proposal
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The Divine Instructions 500 reality compromisers 500,505,055,050,550,505,005,050,050,500,505,550 cash
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do seven times as much damage.
A bunch of carvings in the dungeons of Sauthir, the first titan castle. The titans couldn't make head or tail of them, but we can see that they are instructions to write some extremely useful reality scripts. When questioned of who carved them, Optuqui said that #16 did, saying they were an order from "the king himself".
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Black-Coalesced Reality Sawblades 600 reality compromisers 5.005050550505550e+39 cash 5.005050550505550e+28 bricks

500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks

Reality compromisers do six times as much damage.

"I thought they said mixing the Black with reality editing was a terrible idea." ~Agent Carter

"Clearly you do not understand upgrade themes." ~Head of R&D

Black Obliterator UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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The Rules 1 black obliterator 260,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
260,000 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do 50% more damage.
Rules of The Black
#1: Do not touch it.
#2: Do not do anything relating to it without level 10 permission.
#3: DO NOT TOUCH IT.
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Way More Safeguards 5 black obliterators 520,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
520,000 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do 50% more damage.
"Way, way, waaaaay more." ~Agent Lawrence, in the WMS proposal
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Wizard Research 25 black obliterators 5,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
5,200,000 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do twice as much damage.
The wizards have much knowledge relating to supernatural things, and The Black is kind of like something called Bodjsia, only "Bodjsia is nothing in comparison, before this it was one of the most feared substances".
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Titan Research 50 black obliterators 52,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
52,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do twice as much damage.
The titans can help a lot more. Old World magic is way more powerful than modern magic, and as the 1337 sn1p3rs would say, "for the pros".
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Demon Research 75 black obliterators 520,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
520,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do twice as much damage.
The demons are very interested in The Black, because it is the only thing they have ever found that they have no records of.
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Wisdom From The Devil 100 black obliterators 5,200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
5,200,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do twice as much damage.
The Big Man is very interested in The Black, because it is the only thing he has ever encountered that emanates more pure evil and power than him.
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Teleportation Spells 125 black obliterators 52,000,520,005,200,052,000,520,005 cash
260,000,000,000,000 bricks
52,000,520,005 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do twice as much damage.
Teleportation spells are basically the duct tape of magic.
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Wizard Bribes 150 black obliterators 260,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
260,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do three times as much damage.
The wizards say The Black defies everything they know about magic and the laws of the universe, and we should not be using it but finding a way to destroy it. Screw those guys, right?
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Demon Bribes 200 black obliterators 52,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
52,000,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do three times as much damage.
"The Black's power is unspeakable... The amount you have been using is only scratching the surface. It is so absolute, in fact, that The Boss is requesting you not use it, as it could very possibly obliterate all of existence if you misuse it." ~The Head Demon
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Pure Magic Robots 250 black obliterators 5,200,052,000,520,005,200,052,000,520,005 cash
52,000,000,000,000,000,000 bricks
5,200,052,000,520,005 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do three times as much damage.
As does anything, The Black has more trouble eating through pure magic than the unobtainium plating we were using before.
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Guide To Properly Handling The Black 300 black obliterators 520,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
520,000,000,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do three times as much damage.
"We took an expedition back to [REDACTED], and guess what we found in the temple? You'll be just as surprised as we were..." ~Agent Connor
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Pure Antimatter Robots 350 black obliterators 52,000,520,005,200,052,000,520,005,200,052,000 cash
520,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bricks
52,000,520,005,200,052,000 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do three times as much damage.
"We may be making the robots last longer, but it really just makes the replacements even more expensive." ~Head of Finance
"MONEY IS NO CONCERN FOR THE RUC" ~Automated RUC complaint responder
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Black Distributors 400 black obliterators 2.6e+37 cash
2.6e+22 fourth wall bricks
Black obliterators do four times as much damage.
"More complex metal parts we have to replace every day? UGH. UUUUUGGGGHHHHH." ~Head of Maintanence

Brick Factory UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Interviewers 1 brick factory 66,666,666,666,666 cash Brick factories produce 50% more bricks.
The dark magic tablets we're using can talk, so we need to learn more about them to use them better. They sound really creepy, and talk about really disturbing stuff.
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Assholes 5 brick factories 266,666,666,666,666 cash Brick factories produce 50% more bricks.
The tablets like evil, so this is the first step. You can imagine the recruitment process for this.
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Convicts 25 brick factories 2,666,666,666,666,666 cash Brick factories produce twice as many bricks.
The next step.
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Convict Filtering 50 brick factories 46,666,666,666,666,666 cash Brick factories and manual brick creation produce twice as many bricks.
We need the real cream of the crop here, not those guys in for possessing drugs.
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Evil Robots 75 brick factories 466,666,666,666,666,666 cash Brick factories produce twice as many bricks.
Manual brick creation produces three times as many bricks.
Let's make our own evil! Nothing could go wrong with this.
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Evil Alchemists 100 brick factories 8,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash Brick factories produce three times as many bricks.
Manual brick creation produces four times as many bricks.
They're evil, and they know stuff about illegal brick production! It's perfect!
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Evil Magic 125 brick factories 86,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
466,666,666 bricks
Brick factories and manual brick creation produce three times as many bricks.
We've asked the wizards what exactly makes some magic "evil", and they said that the First Wizards who invented all the spells just kinda decided that certain spells were "evil". The First Wizards are pretty widely hated among magic users.
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Evilium 150 brick factories 433,333,333,333,333,333,333 cash
33,333,333 bricks
Brick factories produce three times as many bricks.
Manual brick creation produces four times as many bricks.
The prime export of hell, bought it off some demons. Now all we're missing for the ingredients is child blood.
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Child Blood 200 brick factories 46,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
666,666,666 bricks
Brick factories produce four times as many bricks.
Manual brick creation produces five times as many bricks.
The demons always come through. For a price, of course.
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Black Magic 250 brick factories 1,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
46,666,666,666,666 bricks
Brick factories and manual brick creation produce four times as many bricks.
As similar as they sound, Black magic is actually unrelated to dark magic. Dark magic is magic that is frowned upon for general use, whereas Black magic comes from The Black, which is absolute pure evil.
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Alignment Sliders 300 brick factories 266,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
66,666,666,666,666 fourth wall bricks
Brick factories produce five times as many bricks.
Manual brick creation produces six times as many bricks.
Brought in the reality compromisers for this one. We found the reality code for good & evil. I'm sure you can guess what we did with that.
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Pure Evil Magic 350 brick factories 46,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
46,666,666,666,666,666 bricks
Brick factories and manual brick creation produce five times as many bricks.
Might as well just make the entire factories out of it, for maximal usage.
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Evil-Proof Suits 400 brick factories 2,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
666,666,666,666,666 fourth wall bricks
Brick factories produce five times as many bricks.
Manual brick creation produces six times as many bricks.
The factories have reached the point where normal people can't really go in anymore, at the risk of being corrupted. We can make suits with the alignment slid all the way over to 'good' to be able to collect the bricks, instead of actually having to do something about it.
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The Holy Brick of Vywheir 500 brick factories 86,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash Brick factories and manual brick creation produce seven times as many bricks.
Said to be blessed by the gods, the Holy Brick was first found 37,000 years ago on Vywheir, an uninhabited island.

"It doesn't look anything like a brick." ~BF Project Leader
"Would you want a magical artifact called 'The Big White Cube' or 'The Holy Brick of Vywheir'?" ~Agent Connor
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Black-Imbued Factory Walls 600 brick factories 1.6666666666666665e+39 cash

3.666666666666667e+26 bricks

Brick factories and manual brick creation produce six times as many bricks.
We really should've done this sooner, seeing as the tablets love evil and that The Black is 100% evil.'And that since the demons are in charge, we don't have to be the ones to handle that shit.

Hand UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
Hand Coffee 10,000 hand damage 11,111 cash Hand punches do 3 times as much damage.
Caffeine obviously gives you the ability to punch faster.
Hand2 Energy Drinks 100,000 hand damage 1,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
POWERTHIIIRRRST
Hand3 Experimental Drugs 10,000,000 hand damage 111,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
Probably completely safe.
Hand4 Personal Trainer 1,000,000,000 hand damage 11,111,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
This guy is like the grandmaster of punching walls.
Hand5 Elephantiasis 100,000,000,000 hand damage 1,111,111,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
With this horribly crippling disease your fists will be like hardass wrecking balls!
Hand6 Training Montage 10,000,000,000,000 hand damage 111,111,111,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
Set to '80s music, of course.
Hand7 Laser Brain Surgery 1,000,000,000,000,000 hand damage 11,111,111,111,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
For enhanced speed!
Hand8 Mechanical Limbs 100,000,000,000,000,000 hand damage 1,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
One step closer to being a Terminator.
Hand9 Cloning 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 hand damage 111,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
Now there are two of you. This is a good idea.
Hand10 The Final Fist 1e+21 hand damage 11,111,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
As spoken of by the prophets, it has finally arrived.
Hand11 Breaking Point 1e+23 hand damage 1,111,111,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
The most legendary hand combat technique of all time. Invented by Grandmaster Vwynido, the most skilled hand combatant in recorded history. And yes, it totally works on a brick wall.
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The Mighty Fist of Reaefsek 1e+25 hand damage 111,111,111,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash Hand punches do twice as much damage.
The fate of Lord Reaefsek is unknown; he simply vanished one day after saying he was "going to contact the king". Hyzem was the king at the time, and he reported never having seen Reaefsek. The only evidence of the journey is his severed hand, found lying in a barren field holding the Nightmare Blade.
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Proposal #731 1e+27 hand damage 11,111,111,111,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash Hand punches do three times as much damage.
"Reaefsek's wrist had traces of something on the cut. It's hard to describe exactly what it is... it's like magic that has been perfectly optimised. There's so little of it that we could only use it to improve one object." ~Head of R&D
"We tried to examine it in reality code to see if we could replicate it, but its code is even more incomprehensible than other magic code. It almost seems like its creator made it confusing on purpose." ~RC Project Leader
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The Finality Trees 1e+29

hand damage

1.1111111111e+30 cash Hand punches do three times as much damage.
"Upon the mountainous plateaus of a land afar lies a grove of silver leafless trees. Their power is equal to their mystery, and they symbolize The Finality." ~A wall dating back to the time of the first titan king

