Upgrades

Upgrades are additional items within the game that cost various resources to unlock. Once unlocked, each upgrade will provide a special boost to resource production (or other things) which stays when rewinding time in the game.

There are 418 of them.

Upgrades from Walls

Production Multiplier Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	The Chronicle	1st Wall destroyed	250,000,000,000 cash	Everything is 5% more efficient for each wall you've destroyed. Let's compile our knowledge of wall destroying in a book so we can learn from our past mistakes. CEO EDIT: the RUC does not make mistakes.
	Training	1st Wall destroyed	200,000,000,000 cash	Everything does 5% more damage. To destroy the big wall, we may need to actually train our guys.
	Wall-Destroying Classes	2nd Wall destroyed	20,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything does 5% more damage. We need to teach our guys all the tips & tricks of wall destroying.
	Intense Training	3rd Wall destroyed	2,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything does 10% more damage. Get PUMPED!
	Plot Armor	4th Wall destroyed	20,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything does 10% more damage. Now they know that there's no harm that can come to them unless you sell them.
	Victory Dance	Final Wall destroyed	20,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything does 25% more damage. Brick production +20%. We have won over the walls. They will never again take over our world!
	Magically Enhanced Everything	Bonus Wall #5 destroyed	1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything is 20% more efficient. "Yeah." ~The MEE proposal
	Utility Spells	Boss Bonus Wall destroyed	50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything is 20% more efficient. Teleportation spells, movement spells, telekinesis spells, pickle jar opening spells, you name it.
	Access to The Great Wizard Library	Space Wall #5 destroyed	2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything is 20% more efficient. All the knowledge and history the wizards have, and it's only slightly biased towards them!
	World Domination	Boss Space Wall destroyed	100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything is 20% more efficient. When the RUC becomes the sole power on Earth, we can finally continue our work uninterrupted by whiners. Whiners that can actually do anything to us, that is.
	Demon Advice	Time Wall #5 destroyed	5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything is 20% more efficient. Since they are immortal, the demons have learned a lot over the years. Lucky for us, a lot of that knowledge has to do with destroying things!
	Library of Hell Membership	Boss Time Wall destroyed	150,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything is 20% more efficient. According to the head demon, membership costs one animal sacrifice/month, or one human sacrifice/month for Premium.
	Deal With The Devil	End Wall #5 destroyed	10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything is 20% more efficient. He'll give us a sample of his magic for only 666 human souls!
	Optuqui's Scrolls of Knowledge	Boss End Wall destroyed	300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything is 20% more efficient. All the titan kings had scrolls of knowledge under their name, but Optuqui, the first titan king, somehow knew many things the later ones did not.
	Power Extraction	Boss Finality Wall destroyed	1,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Everything is 25% more efficient. Since The Black's power is practically infinite, we can draw some out without the Obliterators losing any power. The question is whether we can do it without killing everyone involved.

The Legend of the Fourth Wall

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	The Legend of The Fourth Wall	4th Wall destroyed	404 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "Read the epic tale of a hero who ventured into the unknown, past the fourth wall, for a very important purpose."
	Story Page One	The Legend of The Fourth Wall purchased	404 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "It was an ordinary day on the Forum, when the Fourth Wall was broken by the basketofpuppies, who did doth disappear after this feat most great."
	Story Page Two	Story Page One purchased	4,004 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "And thus, after many anxious days, a user MasterSparky of the Forum resolveth to find this most esteemed Member, and he destroyed the Fourth Wall soon after."
	Story Page Three	Story Page Two purchased	40,004 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "Entereth he into a portal most peculiar, and he doth found himself in a strange place with skies of purple. He met a man who doth decree, 'this is the Arcane Rift.'"
	Story Page Four	Story Page Three purchased	400,004 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "The man did speaketh of the dangers ahead: of the Descent, the Depths, and the Inner Heart. He sayeth, 'you may earn Infinite Knowability.'"
	Story Page Five	Story Page Four purchased	1,000,001 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "MasterSparky ventured forth, battling unspeakably horrific beasts. And he doth realize: 'I senseth the basketofpuppies's life signal.'"
	Story Page Six	Story Page Five purchased	4,000,004 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "Hurry he did among the levels of the Rift, and in the Depths findeth the basketofpuppies, in the grip of Death, but still living."
	Story Page Seven	Story Page Six purchased	10,000,001 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "And so he did forget the allure of Infinite Knowability, and rusheth back among the Rift, but could not exit; the monsters did move in front of the exit."
	Story Page Eight	Story Page Seven purchased	40,000,004 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "A shield he called over them, and missiles down from the heavens to smiteth the creatures, while the basketofpuppies lay with life fading away."
	Story Page Nine	Story Page Eight purchased	100,000,001 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "The life signal of the esteemed Member doth fade away, and MasterSparky ran to the lifedock most renowned; and the doctor reassureth: 'the basketofpuppies shall returneth when ready.'"
	Story Page Ten	Story Page Nine purchased	400,000,004 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "MasterSparky soon doth recalleth himself in full to the Forum, and reporteth his deeds."
	Story Page Eleven	Story Page Ten purchased	1,000,000,001 fourth wall bricks	The Members of the Forum doth wait in anxiety until the basketofpuppies came back to the Forum, and all was well for a long while."
	The Essence of The Basket	Story Page Eleven purchased	4,000,000,004 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 10% more efficient. "The End."

Scrolls of the End

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Scrolls of The End	End Wall #9 destroyed	2 End Bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. In the temple we found The Black, we also found a collection of mysterious scrolls. Maybe we should check those out. The at all readable ones, anyway.
	Scroll B-8	Scrolls of The End purchased	2 End Bricks Requires the destruction of End Wall #8	Everything is 5% more efficient. Cascada "When The End comes we will all feel it, we will know it has arrived. The End will come, as nothing can truly halt The Harbinger. The End is not an end of us, or anything material. It is an end of ignorance, for The End will reveal what - or who - has hid behind the curtain the entire time."
	Scroll B-9	Scroll B-8 purchased	2 End Bricks Requires the destruction of End Wall #7	Everything is 5% more efficient. Foreshadowing "The previous verse was information not entirely accurate; the curtain seen behind in The End will only explain partially. I will draw the full curtain in the scrolls labelled 'C'."
	Scroll A-3	Scroll B-9 purchased	2 End Bricks Requires the destruction of End Wall #6	Everything is 5% more efficient. Infinity & Eternity "There are two absolute powers in this universe: The Black, and the Time Bear. The former, a mistake; the latter, a failsafe. Both were never intended to be encountered."
	Scroll A-4	Scroll A-3 purchased	2 End Bricks Requires the destruction of End Wall #5	Everything is 5% more efficient. Standing on The Edge "When I first saw The Black, I could tell it was not meant to exist, let alone be called upon. I did not understand how such a thing could be controlled, but I did not often understand what The King spoke of."
	Scroll A-8	Scroll A-4 purchased	3 End Bricks Requires the destruction of End Wall #4	Everything is 5% more efficient. The Eternal Guardian "The first and only time I felt the direct power of the Time Bear, I did not know what it was; I had not been told of its existence. When the Time Bear is near, it feels as if there is simply no hope; as if you are already dead."
	Scroll C-4	Scroll A-8 purchased	3 End Bricks Requires the destruction of End Wall #3	Everything is 5% more efficient. Closing The Curtain "In the 38th, The King made a choice. He declared that The Army never be revealed, but work in shadow; for no one must know the truth."
	Scroll C-8	Scroll C-4 purchased	4 End Bricks Requires the destruction of End Wall #2	Everything is 5% more efficient. The Levee "'The first time I began to question our actions was when I witnessed #5's return from The Edge. Traversing The Edge is cheating reality, you're simply not allowed to do it. But The King does not care about the rules."
	Scroll C-37	Scroll C-8 purchased	4 End Bricks Requires the destruction of End Wall #1	Everything is 5% more efficient. The Long Game "In the 44th, The King appointed me Keeper of The Black. He said he found it too much to take care of along with his other duties. Looking back, this move is interesting; he has made no other large mistakes in his long reign."
	Scroll B-20	Scroll C-37 purchased	4 End Bricks Requires the destruction of Boss End Wall	Everything is 5% more efficient. Framework "The End is more of a beginning - of an enlightened age; and a reminder that all things come to an end. But life will not come to an end when the sun burns out; it will end with The Finality."
	Scroll A-2	Scroll B-20 purchased	5 End Bricks Requires the destruction of Finality Wall Delta	Everything is 5% more efficient. Two Paths "I received messages from powers I cannot understand; They spoke of The King, and his wrongs against reality itself. That is why I am writing this. I have betrayed The Army, for what I believe to be the greater good."