We found them. The power surrounding their presence is so ridiculous that just by chilling next to them for a while you will be thrice as strong. But we could only take you, because getting there is just horrible.
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The Hand of God 1e+33 hand damage 1.1111111111e+35 cash Hand punches do four times as much damage.
"Did he seriously put himself in as the last tier? Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Disgusting." ~Agent Johnson

Manual Brick Creation Upgrades Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Dark Magic Training 25 Brick Factories 3,777,777,777,777,777 cash

200 bricks

Unlocks manual brick creation.
Now you will be able to create bricks yourself, even if the dark magic tablets don't like you.
HandBrick2 Psychiatrists 1,000 hand made bricks 6,777,777,777,777,777 cash

1,000 bricks

Manual brick creation creates three times as many bricks.
To find out why you and the dark magic tablets aren't getting along.
HandBrick3 Necromancer Lessons 100,000 hand made bricks 37,777,777,777,777,777 cash

100,000 bricks

Manual brick creation creates 1.5% as many bricks per necromancer.
They can give you lessons in dark magic, and as a bonus, being an asshole.
HandBrick4 Demon Lessons 10,000,000 hand made bricks 377,777,777,777,777,777 cash

10,000,000 bricks

Manual brick creation creates 1.5% more bricks per demon.
Much better at dark magic and at being assholes than the necromancers.
HandBrick5 Joint Necromancer-Demon Lessons 1,000,000,000 hand made bricks 37,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash

1,000,000,000 bricks

Manual brick creation creates four times as many bricks.
They fight a lot, but you somehow learn best when they teach at the same time.
HandBrick6 Wisdom of the Titans 100,000,000,000 hand made bricks 3,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash

100,000,000,000 bricks

Manual brick creation creates 1% more bricks per titan.
After smashing the walls a ton, they have learned a lot about the inner workings of bricks.
HandBrick7 Necromancer Translators 10,000,000,000,000 hand made bricks 3,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash

10,000,000,000,000 bricks

Manual brick creation creates 0.8% more bricks per titan.
Now with the added benefit of actually being able to understand the titans.
HandBrick8 Demon Translators 1,000,000,000,000,000 hand made bricks 377,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash

1,000,000,000,000,000 bricks

Manual brick creation creates 0.8% more bricks per titan.
They know the tablets very well, so they innately know what the titans are talking about.
HandBrick9 Factory Hand 100,000,000,000,000,000 hand made bricks 37,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash

100,000,000,000,000,000 bricks

Manual brick creation creates four times as many bricks.
"It's an assembly line in your palm and a conveyor belt in your wrist! Perfect!" ~CEO, RUC
HandBrick10 Omnimagic 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 hand made bricks 37,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash

10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bricks

Manual brick creation creates five times as many bricks.
"i call hax" ~1337 sn1p3r #10

Hand and Puncher UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
HandPuncher Team Up 50 punchers 21,111 cash Hand punches do 4% more damage per puncher.
Get a morale boost from the fact that you're hiring people to punch a wall.
HandPuncher2 Come Together 100 punchers 21,111,111 cash Hand punches do 2% more damage per puncher.
Punchers do 50% more damage.
The weak become strong(er).
HandPuncher3 Standing Ovation 200 punchers 422,222,222,222 cash Hand punches do 1% more damage per puncher.
Punchers do twice as much damage.
After you gave a great inspiring speech about punching walls.
HandPuncher4 The Challenge 300 punchers 10,555,555,555,555,555 cash Hand punches do 0.8% more damage per puncher.
Punchers do twice as much damage.
To destroy the wall with only your fists.
HandPuncher5 Final Team Up 400 punchers 105,555,555,555,555,555,555 cash Hand punches do 0.3% more damage per puncher.
Punchers do twice as much damage.
To defeat the walls once and for all!
HandPuncher6 Ultra Team Up 500 punchers 422,222,222,222,222,222,222,222 cash Hand punches do 0.2% more damage per puncher.
Punchers do twice as much damage.
We lied about the last one being final, but it's not like we can just stop upgrading!
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Energy Draining 700 punchers 42,222,222,222,222,222,222,222,222,222,222 cash Hand punches do 0.2% more damage per puncher.
Punchers do twice as much damage.
With additional duplicating so the punchers don't lose any power. They'll complain, but you're clearly better than them.

Hand-Building Synergy Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
HandClubber Club Knuckles 50 clubbers 1,000,000 cash Hand punches do 1% more damage per clubber.
They're like clubs tied to your knuckles. Another brilliant invention from the Realistic Upgrades Corporation(RUC).
HandSwordsman Sword Knuckles 50 swordsmen 7,500,000 cash Hand punches do 1% more damage per swordsman.
We're currently trying to figure out how to combine these with the club knuckles. Then, our work here will be done.
HandGunshooter Bullet Punch 50 gunshooters 100,000,000 cash Hand punches do 1% more damage per gunshooter.
An ancient technique passed down by the wall punching masters.
HandGrenademan Fist Grenades 50 grenademen 2,500,000,000 cash Hand punches do 1% more damage per grenademan.
I honestly don't know what these are. Feel free to imagine them how you want.
HandWreckingBall Wrecking ball Punch 50 Wrecking Balls 50,000,000,000 cash Hand punches do 1% more damage per wrecking ball.
Another legendary technique.
HandBulldozer Bulldozer Strike 50 bulldozers 500,000,000,000 cash Hand punches do 1% more damage per bulldozer.
This isn't actually a legendary technique, we just made it up.
HandAirstrikeCaller Skydiving 50 airstrike callers 20,000,000,000,000 cash Hand punches do 1% more damage per airstrike caller.
30,000 feet of DAMAGE!
HandNecromancer Zombification 50 necromancers 500,000,000,000,000 cash
500 bricks
Hand punches do 1% more damage per necromancer.
Now you don't have to waste hours sleeping.
HandTitan Ancient Techniques 50 titans 5,000,000,000,000,000 cash Hand punches do 1% more damage per titan.
The walls were around even in the Old World, and with the walls comes wall punching.
HandDemon Fist of Evil 50 demons 700,000 bricks Hand punches do 0.5% more damage per demon.
It doesn't matter how evil or horrible the technique, all that matters is that the wall comes down!
HandRealityComprimiser Invulnerability 50 reality compromisers 600,000,000,000,000,000 cash
600,00 fourth wall bricks
Hand punches do 0.5% more damage per reality compromiser.
Sometimes it hurts to punch a brick wall. Not anymore!
HandBlackObliterator Fist of The Black 50 black obliterators 30,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
30,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Hand punches do 0.5% more damage per Black obliterator.
Since you're invulnerable, you are the only person who can touch The Black without dying a horrible, painful death.
HandBrickFactory Brick Knuckles 50 brick factories 50,000,000,000,000,000 cash Hand punches do 0.5% more damage per brick factory.
Manual brick creation creates 4% more bricks per brick factory.
Fight fire with fire!

Synergy UpgradesEdit

Clubber and Swordsman Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
ClubberSword Sword Clubs 25 clubbers
25 swordsmen
1,511,000 cash Clubbers do 5% more damage per swordsman.
Swordsmen do 5% more damage per clubber.
I don't actually know what these are, but they sound badass.
ClubberSword2 Clubs Covered in Swords 100 clubbers
100 swordsmen
302,200,000 cash Clubbers do 4% more damage per swordsman.
Swordsmen do 3% more damage per clubber.
Genius.
ClubberSword3 Rotating Chainsaw Sword Clubs 200 clubbers
200 swordsmen
3,022,000,000,000 cash Clubbers do 2% more damage per swordsman.
Swordsmen do 2% more damage per clubber.
Don't even try to imagine what the hell these things are.
ClubberSword4 The Perfect Combination 300 clubbers
300 swordsmen
15,110,000,000,000,000 cash Clubbers do 1.5% more damage per swordsman.
Swordsmen do 1.5% more damage per clubber.
50% club, 50% sword. Perfect.
ClubberSword5 Bayonets 400 clubbers
400 swordsmen
302,200,000,000,000,000,000 cash Clubbers do 1.2% more damage per swordsman.
Swordsmen do 1.2% more damage per clubber.
Now our technology is up to par with the 17th century! [applause]
ClubberSword6 King Hyzem's Blades 500 clubbers
500 swordsmen
6,044,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Clubbers do 1.1% more damage per swordsman.
Swordsmen do 1% more damage per clubber.
It is said that Hyzem's Blades are unrecognizable as any one melee weapon; they are all at once.
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The Arena of Sgapang 700 clubbers
700 swordsmen
1,511,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Clubbers do 0.5% more damage per swordsman.
Swordsmen do 0.5% more damage per clubber.
Reaefsek did something to his castle arena to make it extremely effective in improving fighting skill. We'd rather not know what, to be honest. The place is creepy enough as it is.

Gunshooter and Grenademan Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Gun That Shoots Grenades 25 gunshooters
25 grenademen
41,600,000 cash Gunshooters do 5% more damage per grenademan.
Grenademen do 4% more damage per Gunshooter.
Not to be confused with a grenade launcher.
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Grenade That Shoots 100 gunshooters
100 grenademen
83,200,000,000 cash GGunshooters do 2% more damage per grenademan.
Grenademen do 1% more damage per Gunshooter.
It shoots little grenades.
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Giant Gun Grenades 200 gunshooters
200 grenademen
832,000,000,000,000 cash Gunshooters do 1.5% more damage per grenademan.
Grenademen do 1% more damage per Gunshooter.
Whatever you're thinking these are, they're more ridiculous than that.
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Grenade Guns 300 gunshooters
300 grenademen
8,320,000,000,000,000,000 cash Gunshooters do 1% more damage per grenademan.
Grenademen do 0.8% more damage per Gunshooter.
It's hard to describe what exactly these are, but they're perfect.
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Hyperbeam Laser Plasma Photon Fusion Gunnades 400 gunshooters
400 grenademen
83,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Gunshooters do 0.8% more damage per grenademan.
Grenademen do 0.8% more damage per Gunshooter.
"We just threw a bunch of space-age crap together and whaddya know, it works!" ~Chief of R&D, RUC
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The Turrets of Bextic 500 gunshooters
500 grenademen
1,640,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Gunshooters do 0.7% more damage per grenademan.
Grenademen do 0.7% more damage per Gunshooter.
Hyzem's castle defenses were the stuff of legends: giant bombs, guns that shoot bombs, giant guns, bombs that explode into guns... And they're all extremely powerful with Old World magic!
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Inspirational War Films 700 gunshooters
700 grenademen
3.28e+35 cash Gunshooters do 0.4% more damage per grenademan.
Grenademen do 0.4% more damage per Gunshooter.
"I'm impressed by their ability to even find movies this absolutely terrible." ~Agent Connor
"Quality is different from
inspirational level." ~Gunner Project Leader

Wrecking Ball and Puncher Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Wrecking Ball Fists 100 punchers
25 wrecking balls
2,800,000,000 cash Punchers do 10% more damage per wrecking ball.
Wrecking balls do 1% more damage per puncher.
We have the strength.
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Coordinated Wrecking 200 punchers
100 wrecking balls
2,800,000,000,000 cash Punchers do 4% more damage for each wrecking ball.
Wrecking balls do 1% more damage for each puncher.
Using the power of the wrecking balls to enhance the power of fists using physics or something.
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Wrecking Ball Riders 300 punchers
200 wrecking balls
8,200,000,000,000,000 cash Punchers do 2% more damage for each wrecking ball.
Wrecking balls do 0.9% more damage for each puncher.
Yes. Hell yes. Hell fucking yes.
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Ultimate Fist Balls 400 punchers
300 wrecking balls
82,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Punchers do 1% more damage for each wrecking ball.
Wrecking balls do 0.7% more damage for each puncher.
Wrecking balls shaped like fists. The punchers do more damage because they like to see their symbol destroying the wall.
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Literal Wrecking Ball Fists 500 punchers
400 wrecking balls
2,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Punchers do 0.8% more damage for each wrecking ball.
Wrecking balls do 0.7% more damage for each puncher.
"Should have done this the first time." ~Puncher Project Leader, RUC
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Wrecking Fists 600 punchers
500 wrecking balls
28,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Punchers do 0.8% more damage per wrecking ball.
Wrecking balls do 0.6% more damage per puncher.
"Many a man has asked what the Wrecking Fists are." ~Wrecking Ball Project Leader
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The Puecking Fill 800 punchers
700 wrecking balls
8.2e+36 cash Punchers do 0.4% more damage per wrecking ball.
Wrecking balls do 0.4% more damage per puncher.
"Our mission is to create the most experimental, absurd, ridiculous, out-of-left-field upgrade we can." ~Head of R&D
"THE GAME IS ON." ~Agent Johnson

Bulldozer and Airstrike Caller Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Precision Strikes 50 bulldozers
50 airstrike callers
36,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do 3% more damage for each airstrike caller.
Airstrike callers do 3% more damage for each bulldozer.
We gotta drop the stuff so that it bounces off the bulldozers in the perfect way to do the maximum damage.
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Bulldozer Drop 100 bulldozers
100 airstrike callers
3,600,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do 1% more damage for each airstrike caller.
Airstrike callers do 1% more damage for each bulldozer.
The guy who thought of this was a shoe-in for Employee of The Month.
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Enhanced Bulldozer Drop 200 bulldozers
200 airstrike callers
6,120,000,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do 1% more damage for each airstrike caller.
Airstrike callers do 0.8% more damage for each bulldozer.
Tied big jets to the bulldozers so they fall faster.
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Ultimate Bulldozer Drop 300 bulldozers
300 airstrike callers
61,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do 1% more damage for each airstrike caller.
Airstrike callers do 0.8% more damage for each bulldozer.
The guy who came up with the bulldozer drop is a millionaire now.
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Epic Bulldozer Drop 400 bulldozers
400 airstrike callers
1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do 0.8% more damage for each airstrike caller.
Airstrike callers do 0.8% more damage for each bulldozer.
"More like epic FAIL." ~The walls, before getting wrecked with this
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Bulldozer Planes 500 bulldozers
500 airstrike callers
612,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Bulldozers do 0.6% more damage for each airstrike caller.
Airstrike callers do 0.6% more damage for each bulldozer.
"Basically we went with the most badass thing we could think of." ~Head of R&D, on the process
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The Dark Bindings 700 bulldozers
700 airstrike callers
6.12e+39 cash Bulldozers do 0.5% more damage for each airstrike caller.

Airstrike callers do 0.5% more damage for each bulldozer.

A set of spells devised by a famous evil wizard. Cast them on two objects or beings and they are bound to each other, their strength becomes entwined and increases massively through some sort of mutual copying reality exploit.

"Planes and bulldozers, anyone? No one? Whatever, we're doing it anyway." ~Head of R&D

Necromancer and Titan Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Titan Thrones 50 necromancers
50 titans
4,777,777,777,777,777 cash
477 bricks
Necromancers do 2.5% more damage per titan.
Titans do 2% more damage per necromancer.
The necromancers' thrones now sit atop the titans, so they can infuse the titans with greater magic(and look awesome).
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Magic Swap 100 necromancers
100 titans
277,777,777,777,777,777 cash
27,777 bricks
Necromancers do 2% more damage per titan.
Titans do 1.5% more damage per necromancer.
The necromancers gain enormous power and the titans gain the ability to raise the dead.
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Merge Form 200 necromancers
200 titans
1777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash
177,777,777 bricks
Necromancers do 1.5% more damage per titan.
Titans do 1.5% more damage per necromancer.
Necromancers merge with titans to create almighty dead-rising wall-smashing monsters!
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Incident 073X 300 necromancers
300 titans
17,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash
17,777,777,777,777 bricks
Necromancers do 1.5% more damage per titan.
Titans do 1% more damage per necromancer.
[REDACTED, REDACTED SO HARD]
"NEVER AGAIN." ~Head of Demon Relations, RUC
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King Hyzem 400 necromancers
400 titans
177,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash
87,777,777,777,777,777 bricks
Necromancers do 0.8% more damage per titan.
Titans do 0.6% more damage per necromancer.
After a long search, we have found the resting place of the greatest titan king who ever lived.

Unfortunately*, Lord Reaefsek's body was never found, as explained in the description of his hand.
EDIT: *fucking fortunately.
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King Optuqui 500 necromancers
500 titans
4,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash
4,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 bricks
Necromancers do 0.6% more damage per titan.
Titans do 0.5% more damage per necromancer.
Time to finally question him about his unusual knowledge! He says that much of his knowledge came from a stranger to the land, who always wore a white mask and told of many things. When questioned about a name, this stranger asked to be referred to as '#16'.