Scrolls of the Finality

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Scrolls of The Finality	Scroll B-20 purchased	1 Finality Brick	Unlocks The Finality Scrolls. Everything is 5% more efficient. "These ones are even more old and dusty." ~Agent Carter "Ooh, that means they're more important!" ~Agent Johnson
	Scroll A-10	Scrolls of The Finality purchased	1 Finality Brick Requires the destruction of Finality Wall Gamma	Everything is 5% more efficient. The Revelation & The Remedy "There is another similarity The Black and the Time Bear have. They both exist because of The King."
	Scroll A-11	Scroll A-10 purchased	1 Finality Brick Requires the destruction of Finality Wall Beta	Everything is 5% more efficient. Balance "He caused Infinity, and to prevent reality from being further defiled, They created Eternity. Should these two powers collide, I believe it could very well cause The Finality."
	Scroll A-1	Scroll A-11 purchased	2 Finality Bricks Requires the destruction of Finality Wall Alpha	Everything is 5% more efficient. The Odyssey "I am - or was - #1, the highest ranking member of The Army. I am writing this in the hope that someone will find it and discover the truth, for it is all true, kept secret for time beyond count by The King."
	Scroll A-50	Scroll A-1 purchased	2 Finality Bricks Requires the destruction of Boss Finality Wall	Everything is 5% more efficient. Mirrorage "I am no longer a member of The Army, the first member to ever leave. I am now simply The Keeper of The Black, for I must keep this infinite power away from The King. The title of this verse may be important to the cause; after writing the previous, I found an Edge message that had materialized on my temple saying only that word."
	Scroll C-32	Scroll A-50 purchased	2 Finality Bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. The Legacy "In the 42nd, The King created the Walls. He has recreated them for every Incarnation since. I still do not understand their purpose, but if there is one thing I know about The King, it's that he always has a reason."

Research

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Magic Mining	1st wall destroyed	1 brick	"We need bricks to trade with the underground wizards for their secrets. Bricks are their most valuable resource.
	Deep Magic Mining	2nd wall destroyed	66666666666666 cash 6 bricks	Necromancers do twice as much damage. Titans do 50% more damage. Unlocks the brick factory. The wizards are saying we shouldn't go this deep, but we found these cool dark magic tablets.
	Summon Titans	2nd wall destroyed	16 bricks	The wizards are willing to raise titans from the dead to help destroy the walls. This is a good idea.
	Dark Magic Mining	3rd wall destroyed	6666666666666666 cash 66666 bricks	Summons demons. Necromancers and titans do 50% more damage. We need to mine into hell with dark magic so we can make a deal with the devil to destroy the wall. Everything about this plan is excellent.
	Reality Research	4th wall destroyed	404400040440040440 cash 4004404 bricks	Unlocks reality compromisers. Unlocks the 4th wall upgrade tier. We have discovered with the breaking of the 4th wall that we are all inside a stupid idle game. Not even a real game! But we can use this knowledge to our advantage...
	Time Rewinders	4th wall destroyed	1000 fourth wall bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. The Eternal Guardian "Unlocks the reset button, which converts walls destroyed into future knowledge capsules. We can rewind time and keep our knowledge.
	Black Research	Final wall destroyed	4200000000000000000 cash	Everything is 5% more efficient. Closing The Curtain "Unlocks Black Obliterators. We have discovered a substance in [REDACTED] that holds more power than anything we have ever encountered. We call it The Black because it is pitch black.
	Space Brick Research	Space Wall #9 destroyed	200000000000000000000000 cash 2000000000 fourth wall bricks	Unlocks the space upgrades. We suspect the space bricks contain many secrets of the universe. Because come on, like we'd find some totally useless bricks?
	Deep Space Research	End Wall #9 destroyed	500000000000000000000000000000 cash 50000000000000 bricks	Unlocks the deep space upgrades. "I can't even hold all these cosmic revelations!" ~Agent Johnson
	The End	1 Pure Brick	Requires 700 punchers, 700 clubbers, 600 gunners, 600 grenademen, 600 wrecking balls, 500 bulldozers, 500 airstrike callers, 500 necromancers, 500 titans, 400 demons, 400 reality compromisers, 350 black obliterators, 400 brick factories, 1e+33 hand damage, 400 future knowledge capsules, 35 boss points, and 300 bonus points	Everything is 25% more efficient if you have the pure brick. Everything is 20% more efficient per true victory point. It's time to go home.

Space Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Importance Adjustments	Space Brick Research purchased	10 space bricks	Hand punches do 35% more damage. A strange reality code find: everything has an 'importance level'. If we turn it up on you, your punches do more damage and you are luckier.
	Sharpness Paradox	Space Brick Research purchased	10 space bricks	Melee buildings do four times as much damage. "Exploiting glitches in reality code is fun, and only has a small chance to break the world!" ~RC Project Leader
	Size Adjusting Scripts	Space Brick Research purchased	10 space bricks	Ranged buildings do four times more damage. "Seeing things get bigger as they move looks waaaaay trippy." ~Grenademan Project Leader, possibly under the influence
	Forced Movement	Space Brick Research purchased	10 space bricks	Bulldozers do three times as much damage. "We figured out a way to make something keep moving at the same speed even if something is in front of it. I suggest we don't use it because it sounds reeeeaally dangerous." ~Hacker #8
	Extreme Telekinetics	Space Brick Research purchased	10 space bricks	Wrecking balls do four times as much damage. Airstrike callers do twice as much damage. "Let's cut out the middleman and just use our new knowledge and the compromisers to totally wreck the walls with balls and strikes!" ~Hacker #37
	Spacial Improvements	Space Brick Research purchased	15 space bricks	Everything is 8% more efficient. Using our new knowledge of space with the compromisers, pretty much everything can be made better. Mostly consists of making things bigger, of course.</i
	Cosmic Magic	Space Brick Research purchased	15 space bricks	Magic buildings do 25% more damage. "In the far stars and nebulae lies vast magical power... Is it possible you could access some of it?" ~A wizard, when asked how we could improve their magic with space powers
	Space-Related Formulas	Space Brick Research purchased	15 space bricks	Reality compromisers are 50% more efficient. "Thanks to the space bricks, we can remove many areas of code from the Don't Even Try It's Incomprehensible list!" ~Hacker #10
	Morphing Tech	Space Brick Research purchased	15 space bricks	Brick factories and manual bricks are 5% more efficient per bonus brick. The power within the bonus bricks is worth an incredible amount of normal bricks, and the space bricks are the secret to pulling that power out and putting it to use!
	Weight Relocation	Space Brick Research purchased	30 space bricks	Everything is 0.005% more efficient per building owned. Weight is tied to its associated objects, so all we have to do is dislodge the anchor and move it over to more important stuff. Wall destroying stuff.

Deep Space Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Dreams Come True	Deep Space Research purchased	15 space bricks	Melee buildings do 0.5% more damage per dream building. "Using more theoretical assumptions and dubious workarounds than any upgrade before, it is truly an RUC accomplishment." ~Agent Brown in the DCT proposal
	Brickshot	Deep Space Research purchased	15 space bricks	Ranged buildings do 1.5% more damage per brick factory. A lost project we managed to recover. We don't know how it works, and our only documentation on it is the planned flavor text: "Why does this require deep space knowledge, you ask? Well, [DATA CORRUPTED]"
	The Force Of A Thousand Balls	Deep Space Research purchased	15 space bricks	Wrecking balls do 0.1% as much damage per building owned. Give or take.
	Freedom From Reality	Deep Space Research purchased	15 space bricks	Melee, ranged, and heavy duty buildings do 0.3% more damage per reality compromiser. "Gravity? Physics? This is laaame." ~RC Project Leader in the FFR proposal
	Boss Power	Deep Space Research purchased	20 space bricks	Brick factories are 20% more efficient per boss brick. Manual brick creation is 50% more efficient per boss brick. Of course the boss bricks are worth a ton of normal bricks. And of course it takes deep space understanding to know how to draw out that worth. This is just how these things work.
	Sword Club Knuckles	Deep Space Research purchased	20 space bricks	Hand punches do 0.03% more damage per melee building. "Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today because we have finally done it. It took the ability to manipulate reality, space and time, but we have finally combined the club knuckles with the sword knuckles." ~RUC CEO at the grand SCK presentation.
	Improved Handling	Deep Space Research purchased	20 space bricks	Black obliterators do 50% more damage. With our new deep knowledge of space, we can understand a bit better just how many craps The Black gives. The answer: literally none. It has even been theorized that The Black could give negative craps.
	Alternate Reality Forcestacking	Deep Space Research purchased	30 space bricks	Everything is 0.004% more efficient per building owned. Yeah, there are totally alternate realities. The code for them is very complex, but luckily deep space knowledge gets us just far enough to be able to steal force and density from them.