Demon and Brick Factory Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Demon Visits 25 demons
25 brick factories
19,999,999,999,999,999 cash
99,999 bricks
Brick factories produce 4% more bricks per demon.
Demons do 4% more damage per brick factory.
The demons agreed to visit the dark magic tablets, and they actually get along really well. Now they come over all the time.
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Demon Managers 100 demons
100 brick factories
6,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash
33,333,333 bricks
Brick factories produce 2.5% more bricks per demon.
Demons do 1.5% more damage per brick factory.
The demons will take over all the positions at the brick factories, at the dark magic tablets' request.
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Dark Magic Enhancing 200 demons
200 brick factories
199,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 cash
666,666,666,666 bricks
Brick factories produce 1.5% more bricks per demon.
Demons do 1% more damage per brick factory.
The demons and the tablets work together to enhance their magic. All we can do is hope they aren't conspiring behind our backs.
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Video Chat With Satan 300 demons
300 brick factories
399,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 cash
13,333,333,333,333,333 bricks
Brick factories produce 1% more bricks per demon.
Demons do 0.8% more damage per brick factory.
If there's anyone the tablets will like even more than the demons... And if there's anyone who can actually arrange a video chat with the Big Man, it's the demons.
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Giant Portals to Hell 400 demons
400 brick factories
3,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 cash
133,333,333,333,333,333,333 bricks
Brick factories produce 1% more bricks per demon.
Demons do 0.5% more damage per brick factory.
Open 24 hours, 365 days a year!
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The Amsora 500 demons
500 brick factories
79,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 cash
3,333,333,333,333,333,333,333,333 bricks
Brick factories produce 0.6% more bricks per demon.
Demons do 0.4% more damage per brick factory.
"Nooo. Don't give it to them. For all that is holy, don't let the demons near that thing. WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEIR DREAMS LOOK LIKE." ~Head of Demon Relations

Reality Compromiser and Black Obliterator Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Agent Johnson 100 reality compromisers
50 black obliterators
52,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
52,600,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do 2% more damage per black obliterator.
Black obliterators do 1% more damage per reality compromiser.
Agent Johnson has sent in a request to be made indestructible and turned into a Black oblierator. This is quite possibly the worst idea we've ever heard.
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Working Together 200 reality compromisers
100 black obliterators
5,260,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
5,260,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do 2% more damage per black obliterator.
Black obliterators do 0.5% more damage per reality compromiser.
The compromisers can keep The Black from destroying the robots as fast, and The Black eats through reality fabric faster than anything else.
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Not Working Together 300 reality compromisers
200 black obliterators
52,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
52,600,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do 1.5% more damage per black obliterator.
Black obliterators do 0.3% more damage per reality compromiser.
"So, mixing The Black with reality code is like... Mixing The Black with anything, really: A TERRIBLE IDEA." ~RC Project Leader, in the NWT proposal
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Indestructible Robots 400 reality compromisers
300 black obliterators
526,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
526,000,000,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do 1% more damage per black obliterator.
Black obliterators do 0.2% more damage per reality compromiser.
"why dont you just give them god mode" ~1337 sn1p3r #73, before being assigned Co-Head of R&D
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Actually Indestructible Robots 500 reality compromisers
400 black obliterators
1.52e+37 cash
1.52e+22 fourth wall bricks
Reality compromisers do 1% more damage per black obliterator.
Black obliterators do 0.2% more damage per reality compromiser.
The ones before weren't really, just as strong as we could possibly make them; The Black took a few days to finish them off. We didn't know how to make something 100% indestructible, but the Divine Instructions conveniently contained the indestructability script!

"I'm throwing in a joke to make this description more interesting." ~Agent Johnson
"Pointing out the lack of a joke isn't a joke." ~Agent Connor

Upgrades from Walls Edit

Production Multiplier Upgrades Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
Chronicle
The Chronicle 1st Wall destroyed 250,000,000,000 cash Everything is 5% more efficient for each wall you've destroyed.
Let's compile our knowledge of wall destroying in a book so we can learn from our past mistakes.
CEO EDIT: the RUC does not make mistakes.
MultiBuildings
Training 1st Wall destroyed 200,000,000,000 cash Everything does 5% more damage.
To destroy the big wall, we may need to actually train our guys.
AllAchieve2
Wall-Destroying Classes 2nd Wall destroyed 20,000,000,000,000 cash Everything does 5% more damage.
We need to teach our guys all the tips & tricks of wall destroying.
AllAchieve3
Intense Training 3rd Wall destroyed 2,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything does 10% more damage.
Get PUMPED!
AllAchieve4
Plot Armor 4th Wall destroyed 20,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything does 10% more damage.
Now they know that there's no harm that can come to them unless you sell them.
AllAchieve5
Victory Dance Final Wall destroyed 20,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything does 25% more damage.
Brick production +20%.
We have won over the walls. They will never again take over our world!
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Magically Enhanced Everything Bonus Wall #5 destroyed 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything is 20% more efficient.
"Yeah." ~The MEE proposal
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Utility Spells Boss Bonus Wall destroyed 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything is 20% more efficient.
Teleportation spells, movement spells, telekinesis spells, pickle jar opening spells, you name it.
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Access to The Great Wizard Library Space Wall #5 destroyed 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything is 20% more efficient.
All the knowledge and history the wizards have, and it's only slightly biased towards them!
AllAchieve7
World Domination Boss Space Wall destroyed 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything is 25% more efficient.
When the RUC becomes the sole power on Earth, we can finally continue our work uninterrupted by whiners. Whiners that can actually do anything to us, that is.
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Demon Advice Time Wall #5 destroyed 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything is 20% more efficient.
Since they are immortal, the demons have learned a lot over the years. Lucky for us, a lot of that knowledge has to do with destroying things!
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Library of Hell Membership Boss Time Wall destroyed 150,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything is 20% more efficient.
According to the head demon, membership costs one animal sacrifice/month, or one human sacrifice/month for Premium.
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Deal With The Devil End Wall #5 destroyed 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything is 20% more efficient.
He'll give us a sample of his magic for only 666 human souls!
AllAchieveLast
Optuqui's Scrolls of Knowledge Boss End Wall destroyed 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything is 25% more efficient.
All the titan kings had scrolls of knowledge under their name, but Optuqui, the first titan king, somehow knew many things the later ones did not.
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Power Extraction Boss Finality Wall destroyed 1,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash Everything is 30% more efficient.
Since The Black's power is practically infinite, we can draw some out without the Obliterators losing any power. The question is whether we can do it without killing everyone involved.
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Lord Reaefsek's Guide To Destruction Boss Finality Wall destroyed 2 times 6.66e+36 cash Everything is 30% more efficient.
Locked in a Sgapang vault that we could only manage to get open by using the compromisers. It's like he wrote it just for us!
EDIT: The first page translation is "Thanks to #17 for the idea". That might be worth noting. ~Agent Taylor
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The Guide To Furthering Progress Boss Finality Wall destroyed 3 times 3.7e+37 cash Everything is 35% more efficient.
Found locked in Sauthir Castle's vault.
Author: "#3, as ordered by The King".
Dimensions: 10" by 12".
Pages: 873.
Age: ~35,000 years.
Language: Old World.
Binding: Scaly striped black and white hide, unknown creature of origin.
Reality code enhancement(s): Indestructability.
Usefulness: INTENSE EXTREME.

"...Intense extreme?" ~Agent Brown
"You're intense extreme-LY STUPID. ABSOLUTELY DEVESTATED." ~Agent Johnson
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Finality Tree Extract Boss Finality Wall destroyed 4 times 8.8e+37 cash Everything is 40% more efficient.
Finally found a good way to exploit the Trees: hold a container next to one for a while, close it and some of their power stays in. Apply it to anything and it becomes more powerful!

EDIT: Okay, more security on the extract jars. The 1337 sn1p3rs are not allowed to apply them to their computers to "enhance MLG levels".
EDIT 2: Agent Johnson is not allowed to play any sort of first person shooter with the 1337 sn1p3rs while at the RUC.
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God's Blessing Boss Finality Wall destroyed 5 times 5.2e+38 cash Everything is 50% more efficient.
"I'm surprised we can get it, given Johnson's bitching." ~Agent Connor
"You know you hate self-inserts too.
You know it deep in your heart." ~Agent Johnson
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The End Boss Finality Wall destroyed Requires 800 punchers, 800 clubbers, 700 swordsmen, 700 gunners, 700 grenademen, 700 wrecking balls, 600 bulldozers, 600 airstrike callers, 600 necromancers, 500 titans, 500 demons, 500 reality compromisers, 350 black obliterators, 500 brick factories, 1e+35 hand damage, and 5,000,000 future knowledge capsules. Everything is 25% more efficient if you have the pure brick. Everything is 20% more efficient per true victory point.

It's time to go home.

The Legend of the Fourth Wall Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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The Legend of The Fourth Wall 4th Wall destroyed 404 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"Read the epic tale of a hero who ventured into the unknown, past the fourth wall, for a very important purpose."

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Story Page One The Legend of The Fourth Wall purchased 404 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"It was an ordinary day on the Forum, when the Fourth Wall was broken by the basketofpuppies, who did doth disappear after this feat most great."

B6IdD2m-1-
Story Page Two Story Page One purchased 4,004 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"And thus, after many anxious days, a user MasterSparky of the Forum resolveth to find this most esteemed Member, and he destroyed the Fourth Wall soon after."

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Story Page Three Story Page Two purchased 40,004 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"Entereth he into a portal most peculiar, and he doth found himself in a strange place with skies of purple. He met a man who doth decree, 'this is the Arcane Rift.'"

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Story Page Four Story Page Three purchased 400,004 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"The man did speaketh of the dangers ahead: of the Descent, the Depths, and the Inner Heart. He sayeth, 'you may earn Infinite Knowability.'"

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Story Page Five Story Page Four purchased 1,000,001 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"MasterSparky ventured forth, battling unspeakably horrific beasts. And he doth realize: 'I senseth the basketofpuppies's life signal.'"

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Story Page Six Story Page Five purchased 4,000,004 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"Hurry he did among the levels of the Rift, and in the Depths findeth the basketofpuppies, in the grip of Death, but still living."

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Story Page Seven Story Page Six purchased 10,000,001 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"And so he did forget the allure of Infinite Knowability, and rusheth back among the Rift, but could not exit; the monsters did move in front of the exit."

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Story Page Eight Story Page Seven purchased 40,000,004 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"A shield he called over them, and missiles down from the heavens to smiteth the creatures, while the basketofpuppies lay with life fading away."

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Story Page Nine Story Page Eight purchased 100,000,001 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"The life signal of the esteemed Member doth fade away, and MasterSparky ran to the lifedock most renowned; and the doctor reassureth: 'the basketofpuppies shall returneth when ready.'"

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Story Page Ten Story Page Nine purchased 400,000,004 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

"MasterSparky soon doth recalleth himself in full to the Forum, and reporteth his deeds."

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Story Page Eleven Story Page Ten purchased 1,000,000,001 fourth wall bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

The Members of the Forum doth wait in anxiety until the basketofpuppies came back to the Forum, and all was well for a long while."

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The Essence of The Basket Story Page Eleven purchased 4,000,000,004 fourth wall bricks Everything is 10% more efficient.

"The End."

Scrolls of the End Edit

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Name

Unlocked at

Price

Description

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Scrolls of The End End Wall #9 destroyed 2 End Bricks Everything is 5% more efficient.

In the temple we found The Black, we also found a collection of mysterious scrolls. Maybe we should check those out. The at all readable ones, anyway.

Scroll1
Scroll B-8 Scrolls of The End purchased 2 End Bricks

Requires the destruction of End Wall #8

Everything is 5% more efficient.

Cascada
"When The End comes we will all feel it, we will know it has arrived. The End
will come, as nothing can truly halt The Harbinger.

The End is not an end of us, or anything material. It is an end of ignorance, for The End will reveal what - or who - has hid behind the curtain the entire time."

Scroll1
Scroll B-9 Scroll B-8 purchased 2 End Bricks

Requires the destruction of End Wall #7

Everything is 5% more efficient.

Foreshadowing
"The previous verse was information not entirely accurate; the curtain seen behind in The End will only explain partially. I will draw the full curtain in the scrolls labelled 'C'."

Scroll1
Scroll A-3 Scroll B-9 purchased 2 End Bricks

Requires the destruction of End Wall #6

Everything is 5% more efficient.

Infinity & Eternity
"There are two absolute powers in this universe: The Black, and the Time Bear. The former, a mistake; the latter, a failsafe. Both were never intended to be encountered."

Scroll1
Scroll A-4 Scroll A-3 purchased 2 End Bricks

Requires the destruction of End Wall #5

Everything is 5% more efficient.

Standing on The Edge
"When I first saw The Black, I could tell it was not meant to exist, let alone be called upon. I did not understand how such a thing could be controlled, but I did not often understand what The King spoke of."

Scroll1
Scroll A-8 Scroll A-4 purchased 3 End Bricks

Requires the destruction of End Wall #4

Everything is 5% more efficient.

The Eternal Guardian
"The first and only time I felt the direct power of the Time Bear, I did not know what it was; I had not been told of its existence. When the Time Bear is near, it feels as if there is simply no hope; as if you are already dead."

Scroll1
Scroll C-4 Scroll A-8 purchased 3 End Bricks

Requires the destruction of End Wall #3

Everything is 5% more efficient.

Closing The Curtain
"In the 38th, The King made a choice. He declared that The Army never be revealed, but work in shadow; for no one must know the truth."

Scroll1
Scroll C-8 Scroll C-4 purchased 4 End Bricks

Requires the destruction of End Wall #2

Everything is 5% more efficient.

The Levee
"'The first time I began to question our actions was when I witnessed #5's return from The Edge. Traversing The Edge is cheating reality, you're simply
not allowed to do it. But The King does not care about the rules."

Scroll1
Scroll C-37 Scroll C-8 purchased 4 End Bricks

Requires the destruction of End Wall #1

Everything is 5% more efficient.

The Long Game
"In the 44th, The King appointed me Keeper of The Black. He said he found it too much to take care of along with his other duties. Looking back, this move is interesting; he has made no other large mistakes in his long reign."

Scroll1
Scroll B-20 Scroll C-37 purchased 4 End Bricks

Requires the destruction of Boss End Wall

Everything is 5% more efficient.

Framework
"The End is more of a beginning - of an enlightened age; and a reminder that all things come to an end. But life will not come to an end when the sun burns out; it will end with The Finality."

Scroll1
Scroll A-2 Scroll B-20 purchased 5 End Bricks

Requires the destruction of Finality Wall Delta

Everything is 5% more efficient.

Two Paths
"I received messages from powers I cannot understand; They spoke of The King, and his wrongs against reality itself. That is why I am writing this. I have betrayed The Army, for what I believe to be the greater good."

Scrolls of the Finality Edit

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Description

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Scrolls of The Finality Scroll B-20 purchased 1 Finality Brick Unlocks The Finality Scrolls.

Everything is 10% more efficient. "These ones are even more old and dusty." ~Agent Carter
"Ooh, that means they're more important!" ~Agent Johnson

OG0I0gs-1-
Scroll A-10 Scrolls of The Finality purchased 1 Finality Brick

Requires the destruction of Finality Wall Gamma

Everything is 10% more efficient.

The Revelation & The Remedy
"There is another similarity The Black and the Time Bear have. They both exist because of The King."

OG0I0gs-1-
Scroll A-11 Scroll A-10 purchased 1 Finality Brick

Requires the destruction of Finality Wall Beta

Everything is 10% more efficient.

Balance
"He caused Infinity, and to prevent reality from being further defiled, They created Eternity.

Should these two powers collide, I believe it could very well cause The Finality."

OG0I0gs-1-
Scroll A-1 Scroll A-11 purchased 2 Finality Bricks

Requires the destruction of Finality Wall Alpha

Everything is 10% more efficient.

The Odyssey
"I am - or was - #1, the highest ranking member of The Army. I am writing this in the hope that someone will find it and discover the truth, for it is all true, kept secret for time beyond count by The King."

OG0I0gs-1-
Scroll A-50 Scroll A-1 purchased 2 Finality Bricks

Requires the destruction of Boss Finality Wall

Everything is 10% more efficient.

Mirrorage
"I am no longer a member of The Army, the first member to ever leave. I am now simply The Keeper of The Black, for I must keep this infinite power away from The King.

The title of this verse may be important to the cause; after writing the previous, I found an Edge message that had materialized on my temple saying only that word."

OG0I0gs-1-
Scroll C-32 Scroll A-50 purchased 2 Finality Bricks Everything is 10% more efficient.

The Legacy
"In the 42nd, The King created the Walls. He has recreated them for every Incarnation since. I still do not understand their purpose, but if there is one thing I know about The King, it's that he always has a reason."

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Scroll D-10 Boss Finality wall destroyed twice 7.3e+36 cash
7.3e+21 fourth wall bricks
73 End bricks
9 Finality Bricks
Everything is 16% more efficient.

The Infuser
"The Army has attempted to create more substances with power similar to The Black. One of their attempts resulted in a strange volatile acid of which #21 said had no name, for it was a mistake. I saved the only sample of it in existence, and it is currently in possession of the Wizards. This unnamed substance is much less dangerous than The Black, and could be utilized safely by those outside of The Army."
SkLNAG0-1-
Scroll A-33 Boss Finality wall destroyed 3 times 2.6e+37 cash
2.6e+22 fourth wall bricks
73 End bricks
9 Finality Bricks
Everything is 16% more efficient.

Words of Warning III
"If there is one member of The Army you must avoid speaking with, it is #17. While the lower numbers wield more power, they are rarely malicious in intent. If you see #17 at all, it may be too late."
SkLNAG0-1-
Scroll D-4 Boss Finality wall destroyed four times 7.3e+37 cash
7.3e+22 fourth wall bricks
73 End bricks
9 Finality Bricks
Everything is 16% more efficient.

Method in Madness
"In an inscrutable move, The King has decided to leave his chess set on the A1 prime planet. Sometimes I feel that his only goal is to confuse everyone."
SkLNAG0-1-
Scroll C-2 Boss Finality wall destroyed five times 4.44e+38 cash
4.44e+23 fourth wall bricks
73 End bricks
9 Finality Bricks
Everything is 16% more efficient.

Forbidden Techniques
"On the subject of how he came to create The Army, The King is entirely silent. I have... A
theory of what he may have done, but I am only jumping to conclusions based on the magical power he wields. It is likely that there is a less implausible and absolutely insane way of acquiring such power."

Research/ Unlockers Edit

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Name

Unlocked at

Price

Description

Magic Mining 1st wall destroyed 1 brick "We need bricks to trade with the underground wizards for their secrets. Bricks are their most valuable resource.
Deep Magic Mining 2nd wall destroyed 66,666,666,666,666 cash

6 bricks

Necromancers do twice as much damage.

Titans do 50% more damage. Unlocks the brick factory. The wizards are saying we shouldn't go this deep, but we found these cool dark magic tablets.

Summon Titans 2nd wall destroyed 16 bricks The wizards are willing to raise titans from the dead to help destroy the walls. This is a good idea.
Dark Magic Mining 3rd wall destroyed 6,666,666,666,666,666 cash

66,666 bricks

Summons demons.

Necromancers and titans do 50% more damage. We need to mine into hell with dark magic so we can make a deal with the devil to destroy the wall. Everything about this plan is excellent.