Time Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Chronological Improvements	Time Wall #9 destroyed	5 time bricks	Everything is 10% more efficient. The other time upgrades unlock randomly over time. You'll just have to wait. Possibly a long time, if you are not a lucker.
	Hyperspeed Punching	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	5 time bricks	Hand punches do 45% more damage. Punchers do 50% more damage. Punching, more than other things, takes well to ridiculous speeds.
	Past Magic Residue	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	5 time bricks	Melee buildings do 0.4% more damage per magic building. Magic is like other useful forces, only magic.
	All The Bullets	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	5 time bricks	Gunners do 4% more damage per reality compromiser. "We've always wanted to shoot hundreds of bullets with each shot, but never had the bullets for it." ~Gunner Project Leader in the ATB proposal
	Time-Wrecking Grenades	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	5 time bricks	Grenademen do 1.5% more damage per wrecking ball. "I approve any proposal with a really boss name, of course." ~RUC CEO on the proposal process
	Wisdom From Age	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	5 time bricks	Heavy buildings do 0.1% more damage per 10 minutes since reset. There is much wisdom to be found in the art of smashing things.
	Biological Clock Rewinders	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	5 time bricks	Necromancers do twice as much damage. Makes for stronger and less zombie-like zombies, which the necromancers are saying totally cramps their style. (Too bad, we're in charge)
	Fast Forward	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	5 time bricks	Titans do twice as much damage. Giant things move too slow. The time bricks can help!
	Demons From The Past	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	5 time bricks	Demons do twice as much damage. Past demons are less tech-savvy, but better with their evil magic. The present demons have fun showing them all the new trolling methods they've invented. EDIT: we may have made another mistake.
	Boss Research	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	10 time bricks	Dream buildings are 10% more efficient per boss brick. "If we explore into the past, each boss brick has a ton of reality secrets stored in it. It's like whoever constructed the walls is trying to help us destroy them!" ~RC Project Leader
	Future Bricks	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	10 time bricks	Brick factories and hand bricks produce twice as many bricks. This plan may have its critics, but it's totally safe to assume we will be making thousands of times more bricks in the future and the amount we're taking will be nothing. Yes. This is a good plan.
	Ghosting	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Time Wall #9	10 time bricks	Everything is 0.2% more efficient per 100 minutes since reset. Had to convince the 1337 sn1p3rs that this is a timestacking technique and not the act of spying on them to reveal what they're doing to the enemy team.

Deep Time Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Random Punching Bonus	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta	10 time bricks	Hand punches do 20% more damage per random bonus punching point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have. The demons revealed that they stole some time bricks and gathered much more knowledge than we did. So of course they find a way to annoy us with it: they give us really useful knowledge, but only at random times, usually when inconvenient.
	Random Melee Bonus	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta	10 time bricks	Melee buildings do 75% more damage per random bonus melee point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have. "The demons are kind of like Agent Johnson, only even bigger assholes." ~Agent Connor
	Random Ranged Bonus	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta	10 time bricks	Ranged buildings do 75% more damage per random bonus ranged point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have. "I'm playing Cookie Clicker, and I get an elder frenzy, when a demon appears and tapes a piece of paper with deep time information written on it over my screen. It's semi-transparent and I actually see a reindeer come on screen during the elder frenzy, when the demon takes my mouse and spends all my cookies on farms." ~Grenademan Project Leader
	Random Heavy Duty Bonus	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta	15 time bricks	Heavy duty buildings do 50% more damage per random bonus heavy point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have. "I was watching TV, and a demon jumps through the window and starts dishing out advanced time knowledge! I had to scramble for a pen with my greasy chip fingers because the assholes never repeat it. He then told me which characters die that season, took my chips, and left." ~Agent Carter "I am so done." ~Head of Demon Relations
	Random Magic Bonus	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta	15 time bricks	Magic buildings do 30% more damage per random bonus magic point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have. "I need to step up my game. The demons are freaking MASTERS." ~Agent Johnson
	Random Brick Bonus	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta	15 time bricks	Brick factories and manual brick creation are 25% more efficient per random bonus brick point, which the demons have a 1/20,000 chance of giving you every second, no matter how many you have. "The worst part is that you can't complain that much, because they are giving you super useful info. Even if they tie a tape that repeats it only once to a brick and throw it through your window while you're taking a shower." ~Brick Factory Project Leader
	Temporal Power Extraction	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta	20 time bricks	Magic & dream buildings are 0.7% more efficient per wall destroyed. The walls have an incredible amount of power inside them, and we finally have a way to use it to our advantage. They sure don't seem to have any reason for having so much power inside them, as they just sit there doing nothing.
	Density Timestacking	1/20,000 chance of unlocking every second after destroying Finality Wall Delta	30 time bricks	Everything is 0.2% more efficient per 100 minutes since reset. "The deep time theories involved in this project are pretty dense. HAHAHAHAHAHA" ~Agent Johnson's only comment on the DTS proposal

Buildings Upgrades

Puncher Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Gloves	1 puncher	100 cash	Hand punches do 1 more damage. Punchers do 50% more damage. A little padding.
	Padded Gloves	5 punchers	400 cash	Punchers and hand punches do twice as much damage. Actually significant padding.
	Steel Plated Gloves	25 punchers	10,000 cash	Punchers and hand punches do twice as much damage. A brilliant plan.
	Brass Knuckles	50 punchers	100,000 cash	Punchers and hand punches do twice as much damage. That's on top of the steel plated gloves. Hell yes.
	Titanium Knuckles	75 punchers	1,000,000 cash	Punchers and hand punches do twice as much damage. Clearly better, because anything made of titanium does way more damage.
	Diamond Knuckles	100 punchers	20,000,000 cash	Punchers do three times as much damage. Hand punches do twice as much damage. The only real substance that can make things do more damage than titanium.
	Adamantium Gauntlets	150 punchers	2,000,000,000 cash	Punchers do three times as much damage. Hand punches do 50% more damage. Wolverine claws optional.
	[REDACTED] Gloves	200 punchers	200,000,000,000 cash	Punchers do four times as much damage. Hand punches do 50% more damage. We brought back an old experiment to make gloves made out of [REDACTED]. CHIEF OF R&D EDIT: that's top secret, you idiot.
	Antimatter Gauntlets	300 punchers	2,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Punchers do five times as much damage. Hand punches do 50% more damage. The RUC is not responsible for any deaths/implosions caused by the Antimatter Gauntlets(TM).
	The Fists of Destiny	400 punchers	20,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Punchers do five times as much damage. Hand punches do 50% as much damage. We found these in an old mine. They're thousands of years old and punch through anything!
	Eternity Gloves	500 punchers	200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Punchers do seven times as much damage. Hand punches do twice as much damage. We found these in Agent Johnson's office trash can. When asked, he said "I've never seen those before."
	The Million	700 Punchers	20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Punchers do five times as much damage. Hand punches do twice as much damage. "The nickname for Lord Reaefsek's terrifying... punching... thing. How do I describe it without having to describe it?" ~Agent Carter in the 1,000,000 proposal
	Magically Enhanced Fists	Magic Mining purchased	20,202,020,202 cash 1 brick	Punchers do three times as much damage. Hand punches do 50% more damage. A syringe filled with pure magic.
	Maganium Gauntlets	250 punchers Magic Mining purchased	20,202,020,202,020 cash 10 bricks	Punchers do four times as much damage. Hand punches do 50% more damage. These gauntlets magically enhance your magically enhanced fists.
	Black Hole Gloves	350 punchers Magic Mining purchased	202,020,202,020,202,020 cash 2,000 bricks	Punchers do five times as much damage. Hand punches do 50% more damage. "These may end up killing us all, but at least they'll take that damn wall down with us." ~CEO, RUC
	Black-Dipped Gloves	600 punchers Black Research purchased	6,060,606,060,606,060,606,060,606,060 cash 60,606,060,606,060 bricks	Punchers do six times as much damage. Hand punches do 50% more damage. If we haven't mentioned it yet, The Black is a kind of rubbery tar-like substance that slowly moves like it's alive and absorbs and eats through everything. The antimatter gauntlets last a few hours; we're not wasting the Fists of Destiny or Eternity Gloves by testing it with them.
	Maximum Super Strength	Reality Research purchased	22,020,020,022,020,002 cash 50 fourth wall bricks	Punchers do four times as much damage. Hand punches do 50% more damage. Thanks to rewriting the universe, they can now lift up to 8000 tons.