Reality Research 4th wall destroyed 404,400,040,440,040,440 cash 4,004,404 bricks Unlocks reality compromisers.

Unlocks the 4th wall upgrade tier. We have discovered with the breaking of the 4th wall that we are all inside a stupid idle game. Not even a real game! But we can use this knowledge to our advantage...

Time Rewinders 4th wall destroyed 1,000 fourth wall bricks Unlocks the reset button, which converts walls destroyed into future knowledge capsules.

We can rewind time and keep our knowledge.

Black Research Final wall destroyed 4,200,000,000,000,000,000 cash Unlocks Black Obliterators.

We have discovered a substance in [REDACTED] that holds more power than anything we have ever encountered. We call it The Black because it is pitch black.

Prestige Hacker Boss Finality wall destroyed 1e+37 cash Unlocks the ability to convert damage to cosmic knowledge, at the rate of 2 decillion to 1.
The hackers decided there was an easier way to go about this.

"hacking??? lol overnab" ~1337 sn1p3r #4

Space Upgrades Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
Space Brick Research Space Wall #9 destroyed 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
2,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Unlocks the space upgrades.
We suspect the space bricks contain many secrets of the universe. Because come on, like we'd find some totally useless bricks?
Importance Adjustments Space Brick Research purchased 10 space bricks Hand punches do 35% more damage.
A strange reality code find: everything has an 'importance level'. If we turn it up on you, your punches do more damage and you are luckier.
Sharpness Paradox Space Brick Research purchased 10 space bricks Melee buildings do four times as much damage.
"Exploiting glitches in reality code is fun, and only has a small chance to break the world!" ~RC Project Leader
Size Adjusting Scripts Space Brick Research purchased 10 space bricks Ranged buildings do four times more damage.
"Seeing things get bigger as they move looks waaaaay trippy." ~Grenademan Project Leader, possibly under the influence
Forced Movement Space Brick Research purchased 10 space bricks Bulldozers do three times as much damage.
"We figured out a way to make something keep moving at the same speed even if something is in front of it. I suggest we don't use it because it sounds reeeeaally dangerous." ~Hacker #8
Extreme Telekinetics Space Brick Research purchased 10 space bricks Wrecking balls do four times as much damage.
Airstrike callers do twice as much damage.
"Let's cut out the middleman and just use our new knowledge and the compromisers to totally wreck the walls with balls and strikes!" ~Hacker #37
Spacial Improvements Space Brick Research purchased 15 space bricks Everything is 8% more efficient.
Using our new knowledge of space with the compromisers, pretty much everything can be made better. Mostly consists of making things bigger, of course.
Cosmic Magic Space Brick Research purchased 15 space bricks Magic buildings do 25% more damage.
"In the far stars and nebulae lies vast magical power... Is it possible you could access some of it?" ~A wizard, when asked how we could improve their magic with space powers
Space-Related Formulas Space Brick Research purchased 15 space bricks Reality compromisers are 50% more efficient.
"Thanks to the space bricks, we can remove many areas of code from the Don't Even Try It's Incomprehensible list!" ~Hacker #10
Morphing Tech Space Brick Research purchased 20 space bricks Brick factories and manual bricks are 5% more efficient per wall destroyed.
The power within the walls' bricks is worth an incredible amount of fake bricks, and the space bricks are the secret to pulling that power out and putting it to use!
Weight Relocation Space Brick Research purchased 35 space bricks Everything is 0.005% more efficient per building owned.
Weight is tied to its associated objects, so all we have to do is dislodge the anchor and move it over to more important stuff. Wall destroying stuff.

Deep Space Upgrades Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
Deep Space Research End Wall #9 destroyed 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash
50,000,000,000,000,000 fourth wall bricks
Unlocks the deep space upgrades.
"I can't even hold all these cosmic revelations!" ~Agent Johnson
Dreams Come True Deep Space Research purchased 100 space bricks Melee buildings do 0.5% more damage per dream building.
"Using more theoretical assumptions and dubious workarounds than any upgrade before, it is truly an RUC accomplishment." ~Agent Brown in the DCT proposal
Brickshot Deep Space Research purchased 100 space bricks Ranged buildings do 1.5% more damage per brick factory.
A lost project we managed to recover. We don't know how it works, and our only documentation on it is the planned flavor text:

"Why does this require deep space knowledge, you ask? Well, [DATA CORRUPTED]"

The Force Of A Thousand Balls Deep Space Research purchased 100 space bricks Wrecking balls do 0.1% as much damage per building owned.
Give or take.
Freedom From Reality Deep Space Research purchased 150 space bricks Melee, ranged, and heavy duty buildings do 0.3% more damage per reality compromiser.
"Gravity? Physics? This is laaame." ~RC Project Leader in the FFR proposal
Boss Power Deep Space Research purchased 250 space bricks Brick factories are 20% more efficient per boss brick.
Manual brick creation is 50% more efficient per boss brick.
Of course the boss bricks are worth a ton of normal bricks. And of course it takes deep space understanding to know how to draw out that worth. This is just how these things work.
Sword Club Knuckles Deep Space Research purchased 250 space bricks Hand punches do 0.03% more damage per melee building.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today because we have finally done it. It took the ability to manipulate reality, space and time, but we have finally combined the club knuckles with the sword knuckles." ~RUC CEO at the grand SCK presentation.
Improved Handling Deep Space Research purchased 350 space bricks Black obliterators do 50% more damage.
With our new deep knowledge of space, we can understand a bit better just how many craps The Black gives. The answer: literally none. It has even been theorized that The Black could give negative craps.
Alternate Reality Forcestacking Deep Space Research purchased 700 space bricks Everything is 0.004% more efficient per building owned.
Yeah, there are totally alternate realities. The code for them is very complex, but luckily deep space knowledge gets us just far enough to be able to steal force and density from them.

Time Upgrades Edit

Note: Destroying the Boss Finality wall will unlock all time upgrades and deep time upgrades not already unlocked, with the exception of Random Dream Points, which will start to have a chance to unlock every second after destroying it twice.

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
Chronological Improvements Time Wall #9 destroyed 5 time bricks Everything is 10% more efficient.
The other time upgrades unlock randomly over time. You'll just have to wait. Possibly a long time, if you are not a lucker.
Hyperspeed Punching 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 5 time bricks Hand punches do 45% more damage.
Punchers do 50% more damage.
Punching, more than other things, takes well to ridiculous speeds.
Past Magic Residue 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 5 time bricks Melee buildings do 0.4% more damage per magic building.
Magic is like other useful forces, only magic.
All The Bullets 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 5 time bricks Gunners do 4% more damage per reality compromiser.
"We've always wanted to shoot hundreds of bullets with each shot, but never had the bullets for it." ~Gunner Project Leader in the ATB proposal
Time-Wrecking Grenades 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 5 time bricks Grenademen do 1.5% more damage per wrecking ball.
"I approve any proposal with a really boss name, of course." ~RUC CEO on the proposal process
Wisdom From Age 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 5 time bricks Heavy buildings do 0.1% more damage per 10 minutes since reset.
There is much wisdom to be found in the art of smashing things.
Biological Clock Rewinders 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 5 time bricks Necromancers do twice as much damage.
Makes for stronger and less zombie-like zombies, which the necromancers are saying totally cramps their style. (Too bad, we're in charge)
Fast Forward 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 5 time bricks Titans do twice as much damage.
Giant things move too slow. The time bricks can help!
Demons From The Past 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 5 time bricks Demons do twice as much damage.
Past demons are less tech-savvy, but better with their evil magic. The present demons have fun showing them all the new trolling methods they've invented.

EDIT: we may have made another mistake.

Boss Research 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 10 time bricks Dream buildings are 10% more efficient per boss brick.
"If we explore into the past, each boss brick has a ton of reality secrets stored in it. It's like whoever constructed the walls is trying to help us destroy them!" ~RC Project Leader
Future Bricks 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 10 time bricks Brick factories and hand bricks produce twice as many bricks.
This plan may have its critics, but it's totally safe to assume we will be making thousands of times more bricks in the future and the amount we're taking will be nothing. Yes. This is a good plan.
Ghosting 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9 10 time bricks Everything is 0.2% more efficient per 100 minutes since reset.
Had to convince the 1337 sn1p3rs that this is a timestacking technique and not the act of spying on them to reveal what they're doing to the enemy team.

Deep Time Upgrades Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Random Punching Bonus 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta 75 time bricks Hand punches do 30% more damage per random bonus punching point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have.
The demons revealed that they stole some time bricks and gathered much more knowledge than we did. So of course they find a way to annoy us with it: they give us really useful knowledge, but only at random times, usually when inconvenient.
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Random Melee Bonus 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta 50 time bricks Melee buildings do 40% more damage per random bonus melee point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have.
"The demons are kind of like Agent Johnson, only even bigger assholes." ~Agent Connor
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Random Ranged Bonus 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta 50 time bricks Ranged buildings do 40% more damage per random bonus ranged point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have.
"I'm playing Cookie Clicker, and I get an elder frenzy, when a demon appears and tapes a piece of paper with deep time information written on it over my screen. It's semi-transparent and I actually see a reindeer come on screen during the elder frenzy, when the demon takes my mouse and spends all my cookies on farms." ~Grenademan Project Leader
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Random Heavy Duty Bonus 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta 75 time bricks Heavy duty buildings do 35% more damage per random bonus heavy point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have.
"I was watching TV, and a demon jumps through the window and starts dishing out advanced time knowledge! I had to scramble for a pen with my greasy chip fingers because the assholes never repeat it. He then told me which characters die that season, took my chips, and left." ~Agent Carter

"I am so done." ~Head of Demon Relations

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Random Magic Bonus 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta 100 time bricks Magic buildings do 25% more damage per random bonus magic point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have.
"I need to step up my game. The demons are freaking MASTERS." ~Agent Johnson
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Random Brick Bonus 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta 150 time bricks Brick factories and manual brick creation are 30% more efficient per random bonus brick point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have.
"The worst part is that you can't complain that much, because they are giving you super useful info. Even if they tie a tape that repeats it only once to a brick and throw it through your window while you're taking a shower." ~Brick Factory Project Leader
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Temporal Power Extraction 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta 200 time bricks Magic & dream buildings are 0.7% more efficient per wall destroyed.
The walls have an incredible amount of power inside them, and we finally have a way to use it to our advantage. They sure don't seem to have any reason for having so much power inside them, as they just sit there doing nothing.
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Density Timestacking 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta 300 time bricks Everything is 0.2% more efficient per 100 minutes since reset.
"The deep time theories involved in this project are pretty dense. HAHAHAHAHAHA" ~Agent Johnson's only comment on the DTS proposal
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Random Dream Bonus 1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Boss Finality Wall twice 1000 time bricks
1.23456789e+37 cash
Dream buildings are 20% more efficient per random bonus dream point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have.
"Okay, so there was a bonus to giving them The Amsora. IT WASN'T FUCKING WORTH IT." ~RC Project Leader, seconded by basically everyone

"The demons are hilarious, you guys all need to chill." ~Agent Johnson
"My problem with the demons is this: They are horrible, garnished with awful, with a Satan on top." ~Agent Connor

Special Brick Bonus Upgrades Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
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Spacetime Extractors Boss Finality wall destroyed twice 8e+24 bricks Everything is 0.001% more efficient per space brick and 0.007% per time brick.
"I can barely contain my excitement." ~Agent Johnson
"There's something about the massive concentration of sarcasm in your voice that makes me think otherwise." ~Agent Lawrence
"Look, I just want more interesting upgrades, okay?" ~Agent Johnson
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Extreme Exractors Boss Finality Wall destroyed six times 8.8e+25 bricks Everything is 0.1% more efficient per End brick and 1% per Finality Brick.
If you're not extracting everything of value from everything, you clearly do not have enough extractors.

Prestige UpgradesEdit

Time Bear Wards Edit

Icon Name Unlocked at Price Description
TimeWard2 Bronze Time Bear Ward 30 future knowledge capsules 9,876,543 fourth wall bricks
987,654,321 bricks
Everything is 5% more efficient.
The wizards report feeling the power of the Time Bear upon their magic, and tell us not to manipulate time further. They can create wards that may steer the Time Bear in a different direction, making our guys less scared, therefore raising their productivity.
TimeWard3 Silver Time Bear Ward 125 future knowledge capsules
2 times reset
98,765,432 fourth wall bricks
9,876,543,210 bricks
Everything is 5% more efficient.
We asked the wizards what the Time Bear is, and they said "Something that you do not want aware of your presence." That's a little ominous, but not enough to stop us from using everything we have to take down this wall!
TimeWard4 Gold Time Bear Ward 250 future knowledge capsuless
3 times reset
987,654,321 fourth wall bricks
98,765,432,101 bricks
Everything is 5% more efficient.
We were going to ask the titans what the Time Bear is, but the translator wizards refused to ask them, saying "There are too many old wounds."
TimeWard5 Platinum Time Bear Ward 400 future knowledge capsules
4 times reset
9,876,543,210 fourth wall bricks
987,654,321,012 bricks
Everything is 5% more efficient.
We asked the demons what the Time Bear is, and the chief demon said "Something you do not want anywhere near you." This sounds strange coming from the guy who has carried around some of the most dangerous things we have ever encountered and trolled people with them.
TimeWard6 Ruby Time Bear Ward 750 future knowledge capsules
5 times reset
98,765,432,101 fourth wall bricks
9,876,543,210,123 bricks
Everything is 5% more efficient.
One of our agents went crazy, muttering about seeing the Time Bear. The wizards are saying he may have been tainted and must be executed.
TimeWard7 Emerald Time Bear Ward 1,250 future knowledge capsules
6 times reset
987,654,321,012 fourth wall bricks
98,765,432,101,234 bricks
Everything is 6% more efficient.
Found graffiti on the side of RUC headquarters saying "THE TIME BEAR IS COMING". Reports of irrational feelings of fear when looking at it. Requesting termination of the Time Rewinder project. ~Agent Lawrence
TimeWard8 Sapphire Time Bear Ward 4,000 future knowledge capsules
7 times reset
9,876,543,210,123 fourth wall bricks
987,654,321,012,345 bricks
Everything is 6% more efficient.
The graffiti is everywhere now. On all of our facilities. It seems to appear overnight, after the cameras strangely go offline. Requesting immediate termination of the Time Rewinder project. ~Chief of Security, RUC
TimeWard9 Unobtainium Time Bear Ward 15,000 future knowledge capsules
8 times reset
98,765,432,101,234 fourth wall bricks
9,876,543,210,123,456 bricks
Everything is 6% more efficient.
"dude this is some creepy shit just cut the time crap" ~1337 sn1p3r #73
TimeWard10 Dark Matter Time Bear Ward 40,000 future knowledge capsules
9 times reset
987,654,321,012,345 fourth wall bricks
98,765,432,101,234,567 bricks
Everything is 6% more efficient.
We asked the wizards if there was any way to fully stop the Time Bear, and they said "You do not attempt to destroy the sun to prevent it from rising."
TimeWard11 Antimatter Time Bear Ward 150,000 future knowledge capsules
10 times reset
98,765,432,101,234,567 fourth wall bricks
987,654,321,012,345,678 bricks
Everything is 6% more efficient.
We asked the demons if they could stop the Time Bear, and they said "There are things that you do not mess with. With us, there are only two. Our boss, and the Time Bear."
TimeWard12 Rainbow Time Bear Ward 400,000 future knowledge capsules
11 times reset
98,765,432,101,234,567 fourth wall bricks
9,876,543,210,123,456,789 bricks
Everything is 6% more efficient.
The reality compromiser project leader attempted to find the Time Bear in reality code, to remove it. He was found dead two hours later in the seat of a reality compromiser. When inspected for cause of death, it seemed he had died of shock.
TimeWard13 Final Time Bear Ward 1,500,000 future knowledge capsules
11 times reset
9,876,543,210,123,456,789 fourth wall bricks
987,654,321,012,345,678,900 bricks
Everything is 7% more efficient.
"This is the last ward the wizards can make. I do not know where we should go from this. I am going to remove myself from anywhere that could be associated with time travel. This is a farewell message. The Time Bear is coming."
~CEO, RUC
TimeWard14 Black Time Bear Ward 4,000,000 future knowledge capsules
12 times reset
987,654,321,012,345,678,900 fourth wall bricks
98,765,432,101,234,567,890,000 bricks
Everything is 8% more efficient.
There is one thing that does not fear the Time Bear: The Black. The most evil thing known to anyone may be our only hope.
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Army Time Bear Ward 9,000,000 future knowledge capsules
13 times reset
98,765,432,101,234,567,890,000 fourth wall bricks
9,876,543,210,123,456,789,000,000 bricks
Everything is 11% more efficient.
Whoever these guys were or are, they have supposedly come close to the Time Bear and survived. Perhaps their artifacts could help us.

Trophies Edit

Icon

Name

Unlocked at

Price

Description

Trophy21 Trash-Tier Trophy 5 future knowledge capsule 777,777,777,777,777,777 cash

77,777 bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +5%.

At least it's a trophy!

Trophy22
Dirt-Tier Trophy 10 future knowledge capsules 7,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash

777,777 bricks

777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +10%.

Technically it's a dirt and water trophy, because we couldn't make a trophy out of just dirt.

Trophy19 Cardboard-Tier Trophy 20 future knowledge capsules 77,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash

7,777,777 bricks

77,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +10%.

The Arts & Crafts Department is voted "least useful department" pretty much every year.

Wood-Tier Trophy 50 future knowledge capsules 777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash

77,777,777 bricks

777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +10%.

The first one that actually costs money to produce.

Trophy17 Stone-Tier Trophy 100 future knowledge capsules 7.777777777777777e+21 cash

777,777,777 bricks

7,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +10%.

[Insert joke about being stoned here]

Trophy18
Aluminum-Tier Trophy 200 future knowledge capsules 7.777777777777777e+22 cash

7,777,777,777 bricks

77,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +15%.

You better not say it's 'aluminium'. Didn't I say we only speak AMERICAN?

Trophy15 Iron-Tier Trophy 500 future knowledge capsules

Boss bonus wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+23 cash

77,777,777,777 bricks

777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +15%.

I've got a lot of irons in the fire, and they're all these trophies. In the fire. Because I have better ones.

Trophy14 Bronze-Tier Trophy 1,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss bonus wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+24 cash

777,777,777,777 bricks

7,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +15%.

The first trophy that's like, a real trophy. Congrats.

Trophy13 Silver-Tier Trophy 2,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss bonus wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+25 cash

7,777,777,777,777 bricks

77,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +15%.