Clubber Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Better Clubs	1 clubber	750 cash	Clubbers do 50% more damage. Simply feels better to hold.
	Iron Clubs	5 clubbers	7,500 cash	Clubbers do twice as much damage. Wood is old school.
	Titanium Clubs	25 clubbers	75,000 cash	Clubbers do twice as much damage. Heavier, but actually does damage.
	Spiked Clubs	50 clubbers	750,000 cash	Clubbers do twice as much damage. Titanium spikes, of course.
	Bigger Clubs	75 clubbers	7,500,000 cash	Clubbers do twice as much damage. I'm surprised we didn't get these sooner.
	Bomb Clubs	100 clubbers	75,000,000 cash	Clubbers do three times as much damage. Just attach some bombs to the clubs. An excellent plan.
	Plasma Coated Clubs	150 clubbers	3,750,000,000 cash	Clubbers do three times as much damage. Melts through the wall. Be careful!
	Nuke Clubs	200 clubbers	375,000,000,000 cash	Clubbers do four times as much damage. Like bomb clubs, but waaaay more dangerous.
	Quantum Clubs	300 clubbers	7,500,000,000,000,000 cash	Clubbers do five times as much damage. We used quantum mechanics to make these clubs do the absolute maximum damage.
	Clubs of Happiness	400 clubbers	37,500,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Clubbers do five times as much damage. Just holding these makes you happy. Sure, there are some pretty bad side effects, but none that will halt wall destruction!
	Protection Against The Clubs	500 clubbers	750,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Clubbers do seven times as much damage. Now we don't have to clean up after the accidents that the at-this-point-ridiculously-dangerous clubs cause. Maybe this is something we should have gotten earlier.
	The Devil's Club	700 clubbers	150,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Clubbers do five times as much damage. Literally. According to the demons, he'd use it to bash sinners over the head in the old days; he doesn't need it any more because he has new methods. (We didn't inquire as to what those are)
	Magic Lava Clubs	Magic Mining purchased	1,501,501,501 cash 1 brick	Clubbers do three times as much damage. Clubs made out of pure lava. It works because it's magic.
	Sun Clubs	250 clubber Magic Mining purchased	15,015,015,015,015 cash 1,500 bricks	Clubbers do four times as much damage. As hot as the sun. Magic!
	Supernova Clubs	350 clubber Magic Mining purchased	150,150,150,150,150,150 cash 1,500,000 bricks	Clubbers do five times as much damage. Thanks to the wizards we can now make something even more dangerous than the nuke clubs!
	Black Clubs	600 clubber Black Research purchased	4,504,504,504,504,504,504,504,504,504 cash 450,450,450,450,450 bricks	Clubbers do six times as much damage. They spread The Black like a plague with each hit. Only to the walls though, it's safe!
	Cartoon Physics	Reality Research purchased	33,030,003,033,003,330 cash 500 fourth wall bricks	Clubbers do four times as much damage. You can whack someone 1000 feet into the air with a club now!

Swordsman Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Sharpening	1 swordsman	5,500 cash	Swordsmen do 50% more damage. Kind of useless in the long term of wall-slicing.
	Bigger Swords	5 swordsmen	55,000 cash	Swordsmen do twice as much damage. Bigger is better!
	Fancy Hilts	25 swordsmen	550,000 cash	Swordsmen do twice as much damage. Raises morale.
	Katanas	50 swordsmen	5,500,000 cash	Swordsmen do twice as much damage. Regular swords are lame.
	Dual Katanas	75 swordsmen	55,000,000 cash	Swordsmen do twice as much damage. Upping the cool factor by even more. Well, it would be cool if they were good with swords.
	Flaming Katanas	100 swordsmen	1,100,000,000 cash	Swordsmen do three times as much damage. "If something isn't effective enough, light it on fire." ~CEO of Realistic Upgrades Corporation(RUC)
	Anime-Sized Swords	150 swordsmen	55,000,000,000 cash	Swordsmen do three times as much damage. Bigger than the people wielding them!
	Lightsabers	200 swordsmen	2,200,000,000,000 cash	Swordsmen do four times as much damage. We got to work on this the second we got plasma.
	Reality Blades	300 swordsmen	11,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Swordsmen do five times as much damage. Swords made out of the fabric of reality. How this works I have no idea, but they are awesome.
	Dual Wielding	400 swordsmen	110,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Swordsmen do five times as much damage. Thanks to the swords that cut through anything, it doesn't matter how hard they're swung.
	The Finality Swords	500 swordsmen	4,400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Swordsmen do seven times as much damage. This is what the Swordsman Project Leader calls this collection of swords that he reportedly found in a cave. He won't show us them or say what they do.
	The Nightmare Blade	700 swordsmen	1,100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Swordsmen do seven times as much damage. This is what the Swordsman Project Leader calls this collection of swords that he reportedly found in a cave. He won't show us them or say what they do.
	Maganium Swords	125 swordsmen Magic Mining purchased	11,001,100,110 cash 1 brick	Swordsmen do three times as much damage. We found this mineral that happens to be the perfect magic enhancer, so we named it maganium.
	Sword That Cuts Through Everything	250 swordsmen Magic Mining purchased	110,011,001,100,110 cash 5,000 bricks	Swordsmen do four times as much damage. Thanks to the power of dark magic, we have finally made it.
	Oblivion Blades	350 swordsmen Magic Mining purchased	1,100,110,011,001,100,110 cash 50,000,000 bricks	Swordsmen do five times as much damage. These were created by accident when we told the wizards to pump as much magic as they possibly could into the swords. Declaration: worth.
	Black Swords	600 swordsmen Black Research purchased	66,006,600,660,066,006,600,660,066,006 cash 6,600,660,066,006,600 bricks	Swordsmen do six times as much damage. "All those guys who said hiring someone to make a really cool sword design for these was stupid 'cause The Black would eat through and destroy them eventually were being dumb. Look at these things." ~CEO, RUC
	Building-Sized Swords	Reality Research purchased	55,055,005,505,000,555 cash 2,500 fourth wall bricks	Swordsmen do four times as much damage. We can hold them because it's a damn idle game, it doesn't need to make sense.

Gunshooter Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Laser Sights	1 gunshooter	80,000 cash	Gunshooters do 50% more damage. You wouldn't think you'd need these when your target is a brick wall, but the guys you hired are really bad at their job.
	Double Magazines	5 gunshooters	800,000 cash	Gunshooters do twice as much damage. Less pesky reloading.
	Quadruple Magazines	25 gunshooters	8,000,000 cash	Gunshooters do twice as much damage. A little unwieldy, but agility isn't exactly the first priority when your opponent is a brick wall.
	Infinite Magazines	50 gunshooters	80,000,000 cash	Gunshooters do twice as much damage. As seen in the movies!
	Snipers	75 gunshooters	800,000,000 cash	Gunshooters do twice as much damage. They prefer to be known as "1337 NoScOp3 sn1p3rs".
	Machine Guns	100 gunshooters	8,000,000,000 cash	Gunshooters do three times as much damage. "pistols r 4 overnabz" ~1337 NoScOp3 sn1p3r #33
	Plasma Rifles	150 gunshooters	400,000,000,000 cash	Gunshooters do three times as much damage. Thanks, sci-fi technology!
	Laser Chainsaw Gatling Guns	200 gunshooters	16,000,000,000,000 cash	Gunshooters do four times as much damage. We told R&D to be as ridiculous as they could with this, and boy did they deliver.
	Unstoppable Bullets	300 gunshooters	160,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Gunshooters do five times as much damage. This couldn't possibly have negative effects and is a great idea.
	Every Gun Combined Into One	400 gunshooters	3,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Gunshooters do five times as much damage. "gg" ~1337 sn1p3r #52
	Hyzem's Golden Rifle	500 gunshooters	64,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Gunshooters do seven times as much damage. We profited from Hyzem and Reaefsek's war, because they made a ton of powerful magical artifacts during it.
	Magic Bullets	125 gunshooters Magic Mining purchased	40,004,000,400 cash 1 brick	Gunshooters do three times as much damage. They're magic so they do more damage.
	Pure Magic Bullets	250 gunshooters Magic Mining purchased	800,080,008,000,800 cash 80,000 bricks	Gunshooters do four times as much damage. The wizards told us you can actually make things out of pure magic, so we capitalized on that immediately.
	The Best Gun	350 gunshooters Magic Mining purchased	40,004,000,400,040,004,000 cash 40,000,000 bricks	Gunshooters do five times as much damage. As employed by 12 year olds everywhere.
	Black Bullets	600 gunshooters	96,000,960,009,600,096,000,960,009,600 cash	Gunshooters do six times as much damage. "I support this because then I will be able to tell people that we're destroying the walls with BB guns and actually be telling the truth." ~Agent Johnson
	Crossover Guns	Reality Research purchased	88,800,808,800,008,008 cash 10,000 fourth wall bricks	Gunshooters do four times as much damage. Let's just reach over into other fictional universes and grab ourselves some good guns.

Grenademan Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Greased Pins	1 grenademan	2,000,000 cash	Grenademen do 50% more damage. We received complaints... These guys aren't very good.
	Bigger Crates	5 grenademen	20,000,000 cash	Grenademen do twice as much damage. Less running to the store.
	Big Grenades	25 grenademen	200,000,000 cash	Grenademen do twice as much damage. I'm not sure why we were using the small ones.
	Flame Grenades	50 grenademen	2,000,000,000 cash	Grenademen do twice as much damage. Not to be confused with incendiaries, these are literally grenades lit on fire. Never doubt the effectiveness of lighting things on fire.
	Extra Shrapnel	75 grenademen	20,000,000,000 cash	Grenademen do twice as much damage. "get shrapped" ~1337 sn1p3r #73
	Nuclear Grenades	100 grenademen	400,000,000,000 cash	Grenademen do three times as much damage. Radiation poisoning? Naaaaah...
	Plasma Grenades	150 grenademen	20,000,000,000,000 cash	Grenademen do three times as much damage. I don't actually know what these do, but they sound cool.
	Unobtanium Shrapnel	200 grenademen	400,000,000,000,000 cash	Grenademen do four times as much damage. Just happens to be the perfect material to cut through the wall, but it was really hard to get.
	Time-Splitting Grenades	300 grenademen	4,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Grenademen do five times as much damage. They split through time to destroy the wall's past, present, and future!
	Buckets of Grenades	400 grenademen	80,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Grenademen do five times as much damage. "dude just lob the whole bucket" ~1337 sn1p3r #73, before being promoted
	Holy Hand Grenades	500 grenademen	2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Grenademen do seven times as much damage. They're actually Hyzem's Bombs of Purgation, but the Grenademan Project Leader insisted we call them this. He's the one who insisted we call them 'grenademen' instead of grenadiers.
	Magical Ligntning Grenades	Magic Mining purchased	2000200020002 cash 1 brick	Grenademen do three times as much damage. These are pretty self-explanatory.
	Maganium Gauntlets	250 grenademen Magic Mining purchased	20,202,020,202,020 cash 10 bricks	Grenademen do four times as much damage. Instead of exploding, these transport what they hit into a magical pool of certain destruction.
	Black Hole Gloves	350 grenademen Magic Mining purchased	202,020,202,020,202,020 cash 2,000 bricks	Grenademen do five times as much damage. These skip the portal and just obliterate anything they hit.
	Black-Dipped Gloves	600 grenademen Black Research purchased	6,060,606,060,606,060,606,060,606,060 cash 60,606,060,606,060 bricks	Grenademen do six times as much damage. "I support this because its acronym is 'BIG'." ~Agent Johnson
	Maximum Super Strength	Reality Research purchased	22,020,020,022,020,002 cash 50 fourth wall bricks	Grenademen do four times as much damage. Now that we can alter reality, we don't need reasons for things. Explosions are just really big now.

Wrecking Ball Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Bigger Balls	1 wrecking ball	40,000,000 cash	Wrecking balls do 50% more damage. If you know what I mean.(I don't)
	Balls of Steel	5 wrecking balls	400,000,000 cash	Wrecking balls do twice as much damage. I'm not sure what the previous ones were made out of.
	Reinforced Balls	25 wrecking balls	4,000,000,000 cash	Wrecking balls do twice as much damage. They're actually just titanium balls, but the "Titanium _______" upgrades were getting boring.
	Flaming Balls	50 wrecking balls	40,000,000,000 cash	Wrecking balls do twice as much damage. Yes, this totally works against a brick wall.
	Spiked Balls	75 wrecking balls	400,000,000,000 cash	Wrecking balls do twice as much damage. Badass and more effective.
	Diamond Balls	100 wrecking balls	4,000,000,000,000 cash	Wrecking balls do three times as much damage. The strongest balls the world has to offer.
	Tri-Balls	150 wrecking balls	200,000,000,000,000 cash	Wrecking balls do three times as much damage. Three is better than one!
	Neutron Balls	200 wrecking balls	8,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Wrecking balls do four times as much damage. As dense as a neutron star and about the same potential of turning into a black hole.</i
	Singularity Balls	300 wrecking balls	80,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Wrecking balls do five times as much damage. They are all. They are one. They exist at all times at once.
	Agent Johnson is an Idiot	400 wrecking balls	1,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	"Wrecking balls do five times as much damage. [REDACTED] CHIEF OF R&D EDIT: Agent Johnson is no longer allowed near the demons.
	The Sgapang Ball	500 wrecking balls	16,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Wrecking balls do seven times as much damage. A large white ball made of an unknown substance found in the center of Sgapang, Lord Reaefsek's castle. Judging by its strange properties, it is unlikely Reaefsek or Hyzem created it. Especially since white is not at all Reaefsek's color.
	Magic Exploding Balls	125 wrecking balls Magic Mining purchased	20,002,000,200,020 cash 5 bricks	Wrecking balls do three times as much damage. Yeah, magic can pretty much do anything. Endless explosions!
	Antimatter Balls	250 wrecking balls Magic Mining purchased	800,080,008,000,800,080 cash 80,000,000 bricks	Wrecking balls do four times as much damage. The wizards can create antimatter with their magic. It's pretty damn cool.
	Hellfire Balls	350 wrecking balls Magic Mining purchased	8,000,800,080,008,000,800,080 cash 80,000,000,000 bricks	Wrecking balls do five times as much damage. The fire of the underworld is hotter than anything else, so we got the wizards to make magic balls out of it.
	Black-Absorbed Balls	600 wrecking balls	480,004,800,048,000,480,004,800,048,000,480 cash	Wrecking balls do seven times as much damage. "I support this because Agent Johnson doesn't." ~Agent Connor
	Planets	Reality Research purchased	440,044,400,040,440,040 cash 250,000 fourth wall bricks	"Wrecking balls do four times as much damage. Ah, the things we can do when there's none of that "realism" nonsense!