Not to be mistaken with the sliver-tier trophy, which is significantly lower on the list.

Gold-Tier Trophy 5,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss space wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+26 cash

77,777,777,777,777 bricks

777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +15%.
"1st place, scrubs"

"wait"
~1337 sn1p3r #66, before ragequitting

Trophy11 Platinum-Tier Trophy 7,500 future knowledge capsules

Boss space wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+27 cash

777,777,777,777,777 bricks

7,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +20%.
The weeklong argument over whether gold or platinum should be placed higher caused the firing of some lower agents and the destruction of the HQ meeting room, and left everyone platiNUMB. The winning statement was of course that we needed more time to come with a good platinum pun.
Trophy12
Ruby-Tier Trophy 10,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss space wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+28 cash

7,777,777,777,777,777 bricks

77,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +20%.
"I'm going to RUBy this in all of your faces!" ~CEO, RUC
Trophy9 Emerald-Tier Trophy 20,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss space wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+28 cash

7,777,777,777,777,777 bricks

77,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +20%. "I have all the others... this one is emerOLD." ~CEO, RUC
Sapphire-Tier Trophy 50,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss time wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+28 cash

7,777,777,777,777,777 bricks

77,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +20%.
"I'll sapPHIRE you if you don't like my puns!" ~CEO, RUC
Trophy7 Diamond-Tier Trophy 75,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss time wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+29 cash

77,777,777,777,777,777 bricks

777,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +20%.
"If you question my puns you're going to DIEmond!" ~CEO, RUC
"I'm pretty sure the Chief of Puns comes up with with all your puns." ~Agent Connor

Trophy8
Adamantium-Tier Trophy 100,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss time wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+30 cash

777,777,777,777,777,777 bricks

7,777,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +25%.

"more like BADmantium........ OWNED" ~1337 sn1p3r #33

Trophy5 Unobtanium-Tier Trophy 200,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss time wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+31 cash

7,777,777,777,777,777,777 bricks

77,777,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +25%.

"WHY DID WE USE THIS FOR A TROPHY!?" ~RUC Mining Chief, AKA Whiny Whinerson

Trophy4 Mystery-Tier Trophy 500,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss End wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+32 cash

77,777,777,777,777,777,777 bricks

777,777,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +30%.

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Antimatter-Tier Trophy 750,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss End wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+33 cash

777,777,777,777,777,777,777 bricks

7,777,777,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +30%.

The most dangerous trophy we've made so far.

Trophy2 Rainbow-Tier Trophy 1,000,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss bonus wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+34 cash

7.777777777777777e+21 bricks

77,777,777,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +35%.

The more colors the better, obviously.

Trophy3
God-Tier Trophy 3,000,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss End wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+35 cash

7.777777777777777e+22 bricks

777,777,777,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +35%.

More like TRYHARD tier.

Deviltrophy
Devil-Tier Trophy 5,000,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss Finality wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+36 cash

7.777777777777777e+23 bricks

7,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +35%.
We put devil tier higher than god tier to earn some points with the demons. Their response was that their boss prefers haters to ass-kissers.
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Finality-Tier Trophy 7,000,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss Finality wall destroyed

7.777777777777777e+37 cash

7.777777777777777e+24 bricks

7.777777777777777e+22 fourth wall bricks

Damage and brick production multipliers +40%.
REPORT: Incident 088Y
Agent Johnson attempted to chop down a Finality Tree with an adamantium axe to build this trophy. Nearly microscopic shards of adamantium were everywhere, and a large crater was found 21 miles away. The Tree was unscratched. Johnson arrived to the RUC the next day, and reportedly said "I'm gonna need a bigger axe."
He was banned from The Finality Plateaus, on the grounds that it took a complex reality script to remove the adamantium shards.
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Tellurium Trophy 10,000,000 future knowledge capsules

Boss Finality wall destroyed 5 times

7.777777777777777e+38 cash

7.777777777777777e+25 bricks

7.777777777777777e+23 fourth wall bricks

Everything is 0.005% more efficient per 1,000 future knowledge capsules.
"God. What an egotist." ~Agent Johnson

Building Trophies Edit

Icon

Name

Unlocked at

Price

Description

PuncherTrophy Puncher Trophy 75 future knowledge capsules 22,222,222,222,222,222,222 cash Punchers do 2% more damage per puncher.

Hand punches do 0.2% more damage per puncher. We don't know who started the "puncher trophy is people" rumor, but it's not true.

ClubberTrophy Clubber Trophy 150 future knowledge capsules 151,515,151,515,151,515,151 cash Clubbers do 2% more damage per clubber.
Clubbing the wall with the clubber trophy is discouraged.
SwordsmanTrophy Swordsman Trophy 300 future knowledge capsules 1,111,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash Swordsmen do 2% more damage per swordsman.

You can't possibly think swords are worthless against a brick wall now that we got a trophy for it!

GunshooterTrophy Gunshooter Trophy 600 future knowledge capsules 61,616,161,616,161,616,161,616 cash Gunshooters do 2.5% more damage per gunshooter.
"im the king" ~1337 sn1p3r #33
GrenademanTrophy Grenademan Trophy 1,500 future knowledge capsules 444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444 cash Grenademen do 2% more damage per grenademan.

Does not explode, no matter how many times Agent Johnson tells you it does.

WreckingBallTrophy Wrecking Ball Trophy 3,000 future knowledge capsules 8,888,888,888,888,888,888,888,888 cash Wrecking balls do 2% more damage per wrecking ball.

Note: You are NOT allowed to use this as a wrecking ball. That means you, Agent Johnson.

BulldozerTrophy Bulldozer Trophy 6,000 future knowledge capsules 12,121,212,121,212,121,212,121,212 cash Bulldozers do 2% more damage per bulldozer."Found Agent Johnson tying a Bulldozer Trophy to a bulldozer blade. Why haven't we fired him yet?" ~Agent Lawrence
"I'm scared of what would happen if we did." ~Agent Connor
AirstikeCallerTrophy Airstrike Caller Trophy 30,000 future knowledge capsules 555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555 cash Airstrike callers do 2% more damage per airstrike caller.

It actually can be used to call airstrikes, just so that asshole won't tell everyone it can.

NecromancerTrophy Necromancer Trophy 60,000 future knowledge capsules 6,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash Necromancers do 2% more damage per necromancer.

We destroyed this trophy and put it back together so it would be appropriate.

TitanTrophy Titan Trophy 300,000 future knowledge capsules 88,888,888,888,888,888,888,888,888,888 cash Titans do 2% more damage per titan.
Requesting firing of whoever didn't make this trophy bigger than the others. ~Agent Johnson
DemonTrophy Demon Trophy 600,000 future knowledge capsules 666,666,666,666,666,666 bricks Demons do 2% more damage per demon.

You don't want to know what this one is made of.

BrickFactoryTrophy Brick Factory Trophy 2,000,000 future knowledge capsules 166,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash Brick factories create 2% more bricks per brick factory.
We couldn't waste (fake) bricks making trophies, so we made fake (fake) bricks.
RealityCompromiserTrophy Reality Compromiser Trophy 6,000,000 future knowledge capsules 4,040,404,040,404,040,404,040,404,040,404 cash Reality compromisers do 2% more damage per reality compromiser.
Note: You cannot hack into reality with this trophy, and Agent Johnson is not "the primary authority on the subject".
BlackObliterarorTrophy Black Obliterator Trophy 8,000,000 future knowledge capsules 52,525,252,525,252,525,252,525,252,525,252 cash Black obliterators do 1.5% more damage per black obliterator.

The 'worst ideas ever suggested' poster in the HQ meeting room has been updated with "make the BO trophy out of The Black".

Upgrade-related AchievementsEdit

Some achievements can be unlocked by purchasing upgrades. These being:

Icon Name Unlocked at Description
TimeWard2 Hide From Eternity Bronze Time Bear Ward purchased Ward against the Time Bear.
As if you can.
TimeWard13 This Is Our End Final Time Bear Ward purchased Ward against the Time Bear for the last time.
"The Time Bear is upon us. Run, hide, but you will only delay the inevitable. All involved in time-defiling experiments will be purged." ~The head demon, before retreating into the underworld
Trophy22 Dirtlord Dirt-Tier Trophy purchased Achieve 22nd place.
"wow" ~1337 sn1p3r #37
Trophy18 So Metal Aluminum-Tier Trophy purchased Achieve 18th place.
Entering the tiers of trophies that you can actually be proud to earn.
Trophy12 Gemeration Ruby-Tier Trophy Achieve 12th place.
"I couldn't think of any good gem puns." ~RUC Chief of Puns
Trophy8 The Fantasy Zone Adamantium-Tier Trophy purchased Achieve 8th place.
These tiers are so good the materials don't even exist in real life.
Trophy3 Literally God God-Tier Trophy Achieve 3rd place.
"This title isn't correct in any capacity." ~Agent Lawrence
Trophy1 Congratulations Finality-Tier Trophy Achieve 1st place.
"tryhard" ~1337 sn1p3r #21
TelluriumTrophy You're Done Tellurium Trophy Earn every trophy.
EDIT: You're never done.
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Bookworm The Essence of The Basket purchased Read the Legend of The Fourth Wall in its entirety.
"cool story bro" ~1337 sn1p3r #52
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