Bulldozer Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Stronger Blades	1 bulldozer	600,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do 50% more damage. Probably made of titanium.
	Power Treads	5 bulldozers	6,000,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do twice as much damage. Power Treads(TM), By the Realistic Upgrades Corporation(RUC).
	Double Blades	25 bulldozers	60,000,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do twice as much damage. Two is better than one, right?
	Powerful Engines	50 bulldozers	300,000,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do twice as much damage. "Gotta go fast." ~Sonic
	Blades With Blades	75 bulldozers	3,000,000,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do twice as much damage. Smaller blades on the blade. More blades, more damage.</i
	Diamond Blades	100 bulldozers	30,000,000,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do three times as much damage. "Why yes, we are one of the world's richest corporations. Why do you ask?" ~RUC Head of Finance
	Adamantium Blades	150 bulldozers	3,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do three times as much damage. Cuts through diamond!(more effectively than this wall)
	The Megadozer	200 bulldozers	300,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do four times as much damage. It's really, really big.
	Gravity-Altering Engines	300 bulldozers	1,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do five times as much damage. These assign all the nearby gravity to the bulldozers. And sideways so they hit the wall.
	Explosive Blades	400 bulldozers	24,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do five times as much damage. "No, it's not just bombs tied to the blades. That was an early prototype." ~Bulldozer Project Leader, RUC
	Hyzem's Tablet	500 bulldozers	600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Bulldozers do seven times as much damage. Probably King Hyzem's strangest creation, the indestructible tablet that destroys everything it touches except one type of fabric. It says "CLEANSE". Let's tie it to a bulldozer blade.
	Phasing Engines	125 bulldozers Magic Mining purchased	30,003,000,300,030 cash 300 bricks	Bulldozers do three times as much damage. Magically-enhanced engines that allow the dozers to teleport.
	The Unstoppable Force	250 bulldozers Magic Mining purchased	12,001,200,120,012,001,200 cash 300,000,000 bricks	Bulldozers do four times as much damage. Antimatter is the new titanium.
	The Best Gun	350 bulldozers Magic Mining purchased	120,012,001,200,120,012,001,200 cash 120,000,000,000  bricks	Bulldozers do five times as much damage. This wall better not be the immovable barrier.
	Indestructible Bulldozers	Reality Research purchased	1,201,212,000,120,012,120 cash 1,000,000 fourth wall bricks	Bulldozers do four times as much damage. No more scratches!

Airstrike Caller Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Faster Communications	1 airstrike caller	30,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do 50% more damage. Upgrading from dial-up.
	Pianos	5 airstrike callers	300,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do twice as much damage. What, did you think we were dropping missiles?
	Anvils	25 airstrike callers	3,000,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do twice as much damage. Ah, a classic.
	Supersonic Jets	50 airstrike callers	15,000,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do twice as much damage. 3-5 business days no more!
	20-Foot Statues	75 airstrike callers	60,000,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do twice as much damage. Statues of the CEO of the RUC of course.
	Anvil-Shaped Bombs	100 airstrike callers	600,000,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do twice as much damage. A lot more effective than anvils, and clearly better than using actual missiles.
	Missiles	150 airstrike callers	60,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do three times as much damage. Yeah, we gave in eventually.
	Nukes	200 airstrike callers	60,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do four times as much damage. A little overkill for a brick wall, you think? Well, you haven't seen this wall.
	Astral Magnets	300 airstrike callers	6,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do four times as much damage. We drop these and they pull down a bunch of asteroids with them. Also satellites, uh, that was unintentional.
	Bigger Everything	400 airstrike callers	60,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do five times as much damage. "Bigger = More Damage" ~The entire BE proposal
	The Walls of Bixtec	500 airstrike callers	15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Airstrikes do seven times as much damage. Bixtec Castle was made to be impenetrable, so its walls are almost indestructible, very heavy, and magicked up to reflect any damage dealt to them back to their attacker. We knew immediately what to do.
	Density Spells	125 airstrike callers Magic Mining purchased	3,000,300,030,003,000 cash 2,500 brick	Airstrikes do three times as much damage. How useful!
	Dimensional Portals	250 airstrike callers Magic Mining purchased	600,060,006,000,600,060,006 cash 6,000,000,000 bricks	Airstrikes do four times as much damage. Now we can empty the contents of other dimensions onto the wall!
	???	350 airstrike callers Magic Mining purchased	6,000,600,060,006,000,600,060,006 cash 6,000,000,000,000 bricks	Airstrikes do five times as much damage. We have no idea what this stuff is, but it does the trick. Thanks, dark wizards!
	Planets	Reality Research purchased	5,050,550,050,000,505,550 cash 10,000,000 fourth wall bricks	Airstrikes do four times as much damage. Yeah, we already used this, but it works here too.

Hand Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Club Knuckles	50 clubbers	1,000,000 cash	Hand punches do 1% more damage per clubber. They're like clubs tied to your knuckles. Another brilliant invention from the Realistic Upgrades Corporation(RUC).
	Sword Knuckles	50 swordsmen	7,500,000 cash	Hand punches do 1% more damage per swordsman. We're currently trying to figure out how to combine these with the club knuckles. Then, our work here will be done.
	Bullet Punch	50 gunshooters	100,000,000 cash	Hand punches do 1% more damage per gunshooter. An ancient technique passed down by the wall punching masters.
	Fist Grenades	50 grenademen	2,500,000,000 cash	Hand punches do 1% more damage per grenademan. I honestly don't know what these are. Feel free to imagine them how you want.
	wrecking ball Punch	50 Wrecking Balls	50,000,000,000 cash	Hand punches do 1% more damage per wrecking ball. Another legendary technique.
	Bulldozer Strike	50 bulldozers	500,000,000,000 cash	Hand punches do 1% more damage per bulldozer. This isn't actually a legendary technique, we just made it up.
	Skydiving	50 airstrike callers	20,000,000,000,000 cash	Hand punches do 1% more damage per airstrike caller. 30,000 feet of DAMAGE!
	Zombification	50 necromancers	500,000,000,000,000 cash 500 bricks	Hand punches do 1% more damage per necromancer. Now you don't have to waste hours sleeping.
	Ancient Techniques	50 titans	5,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Hand punches do 1% more damage per titan. The walls were around even in the Old World, and with the walls comes wall punching.
	Fist of Evil	50 demons	700,000 bricks	Hand punches do 0.5% more damage per demon. It doesn't matter how evil or horrible the technique, all that matters is that the wall comes down!
	Invulnerability	50 reality compromisers	600,000,000,000,000,000 cash 600,00 fourth wall bricks	Hand punches do 0.5% more damage per reality compromiser. Sometimes it hurts to punch a brick wall. Not anymore!
	Fist of The Black	50 black obliterators	30,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash 30,000,000 fourth wall bricks	Hand punches do 0.5% more damage per Black obliterator. Since you're invulnerable, you are the only person who can touch The Black without dying a horrible, painful death.
	Brick Knuckles	50 brick factories	50,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Hand punches do 0.5% more damage per brick factory. Manual brick creation creates 4% more bricks per brick factory. Fight fire with fire!
	Psychiatrists	1,000 hand made bricks	6,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Manual brick creation creates three times as many bricks. To find out why you and the dark magic tablets aren't getting along.
	Necromancer Lessons	100,000 hand made bricks	37,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Manual brick creation creates 1.5% as many bricks per necromancer. They can give you lessons in dark magic, and as a bonus, being an asshole.
	Demon Lessons	10,000,000 hand made bricks	377,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Manual brick creation creates 1.5% more bricks per demon. Much better at dark magic and at being assholes than the necromancers.
	Joint Necromancer-Demon Lessons	1,000,000,000 hand made bricks	37,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Manual brick creation creates four times as many bricks. They fight a lot, but you somehow learn best when they teach at the same time.
	Wisdom of the Titans	100,000,000,000 hand made bricks	3,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Manual brick creation creates 1% more bricks per titan. After smashing the walls a ton, they have learned a lot about the inner workings of bricks.
	Necromancer Translators	10,000,000,000,000 hand made bricks	3,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Manual brick creation creates 0.8% more bricks per titan. Now with the added benefit of actually being able to understand the titans.
	Demon Translators	1,000,000,000,000,000 hand made bricks	377,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Manual brick creation creates 0.8% more bricks per titan. They know the tablets very well, so they innately know what the titans are talking about.
	Factory Hand	100,000,000,000,000,000 hand made bricks	37,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Manual brick creation creates four times as many bricks. "It's an assembly line in your palm and a conveyor belt in your wrist! Perfect!" ~CEO, RUC
	Omnimagic	10,000,000,000,000,000,000 hand made bricks	37,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Manual brick creation creates five times as many bricks. "i call hax" ~1337 sn1p3r #10
	Coffee	10,000 hand damage	11,111 cash	Hand punches do 3 times as much damage. Caffeine obviously gives you the ability to punch faster.
	Energy Drinks	100,000 hand damage	1,111,111 cash	Hand punches do twice as much damage. POWERTHIIIRRRST
	Experimental Drugs	10,000,000 hand damage	111,111,111 cash	Hand punches do twice as much damage. Probably completely safe.
	Personal Trainer	1,000,000,000 hand damage	11,111,111,111 cash	Hand punches do twice as much damage. This guy is like the grandmaster of punching walls.
	Elephantiasis	100,000,000,000 hand damage	1,111,111,111,111 cash	Hand punches do twice as much damage. With this horribly crippling disease your fists will be like hardass wrecking balls!
	Training Montage	10,000,000,000,000 hand damage	111,111,111,111,111 cash	Hand punches do twice as much damage. Set to '80s music, of course.
	Laser Brain Surgery	1,000,000,000,000,000 hand damage	11,111,111,111,111,111 cash	Hand punches do twice as much damage. For enhanced speed!
	Mechanical Limbs	100,000,000,000,000,000 hand damage	1,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash	Hand punches do twice as much damage. One step closer to being a Terminator.
	Cloning	10,000,000,000,000,000,000 hand damage	111,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash	Hand punches do twice as much damage. Now there are two of you. This is a good idea.
	The Final Fist	1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hand damage	11,111,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash	Hand punches do twice as much damage. As spoken of by the prophets, it has finally arrived.
	Breaking Point	100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hand damage	1,111,111,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash	Hand punches do twice as much damage. The most legendary hand combat technique of all time. Invented by Grandmaster Vwynido, the most skilled hand combatant in recorded history. And yes, it totally works on a brick wall.

Synergy Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Team Up	50 punchers	21,111 cash	Hand punches do 4% more damage per puncher. Get a morale boost from the fact that you're hiring people to punch a wall.
	Come Together	100 punchers	21,,111,111 cash	Hand punches do 2% more damage per puncher. Punchers do 50% more damage. The weak become strong(er).
	Standing Ovation	200 punchers	422,222,222,222 cash	Hand punches do 1% more damage per puncher. Punchers do twice as much damage. After you gave a great inspiring speech about punching walls.
	The Challenge	300 punchers	10,555,555,555,555,555 cash	Hand punches do 0.8% more damage per puncher. Punchers do twice as much damage. To destroy the wall with only your fists.
	Final Team Up	400 punchers	105,555,555,555,555,555,555 cash	Hand punches do 0.3% more damage per puncher. Punchers do twice as much damage. To defeat the walls once and for all!
	Ultra Team Up	500 punchers	422,222,222,222,222,222,222,222 cash	Hand punches do 0.2% more damage per puncher. Punchers do twice as much damage. We lied about the last one being final, but it's not like we can just stop upgrading!
	Sword Clubs	25 clubbers 25 swordsmen	1,511,000 cash	Clubbers do 5% more damage per swordsman. Swordsmen do 5% more damage per clubber. I don't actually know what these are, but they sound badass.
	Clubs Covered in Swords	100 clubbers 100 swordsmen	302,200,000 cash	Clubbers do 4% more damage per swordsman. Swordsmen do 3% more damage per clubber. Genius.
	Chainsaw Sword Clubs	200 clubbers 200 swordsmen	3,022,000,000,000 cash	Clubbers do 2% more damage per swordsman. Swordsmen do 2% more damage per clubber. Don't even try to imagine what the hell these things are.
	The Perfect Combination	300 clubbers 300 swordsmen	1,511,000,000,0000,000 cash	Clubbers do 1.5% more damage per swordsman. Swordsmen do 1.5% more damage per clubber. 50% club, 50% sword. Perfect.
	Bayonets	400 clubbers 400 swordsmen	302,200,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Clubbers do 1.2% more damage per swordsman. Swordsmen do 1.2% more damage per clubber. Now our technology is up to par with the 17th century! [applause]
	King Hyzem's Blades	500 clubbers 500 swordsmen	6,044,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash	Clubbers do 1.1% more damage per swordsman. Swordsmen do 1% more damage per clubber. It is said that Hyzem's Blades are unrecognizable as any one melee weapon; they are all at once.

Prestige Upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Price	Description
	Bronze Time Bear Ward	10 bonus points	987,654 fourth wall bricks 9,876,543 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. The wizards report feeling the power of the Time Bear upon their magic, and tell us not to manipulate time further. They can create wards that may steer the Time Bear in a different direction, making our guys less scared, therefore raising their productivity.
	Silver Time Bear Ward	20 bonus points 2 times reset	987,654 fourth wall bricks 9,876,543 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. We asked the wizards what the Time Bear is, and they said "Something that you do not want aware of your presence." That's a little ominous, but not enough to stop us from using everything we have to take down this wall!
	Gold Time Bear Ward	30 bonus points 3 times reset	9,876,543 fourth wall bricks 98,765,432 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. We were going to ask the titans what the Time Bear is, but the translator wizards refused to ask them, saying "There are too many old wounds."
	Platinum Time Bear Ward	40 bonus points 4 times reset	98,765,432 fourth wall bricks 987,654,321 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. We asked the demons what the Time Bear is, and the chief demon said "Something you do not want anywhere near you." This sounds strange coming from the guy who has carried around some of the most dangerous things we have ever encountered and trolled people with them.
	Ruby Time Bear Ward	50 bonus points 5 times reset	987,654,321 fourth wall bricks 9,876,543,210 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. One of our agents went crazy, muttering about seeing the Time Bear. The wizards are saying he may have been tainted and must be executed.
	Emerald Time Bear Ward	50 bonus points 5 times reset	9,876,543,210 fourth wall bricks 98,765,432,101 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. Found graffiti on the side of RUC headquarters saying "THE TIME BEAR IS COMING". Reports of irrational feelings of fear when looking at it. Requesting termination of the Time Rewinder project. ~Agent Lawrence
	Sapphire Time Bear Ward	60 bonus points 6 times reset	98,765,432,101 fourth wall bricks 987,654,321,012 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. The graffiti is everywhere now. On all of our facilities. It seems to appear overnight, after the cameras strangely go offline. Requesting immediate termination of the Time Rewinder project. ~Chief of Security, RUC
	Unobtainium Time Bear Ward	70 bonus points 7 times reset	987,654,321,012 fourth wall bricks 9,876,543,210,123 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. "dude this is some creepy shit just cut the time crap" ~1337 sn1p3r #73
	Dark Matter Time Bear Ward	80 bonus points 8 times reset	9,876,543,210,123 fourth wall bricks 98,765,432,101,234 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. We asked the wizards if there was any way to fully stop the Time Bear, and they said "You do not attempt to destroy the sun to prevent it from rising."
	Antimatter Time Bear Ward	90 bonus points 9 times reset	98,765,432,101,234 fourth wall bricks 987,654,321,012,345 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. We asked the demons if they could stop the Time Bear, and they said "There are things that you do not mess with. With us, there are only two. Our boss, and the Time Bear."
	Rainbow Time Bear Ward	100 bonus points 10 times reset	987,654,321,012,345 fourth wall bricks 9,876,543,210,123,456 bricks	Everything is 5% more efficient. The reality compromiser project leader attempted to find the Time Bear in reality code, to remove it. He was found dead two hours later in the seat of a reality compromiser. When inspected for cause of death, it seemed he had died of shock.
	Final Time Bear Ward	125 bonus points 11 times reset	9,876,543,210,123,456 fourth wall bricks 98,765,432,101,234,567 bricks	Everything is 7% more efficient. "This is the last ward the wizards can make. I do not know where we should go from this. I am going to remove myself from anywhere that could be associated with time travel. This is a farewell message. The Time Bear is coming." ~CEO, RUC
	Black Time Bear Ward	150 bonus points 12 times reset	98,765,432,101,234,567 fourth wall bricks 987,654,321,012,345,678 bricks	Everything is 8% more efficient. There is one thing that does not fear the Time Bear: The Black. The most evil thing known to anyone may be our only hope.
	Puncher Trophy	25 future knowledge capsules	22,222,222,222,222,222,222 cash 222 melee coins	Punchers do 2% more damage per puncher. Hand punches do 0.2% more damage per puncher. We don't know who started the "puncher trophy is people" rumor, but it's not true.
	Clubber Trophy	50 future knowledge capsules	151,515,151,515,151,515,151 cash 1,500 melee coins	Clubbers do 2% more damage per clubber.
	Swordsman Trophy	75 future knowledge capsules	1,111,111,111,111,111,111,111 cash 11,111 melee coins	Swordsmen do 2% more damage per swordsman. You can't possibly think swords are worthless against a brick wall now that we got a trophy for it!
	Gunshooter Trophy	100 future knowledge capsules	61,616,161,616,161,616,161,616 cash 1,616 ranged coins	Gunshooters do 2.5% more damage per gunshooter.
	Grenademan Trophy	125 future knowledge capsules	444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444 cash 44,444 ranged coins	Grenademen do 2% more damage per grenademan. Does not explode, no matter how many times Agent Johnson tells you it does.
	Wrecking Ball Trophy	150 future knowledge capsules	8,888,888,888,888,888,888,888,888 cash 888,888 heavy coins	Wrecking balls do 2% more damage per wrecking ball. Note: You are NOT allowed to use this as a wrecking ball. That means you, Agent Johnson.
	Bulldozer Trophy	175 future knowledge capsules	12,121,212,121,212,121,212,121,212 cash 12,121,212 heavy coins	Bulldozers do 2% more damage per bulldozer.
	Airstrike Caller Trophy	200 future knowledge capsules	555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555 cash 555,555,555 heavy coins	Airstrike callers do 2% more damage per airstrike caller. It actually can be used to call airstrikes, just so that asshole won't tell everyone it can.
	Necromancer Trophy	225 future knowledge capsules	6,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash 666,666 magic coins	Necromancers do 2% more damage per necromancer. We destroyed this trophy and put it back together so it would be appropriate.
	Titan Trophy	250 future knowledge capsules	88,888,888,888,888,888,888,888,888,888 cash 8,888,888 magic coins	Titans do 2% more damage per titan. This trophy is ten times the size of the other trophies, because we couldn't resist.
	Demon Trophy	275 future knowledge capsules	666,666,666,666,666,666 bricks 66,666,666 magic coins	Demons do 2% more damage per demon. You don't want to know what this one is made of.
	Brick Factory Trophy	300 future knowledge capsules	166,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 cash 166,666,666 heavy coins 166,666,666 magic coins	Brick factories create 2% more bricks per brick factory.
	Reality Compromiser Trophy	325 future knowledge capsules	4,040,404,040,404,040,404,040,404,040,404 cash 404,0404 dream coins	Reality compromisers do 2% more damage per reality compromiser.
	Black Obliterator Trophy	350 future knowledge capsules	52,525,252,525,252,525,252,525,252,525,252 cash 52,525,252 dream coins	Black obliterators do 1.5% more damage per black obliterator. The 'worst ideas ever suggested' poster in the HQ meeting room has been updated with "make the BO trophy out of The Black".
	Trash-Tier Trophy	1 future knowledge capsule	77,777,777,777,777 cash	Damage and brick production multipliers +5%. At least it's a trophy!
	Dirt-Tier Trophy	2 future knowledge capsules	777,777,777,777,777 cash	Damage and brick production multipliers +10%. Technically it's a dirt and water trophy, because we couldn't make a trophy out of just dirt.
	Cardboard-Tier Trophy	5 future knowledge capsules	7,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Damage and brick production multipliers +10%. The Arts & Crafts Department is voted "least useful department" pretty much every year.
	Wood-Tier Trophy	10 future knowledge capsules	77,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Damage and brick production multipliers +10%. The first one that actually costs money to produce.
	Stone-Tier Trophy	15 future knowledge capsules	77,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Damage and brick production multipliers +10%. [Insert joke about being stoned here]
	Aluminum-Tier Trophy	20 future knowledge capsules 1 boss point	777,777,777,777,777,777 cash	Damage and brick production multipliers +15%. You better not say it's 'aluminium'. Didn't I say we only speak AMERICAN?
	Iron-Tier Trophy	25 future knowledge capsules 1 boss point	777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 777 bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +15%. I've got a lot of irons in the fire, and they're all these trophies. In the fire. Because I have better ones.
	Bronze-Tier Trophy	30 future knowledge capsules 1 boss point	777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 7,777 bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +15%. The first trophy that's like, a real trophy. Congrats.
	Silver-Tier Trophy	35 future knowledge capsules 2 boss points	777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 77,777 bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +15%. Not to be mistaken with the sliver-tier trophy, which is significantly lower on the list.
	Gold-Tier Trophy	40 future knowledge capsules 2 boss points	7,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 777,777 bricks 7,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +15%.
	Platinum-Tier Trophy	45 future knowledge capsules 3 boss points	77,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 7,777,777 bricks 77,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +20%.
	Ruby-Tier Trophy	50 future knowledge capsules 3 boss points	777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 77,777,777 bricks 777,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +20%.
	Emerald-Tier Trophy	60 future knowledge capsules 3 boss points	7,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 777,777,777 bricks 7,777,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +20%.
	Sapphire-Tier Trophy	70 future knowledge capsules 4 boss points	77,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 7,777,777,777 bricks 77,777,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +20%. "I'll sapphire you if you don't like my puns!" ~CEO, RUC
	Diamond-Tier Trophy	80 future knowledge capsules 5 boss points	777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 77,777,777,777 bricks 777,777,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +20%.
	Adamantium-Tier Trophy	90 future knowledge capsules 6 boss points	7,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 777,777,777,777 bricks 7,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +25%. "more like BADmantium........ OWNED" ~1337 sn1p3r #33
	Unobtanium-Tier Trophy	110 future knowledge capsules 7 boss points	77,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 7,777,777,777,777 bricks 77,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +25%. "WHY DID WE USE THIS FOR A TROPHY!?" ~RUC Mining Chief, AKA Whiny Whinerson
	Mystery-Tier Trophy	140 future knowledge capsules 10 boss points	777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 77,777,777,777,777 bricks 777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +25%. ????????
	Antimatter-Tier Trophy	170 future knowledge capsules 10 boss points 10 bonus points	7,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 777,777,777,777,777 bricks 7,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +25%. The most dangerous trophy we've made so far.
	Rainbow-Tier Trophy	200 future knowledge capsules 15 boss points 25 bonus points	77,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 7,777,777,777,777,777 bricks 77,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +25%. The more colors the better, obviously.
	God-Tier Trophy	250 future knowledge capsules 20 boss points 100 bonus points	7,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777 cash 777,777,777,777,777,777 bricks 7,777,777,777,777,777 fourth wall bricks	Damage and brick production multipliers +30%. More like TRYHARD tier.

Upgrade-related Achievements

Some achievements can be unlocked by purchasing upgrades. These being:

Icon	Name	Unlocked at	Description
	Hide From Eternity	Bronze Time Bear Ward purchased	Ward against the Time Bear. As if you can.
	This Is Our End	Final Time Bear Ward purchased	Ward against the Time Bear for the last time. "The Time Bear is upon us. Run, hide, but you will only delay the inevitable. All involved in time-defiling experiments will be purged." ~The head demon, before retreating into the underworld
	Dirtlord	Dirt-Tier Trophy purchased	Achieve 20th place. "wow" ~1337 sn1p3r #37
	So Metal	Aluminum-Tier Trophy purchased	Achieve 16th place. Entering the tiers of trophies that you can actually be proud to earn.
	Gemeration	Ruby-Tier Trophy	Achieve 10th place. "I couldn't think of any good gem puns." ~RUC Chief of Puns
	The Fantasy Zone	Adamantium-Tier Trophy purchased	Achieve 6th place. These tiers are so good the materials don't even exist in real life.
	You're Done	God-Tier Trophy	Achieve 1st place. "tryhard" ~1337 sn1p3r #21
	Bookworm	The Essence of The Basket purchased	Read the Legend of The Fourth Wall in its entirety. "cool story bro" ~1337 sn1p3r #52

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